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Sonic Adventure: Ivo-Lution

Part One

An Ivo Robotnik based

Fan-Fic by Maneir

Chapter One

"Project Nemesis"

Location: New York City. Time: 17:00. Date: April 26.

A dark shadow loomed over the city as the low droning of anti-gravity engines could be heard echoing off of the near-by sky-scrapers. As the citizens looked up, they saw an all too familiar vessel: the Egg Carrier. On top of the bow they could see the owner of the large aircraft: Eggman himself.

"Attention, citizens of Terra! Bow before your new leader!" Before he could continue, a police officer in a helicopter spoke up.

"Listen pal, this is really getting old. Every time one of you "evil geniuses" shows up and announces themselves as our "new ruler" they get their asses handed to them by some god-forsaken self-proclaimed super hero! Just give it up already!" Ivo wasn't too happy with this particular officer.

"Listen you insolent whelp! My new allies and I, the Dark Triad, shall take over this pathetic planet as well as the rest of the solar system with the help of Project Nemesis! And you, citizens of New York, shall be honored by field testing the prototype! UNLEASH THE SWARTZ TOD!" With that, the bottom of the ship opened up to reveal a 60' black disorder unit. As the ship released the disorder, Ivo yelled "Battle theme please!".

Over the loudspeaker, the city heard the following: "I like big butts and I cannot..." Ivo now had a look of utter irritation on his face.

"Wrong theme!"

A new song played over the loudspeaker: "It's peanut butter jelly time..."

"STILL WRONG!"

Yet another song played over the loud speaker: Grace and Glory from Jet Set Radio

"Much better."

After the music started, the robot began its rampage proving that nothing that the local police, nor the military, had could take it on. A tank raised its cannon and fired at the head. Direct hit; no damage. The robot raised its right arm and pointed it at the tank. A beam of bright white energy shot from its hand and destroyed the tank as well as everything within 20' of it. As the mech continued to destroy anything that opposed it, a 6' man with long black hair was talking to someone at an outdoor restaurant.

"Here we go again," the man said to the black haired woman sitting across from him, "Yet another power crazed villain that I have to put down. Can't the military do anything for themselves?"

"You'd think that they could," said the woman as she saw the Swartz Tod destroy a Capricorn with and energy wrist-blade, "but apparently not."

"I'd better get the Hellbringer. Go ahead and go back to the apartment Galatia; this should only take me a couple of minutes."

'Well' Ivo thought to himself, 'this is going better than I had planned!' His thoughts were cut short as a 120' bulky, black mecha body-slammed the disorder unit. "What in the hell was that!"

As the larger mech stood up, the word "EVA" within the Roman numeral VI could be seen on its shoulders. What was the most frightening about its appearance is that it had nothing hiding its teeth (fangs included) and the fact that it had not two, but three eyes!

"NO! This is all wrong! He shouldn't be here; he's supposed to be in Nihon!" Ivo was furious, his plans were shot to hell, no pun intended, all because of a small bit of information that he wasn't aware of: the fact that Lieutenant Zeris Stingray, pilot of Evangelion Unit 06, was in New York on vacation.

EVA-06 swung at the Swartz Tod with a roundhouse kick. The disorder dodged it by ducking, and then launched itself upward to deliver a powerful uppercut which knocked the Hellbringer onto its back.

"That's it asshole, no more games!" 'Five minutes,' Zeris thought to himself, 'that should be more than enough time to tear this fucker apart!'

The Hellbringer got to its feet again and let off a horrendous howl. It then grabbed the disorder unit by the head and arm, tearing its left arm off. The disorder retaliated by firing off a particle cannon it had hidden in its mouth, searing the face plating on the EVA.

'This is no good,' Ivo thought to himself 'the Swartz Tod is barely match for that... that monster. I had better get out of here before that thing finishes it off and comes after me!'

As the two combatants continued to tear each other apart, the Egg Carrier made a swift get away.

The battle lasted a total of seventeen minutes. The Hellbringer was victorious.

The battled scarred EVA kneeled down to examine the scrap heap that was once its most fierce adversary.

"What the... this isn't a disorder unit it's... an EVA! What the fuck is Eggman up to! If this was just the prototype... shit, I have to warn the others!" With that, the Hellbringer lifted the remains of its foe onto its shoulder and walked away from what was once Times Square.

End Chapter 01