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Author's Note: Hi!!! bOTiceLli pUzZle here!!! We should get started with an inane conversation with my alter ego. Hold on, boys and girls.

BP: OMG! It's another cute House/Wilson fic!!!

Muse: Duh. They're all you right.

BP: OMG shut up. You shouldn't be mean you know.

Muse: Meh. Well, this one, like all the others, will have:

Shy! House, Dominant! House, Secretly Worried! House, Hot! House, Passionate! House, Attempting Sarcasm! House, The Art of Being Clever is Dying! House, Unresearched Medicine! House….and finally, OUT OF CHARACTER!!! House. The last one being predominant, if you please.

BAD FIC

"House whats wrong" Wilson said. House was saying nothing and looking at the floor.

"House tell me right now why are you saying nothing?!?!" Wilson yelled.

Finally House said "I love you Jimmy"

Wilson gasped because he was shocked that House would ever admit his feelings usually he never did. He was also shocked because how could House feel the same way he did. "House I love you too" he said.

House smiled and said "Great so are we going out now"

"Yeah I'll be your boyfriend" Wilson sad.

"But we're both guys" House said.

"So I guess we're both boyfriends" Wilson said and they both laughed.

"See you later Jimmy!!!" House said and went back to his office. His team was working on a really complicated case that was taking them a lot of time.

"Hi House why do you look so happy?" Cameron asked.

"Wilson and I are going out" House said happily. Foreman and Chase looked disturbed and Cameron looked sad. "Aw come on guys you're not against gay people are you I mean this is the progressive state of New Jersey"

"I hate you!!!!!" Cameron shouted and ran out of the room crying. Chase ran after her to comfort her. (Hint, hint).

House and Foreman stared after them but didn't do anything. Chase was holding her and she was crying.

"I loved him" she said tears streaking down her face.

"I know" he said with his adorable Australian accent. "But there are other people who love you too you know Cameron. The world doesn't have to end with House"

"I know" she said sniffing. "Sorry. You must think I'm rly weak now or something."

"No I still think you are cool" Chase said truthfully. "Let's get back to diagnosticks."

"Yeah OK" she said and they went back.