Tino sighed. Christmas time again, he had no idea what to get the other countries. .
"Why so sad?" Taylor asked, noticing Tino's sadness.
"He's not sad moron, he's stumped," the other hissed, annoyed with her friends inability to read the atmosphere correctly.
"Really?"
"Yes."
"She's right," Tino said. "I'm stumped. I have no idea what to get the other countries."
"We'll help!" Taylor announced excitedly.
Her master, err, "partner" glared. "We will?"
"YUP!"
"Thanks you two. I have a list of countries I still need to get presents for. When I say the name, you pitch the idea to me," Tino instructed. "Ok, first on the list, Antonio, personification of Spain."
"Skinny jeans," Taylor said.
"Two sizes too small," Alex added.
Tino raised an eyebrow but wrote it down.
"Alfred, personification on the United States of America," Tino said, going down the list.
Alex started laughing.
2 DAYS EARLIER
Vash continued to tear through his house.
"Where are my guns?" he hissed.
"I don't know big brother," Lilly said, a small grin on her face. She got her IPhone and continued to look through the downloaded content from Alex. Guns for pictures. She looked through the window abd winked at the hiding girl.
Unflashback…
"Switzys guns and Maps for Dummies," Alex said.
"How do we get the guns?" Taylor asked.
"Look in my suitcase," Alex said.
"I'd rather not," Taylor said. "How did you get thouse through security?"
Needless to say, she didn't get an answer.
Tino continued to write down the ideas. What had he gotten himself into?
"Moving on," Tino interrupted. "Arthur, personification on England and Northern Ireland."
"Taylor, get me my suitcase," Alex said. Confused, Taylor received the suitcase and handed it to her. Alex then took out 2 books. Taylor choose not to comment on the pill of guns in there.
"These," Alex said, holding the books up.
"Magic books?" Taylor asked.
"Or so you think," Alex said. "There's special stuff in them."
"Special stuff?" Taylor questioned.
"Brother repentant and porn," Alex said, smiling.
"Why am I not surprised?" Taylor said.
Alex smiled and said nothing.
"Ok, Francis, personification of, uh, France," Tino said, writing down "Magic Books" for England.
"Socks and underwear, the plain kind," Taylor said.
The sound of a pencil before, "Ludwig, the personification of Germany."
Alex grinned. "I shall return."
Rome
In Italy, the Southern half of Italy was sitting in his home, eating tomatoes when the front door opened.
""Feli you bastardo, close the door" Lovino said, shivering. It was raining after all.
"Not Feli," a voice said. Alex said, actually.
"And what do you want?"
"Is your brother here?"Alex asked.
"No, go away," Lovino said, uninterested.
"Damn," Alex muttered. "Oh well, you will do."
"Wh-"
THUNK
Alex got the box out and stuffed the Italian inside.
Feli walked through the door and waved as Alex went.
Meanwhile
Tino had to admit, as crazy as these two were, he was making progress. Taylor had some good, and logical, ideas.
He'd gotten through countries. For Russia, a candy cane colored pipe. Scotland, a somewhat fake, England vodo doll and Toris was getting a Russia vodo doll.
Then Alex returned with a moving- and cursing- box.
"Alex, please tell me you put air wholes in that thing," Taylor said, not bothering to ask the obvious.
"Uhh," Alex said before checking. "Oh yeah! It's on the bottom."
"Alex if it's on the bottom no air will get though. The box is on the floor," Taylor pointed out.
"Oh yeah."
She took a knife and stabbed the box, putting whole in the box… and in poor Lovi. The box cursed some more before Alex dropped it with the other presents.
"Germany's done," she announced.
"Is your friend always like this?" Tino asked, feeling a little sad. This girl obviously had a lot of issues.
"Yes."
"Ok," Tino said, letting the subject drop. "Next is Belarus.."
"Rubber knives," Alex said. "Next."
"The Italies," Tino said.
"Lovino, hair gel. Feli, Greece's cats, except the one named Kitty," Alex said.
"Where did you get Greece's cats from?" Taylor asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Don't ask."
"America's hat?" Tino asked.
"Canada," Taylor corrected. "A shirt that says "Who Am I? Who Am I? WHO ARE YOU?"
Tino wrote it down. "Switzerland?"
"Water guns," Taylor said.
"That look exactly like real guns. His missing ones," Alex added.
"Lilly?"
"And I take my leave again," Alex said.
"Oh God."
Rome.. Again.
Alex had a box. In said box were two things, her leftover pasta and a butt naked Italy.
Smiling, she wrote down To: Lilly on the top, remembering air wholes this time, and set out to return to her friend.
Meanwhile… Again
"And finally, Prussia," Tino said.
"ME!" Taylor exclaimed, holding a box. "And an Assassin's Creed set. Oh! And we should get Lilly a puppy."
"I'M HOME!" a voice exclaimed, rather loudly.
"And we're done," Tino said. Taylor proceeded to get in the box, and Alex didn't feel the need to ask questions. "
"Thanks for all the help guys," Tino said, packing the sleigh up.
"Pleasures all ours!" Alex said. "Taylor, I'll come get you in a few days. Maybe."
Alex waved and left.
"Ok, Tay, lets go," Tino said and they delived the presents in record time.
DONE! I may to Country reactions tomorrow. May not. Depends on my mood.
Till then!
Hasta la Pasta!