Kaiyou In Da Hood
"Aye wat up nigga?" said ghetto ass Kaiyou
"Ain't nothin' happin' partna' " said ghetto ass Leo
"Wut bout' Clemin' my nigga?" asked ghetto ass Kaiyou
"I don't know?" replied ghetto ass Leo as he brought his new ass Iphone 11 cuz he's so gangsta like dat nahmean? Anyway he called up that killa Clemintine and she answered dat shit.
"Wat up cuz?" answered ghetto ass Clemintine
"Aye Kaillou and fam are gonna ride out on that soft ass nigga Caillou. You comin'?" axed Leo
"Hell yea" replied killa Clem
Anyways about an hour later Caillou was playing outside on his driveway by himself (cuz he ain't got no friends cuz he's annoying and shit) and then roled up the crew with they Big Wheels. The Nigga Nigga Kaiyou(that's his gov. name) walked to the bitch ass Caillou and asked...
"Where's my money nigga?" axed Kaiyou
"I don't have the money" said Caillou
"Didn't I tell you I'd kill you if you didn't have the money?" said Kaiyou
"Yeah that's why I brought back up bitch!" replied Caillou as his boys came out from the bushes blasting there guns. There was a big ass gun fight but then more of Kaiyou's homeboys roled up and killed all them bitch ass marks, only leaving Caillou alone with Kaiyou pointing the trigger at Caillou's big bald ass forehead.
"Please I don't want to die" begged Caillou's bitch ass
"Fuck you nigga." replied Kaiyou as he pulled the trigger killing Caillou
The End
Was that a nice story children?
Grandma you're drunk again!
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