Hey guys!

So, this story is basically the Hamilsquad using Tinder? I don't really know how to describe it. I just had the idea and was like "yeah, this is smart!"

So that's why you're reading it right now.

Yay?

"You WHAT?" Alexander stared, mouth agape, at his best friend.

"I made you a Tinder account." John Laurens replied. "It was easy, really. Just create a profile, and the chicks come to you!"

"You're kidding." Alex grumbled.

"Nope!" Laurens grinned.

"Ha! For a second there I thought you said you signed me up for Tinder." Eliza laughed, her sister giving her a dead-serious look.

"I did. I signed you up for Tinder." Angelica replied.

"You WHAT?" Eliza screamed. "Why the heck did you do that? Jefferson was enough trouble-I don't want another boyfriend!"

"Relax. You don't need to use it if you don't want to. I was making one for myself, so I figured I'd make ones for you and Peg." Angelica rolled her eyes.

"...Okay, fine...Wait, why'd YOU make one?" Eliza asked.

"I have my reasons." Angelica replied with a wink.

Eliza groaned.

"Heey, look! Ya got a suitor already!" Laurens practically waved Alexander's phone in his face.

"Ugh, who is it..." Alex grumbled.

"Let's see...her name's Angelica Schuyler...twenty-five...two sisters...ooh, a cat. And she's a veg-"

"Don't tell me she's a vegan." Alexander interrupted.

"Uh, she's a vegan." Laurens blinked twice, not quite understanding the problem with that.

"Ugh, I CAN'T date a vegan." Alex moaned.

"Why?" Laurens asked, confused. "You're friends with me, and let's not forget I'm a vegetarian with Celiac disease."

"Cuz," Alex said simply, like it made all the sense in the world, "Lee's a vegan. And you know how much I hate him."

"...Dude. Why does it matter that he's vegan? He's a jerk, granted, but-"

"No buts! I'm not dating a vegan." Alex planted his foot on the ground firmly, as if to prove his point.

"...Whatever dude." Laurens sighed. "I don't think you understand the point of Tinder."

Alex ignored him.

"Crud." Angelica muttered.

"What?" Eliza asked, twirling a strand of hair.

"I just got turned down on Tinder...dunno why." Angelica shrugged.

"THIS is why you avoid online dating." Eliza replied.

"Seriously, enough with that stuff." Angelica rolled her eyes.

"It's true!"

Angelica ignored that comment.

No offense to any vegans out there (actually, you're awesome, I wish I had that much self-control).

Alex just...stereotypes quickly? I obviously have no idea what I'm doing :/

Eh, well.