This probably exists, but someone mentioned bisexual Hiccup and I suddenly had this idea crop up.
So... This will start at Hiccstrid, then Eretstrid, then Hicret (or is it Eretcup?) and end at Hicretstrid (or Eretcupstrid, this ship naming is a mouthful). So, there will be M/F, M/M and M/M/F - also known as het, slash and threesome.
And it will contain absolutely zero plot. But probably a lot of anal sex.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
-HTTYD-
"Come on, admit it. He's much better company now he rides dragons instead of trapping them."
"That's true of just about anyone. Even Dagur."
"Yeah, but I didn't see you check out Dagur bending over. Twice."
Hiccup glared at his wife, attempting to read the notes from a Council meeting his father had presided over a few years ago, trying to settle an argument. It was slow going, especially with Astrid tormenting him about Eret constantly.
Maybe admitting he could appreciate a good looking guy to his slightly obsessive wife was a bad idea. Now Astrid seemed hell bent on getting Hiccup to say he was attracted to Eret. The problem with trying to argue with her was...
He kind of did find Eret attractive. Since the bravado and dragon trapper persona fell away, leaving someone loyal and appreciative and bonding with Skullcrusher, Hiccup couldn't help noticing him a little more. His tattooed face had a wicked smirk, he had a witty, cutting sense of humour and wasn't the slightest bit afraid of hard work - much of Berk was wary of the ex-trapper, and Eret had not complained once about being set the task of helping break down the shards of ice all over their island.
And Hiccup, being chief, would oversee the work. Which had involved maybe a few too many hours watching Eret doing manual labour. Sweat and solid muscles and that rather cute look of concentration-
Get a grip Hiccup.
"If you like Eret so much, you go after him."
"Nah. If anyone comes into our bed it's a package deal. So if you're not into him, and he's not into you, it's a no go."
Hiccup wasn't even surprised by Astrid's casual but confident manner as she talked of a third person in their bed. Adventurous and open minded as she was, apparently Hiccup's flexible sexuality was acceptable to the point Astrid both wanted to indulge it and be actively involved in it.
Gods, she was really something.
"I'm not hitting on Eret. No matter what you say."
"I'll do it for you, if you admit you like him."
Hiccup rolled his eyes, turning his eyes back to chiefly matters. Astrid let the matter drop - for a while. When they made it to their bed, the usual ritual of her helping to take off his leg as a sign he trusted her and she accepted him over with, Astrid pressed the length of her body against his, winning the usual reaction of his cock hardening, erection pressing against the soft skin of her belly.
"Did you take the bath I made up for you?"
"Yep. The muscle stuff was amazing, I felt like a puddle of goo after five minutes."
Astrid grinned, leaning down to kiss him and Hiccup let his eyes rove over her body, smooth and curved and strong. Those tempting lips made their way downward, stoking Hiccup's fire until she was dropping hot little kisses up the underside of his shaft, leaving Hiccup keening rather needily.
He didn't even notice at first, Astrid's mouth distracting from what her fingers were doing nomenrairly. When her blunt fingernails scrapes lightly at the crease between thigh and groin, Hiccup wondered where she was going with that but forgot when her mouth sealed around his sensitive tip.
"My Odin, that feels good."
Astrid's lips curved into a smirk around his cock, suckling lightly to keep his mind blissfully blank. He barely registered the smell of coconut until Astrid was pressing her fingers in an unusual place, making Hiccup tense up.
"Wh-what are you doing?"
"Trust me babe, you'll love it."
"Do I even want to know?"
Astrid winked, kissed the tip of his cock and watched as the stiff length twitched, seeking the wet heat of her mouth again.
"Maybe not just yet. Just... relax. I swear it won't hurt."
Hiccup wasn't entirely sure, but Astrid seemed content to continue going down on him - if she wanted to do something else that wouldn't hurt, he supposed it wasn't the worst thing in the world. Trying to loosen his ass - something he had never done before - Hiccup nodded, laying back on the bed.
"Alright."
Astrid beamed, almost... proud? of him. Hiccup closed his eyes as she stroked him, licked at his tip, kissed the skin between his cock and sack and his hips spasmed at the warm air of her breath on him. Astrid took the chance of his distraction, one finger pushing against a taut muscle until his body gave way, let her in.
It was strange, unusual but not entirely unpleasant. He didn't see what the fuss was for though, it didn't really add to the experience. Hiccup focused more on Astrid's tongue swirling around the head of his cock, not really noticing the way she seemed to be looking for something... until she found it.
His hips bucked, muscles clenched as white hot pleasure spiked somewhere low in his groin.
"Holy Odin's ghost, what was that?"
Astrid only winked, resuming mouthing at his cock and pressing against that spot inside him again, turning what was Hiccup's usual experience of oral sex into holy-fuck-I'm-gonna-come in about twenty seconds flat. Every time Astrid crooked her finger and touched the little hot spot again, Hiccup felt a pulse of pleasure that made him think he was about to come, but then it subsided again and he found himself trying to chase it, pressing down onto the finger in him for more.
"You like that then?"
"Astrid, please, I'm so close-" he choked as she did it again "gods, so close."
Blissfully taking pity on the writhing mass of Viking at her mercy, Astrid redoubled her efforts, moving her mouth and tongue and fingers? faster, sending Hiccup headlong into a burst of hot, molten pleasure that spilled out of him with a high pitched whine. Panting, gasping, twitching, Hiccup fell back against the bed now his spine was done almost bending in two as he came, grimacing as Astrid pulled her two fingers out of him, washing her hands in the water bucket near their bed.
"Are you alright?"
"Mhmm. Little... surprised?"
"So was I. I figured you would like it, but that was hot as Hel watching you get like that."
Hiccup chuckled breathlessly, head automatically moving in closer when Astrid leant down to kiss him.
"So... care to tell me where you learnt that?"
"Ruffnut. She was fooling around with Snotlout and we all know he swings the axe both ways..."
"Ok, you're right. I didn't want to know. Don't you dare tell her about this."
"Good gods no. There's a rule in place that she not ask about my sex life ever since she started asking how big your cock is. I told her I would demonstrate by jamming my axe handle up her ass the right length... she politely declined and hasn't asked since."
"I don't know whether to be relieved or terrified."
"Mmm. Both."
Ignoring that thought, Hiccup rolled over and kissed Astrid more thoroughly, enjoying her soft moans as their mouths enticed and encouraged each others arousal. Kissing was an art form, and Hiccup was Astrid's eager student. Desperate to satisfy her but unsure if it was fair for her to wait until he could get it up again, Hiccup's mouth made it's way down, down, down. He halted at her chest, kissing and suckling at her little pink nipples, leaving hardened nubs in his wake as he descended.
"Uh, do it to me too."
He had barely placed a kiss atop the damp slit waiting, when Astrid made a breathless plea.
"What, you mean..."
Hiccup pressed his fingers between her plush, rounded ass cheeks, feeling Astrid quiver lightly.
"Mhmm, I'm curious."
Astrid liked to push boundaries, he knew that. They had never explored this territory before, but Hiccup wasn't about to deny her. He dipped his fingers inside her, coating them in her natural lubrication before spitting on his hand to add more, then put his mouth to Astrid's favourite task.
He didn't press in immediately, circling the tight muscle with his fingers as he circled her clit with his tongue, enjoying Astrid's trembling thighs and loud moans as he pleasured her. When Hiccup felt she was tightly wound enough - her delicious taste and heated moans already had his cock hard, up against his stomach pulsing hungrily - he let his finger penetrate her, finding it rougher and more resistant but not terribly so.
Her reaction was priceless - eyes wide, mouth opening and closing without a sound for several heartbeats, then several expletives as Hiccup redoubled the efforts of his tongue, dragging it across her sensitive clit and teasing around it to ensure she didn't come too fast, or grow oversensitive too soon. His finger moved gently, not finding anything like his own body had shown but Astrid seemed to enjoy it.
He slid a second in as he felt her loosen up, the muscles squeezing around him and Hiccup couldn't help but wonder if it would feel as different with her wrapped around his cock instead of just his fingers. Right now, he wanted to make her come and from the increase of both her responsiveness and volume, he was getting close to doing so.
Hiccup pulled away to nip her inner thigh, leaving little red marks patterned across the pale skin that didn't see the sun. Astrid whined in protest, pushing down to seek his tongue again and Hiccup smiled to himself at her blatant, wanton behaviour before giving her what she wanted, licking and sucking and moving his fingers until that familiar rush of wetness - and the scream Astrid muffled in the pillow - signalled she too, had reached Valhalla.
As she came down, Hiccup rinsed his hand and face, watching her quiver weakly on the bed. Her flushed and sweaty skin, those graceful limbs and just how much he loved and desired her made his cock throb insistently, demanding to be inside her. He sent it a mental note to wait, using the carefully positioned furniture to support his somewhat ungainly hop back to the bed.
"Are you alright?"
She swatted at his arm, clearly in revenge for him using her own words against her as her gorgeous bare chest heaved, hypnotic to Hiccup's roving eyes.
"That was awesome. We are so doing that again some time."
"Any time you want. If it's a regular thing though, we may need to get more coconut oil in."
Astrid nodded, arctic blue eyes making their way down his body to find the firm cock awaiting her body not-so-patiently. He felt fluid leak from his tip, telling her he was painfully aroused by going down on her and her eyes lit up.
"Do we have any in right now?"
"You mean you want-"
"Yep. Why not? I'm already loosened up."
She said it so matter of factly that Hiccup just stared for a minute - she was offering the holy grail, a thing many Viking woman would axe their husband for even suggesting and he couldn't deny watching his cock sink into that gorgeous ass wasn't an inviting prospect.
"I'll check, hang on."
Hiccup put his leg back on, aroused and anxious enough not to care that someone could walk in and see him naked and aroused right then and there. It was late, so everyone was likely asleep anyway. He found the small jar of thick white paste, sniffing for the tropical scent and smiling to himself. Hiccup made himself ascend the stairs slowly rather than scamper up them and betray his eagerness, but Astrid wasn't looking at the door when he walked in.
Instead, she had rolled onto her stomach, the expanse of her back like freshly laid snow, dotted with the scars she so loved to say were what made life fun. The curve of her backside was tempting, inviting him in.
"Got it?"
"Got it. You sure about this?"
"Mhmm. Just don't slam it like Thor's hammer and I'll be fine."
Well that was an image Hiccup didn't need. He scooped out a generous amount of oil, warming it between his hands until it was a clear, shiny puddle that he slicked his erection with. It felt thick and strange at first, because they mostly used it for cooking rather than sex, but it was well known in the village for it's alternative uses.
Taking a few deep breaths to steady himself, Hiccup felt like he might just come at the sight and prospect of what he was about to do to the divine goddess beneath him. Cock twitching, Hiccup gripped the base and rubbed the tip along Astrid's ass until she whimpered softly, hips rocking back to try and tempt him in.
"You'll tell me if it hurts, or doesn't feel good right?"
"Yes Hiccup, just... fuck, just do it."
Shifting his knees wider, Hiccup positioned himself properly, feeling the loosened muscle twitching beneath his tip. He pressed in, feeling a little resistance but then the slide as oil and Astrid allowed him in a little at a time. Astrid didn't say "stop" until he bottomed out, and Hiccup searched for rational thought amongst heat and tight to pull out.
"No, stay. Just... give me a minute."
His whole body tunnel-visioned to the point where Astrid's plush cheeks were pressed into his hips, the most agonisingly beautiful pressure of muscles clenching tight around his cock. After a minute or so of Hiccup sweating, trembling with the effort to stay still, Astrid finally seemed to relax around him.
"Alright."
He could hear the strain, but Astrid wouldn't do this just for him if she didn't think she would get something out of it - it was one of their rules. Sweat beading on the back of his neck and running down his face, Hiccup pulled back, slid forwards and kept his motions slow and gentle despite the pounding blood in his ears demanding take, harder, faster.
It took another half a dozen thrusts before Astrid reacted, but Hiccup knew that soft gasp was of pleasure rather than pain. Bolstered by the signal, Hiccup increased his pace incrementally, keeping an eye on Astrid's responses to check she wasn't hurting. He laid down on her back, using his elbows to keep from crushing her with his weight but aching to be as close to her as possible.
"Uhh, more Hiccup."
Never one to deny his wife, Hiccup thrust a little harder, felt Astrid roll her hips up and back to meet the motions and he saw her hands fist and clutch at the bed pelts, felt the muscles in her ass squeeze tighter around him when he managed to snake a hand under her hip, fingers pressing against her clit.
"Sweet Freya that's good."
Hiccup felt his climax approach, each thrust pulling him closer and every word dripping honey-like from Astrid's tongue stoking the flames higher. The heat began to consume him, teeth sinking into the back of Astrid's shoulder as he lost control of himself and spilled into her body, hips stuttering for the last few jerky thrusts until he stilled.
The haze took a while to fade, his cock softening by the time he recovered and Hiccup pulled out, flopped un-gracefully onto the bed next to Astrid and immediately looked at her to check she waa ok.
"So... how was it?"
Astrid lifted herself up onto her elbows, loose blonde hair beautifully mussed up as she smiled at Hiccup.
"Pretty good. I'm kinda sore, but I guess that'll go away with practice. Like riding a dragon, now that used to hurt like hell."
Relieved, Hiccup climbed out of bed on shaking legs, fetching warm water and a cloth to clean Astrid up gently, putting that aside and re-removing his metal limb when he was done. Laying on his back, Astrid placed her head on his shoulder, slung an arm across his stomach and murmured a sweet, sleepy goodnight to him. He had never known anyone who could fall asleep as fast as Astrid... except maybe Tuffnut.
He could fall asleep standing up and mid conversation.
Astrid was in visible discomfort the next morning, so Hiccup did the only remedy he could think of and made her a bath up, containing similar muscle-relaxing herbs in the water for her. Perching next to the bath on the stool, Hiccup watched her soak.
"Is that better?"
"Much. So... Eret?"
"Are we still on that?"
"Yep. So, what say you to us sounding him out?"
Hiccup ran a hand through his hair, noting that it was getting shaggy and could do with a trim.
"Tell you what. If you're dead set on this, then... alright. But, just in case. You first. I'm too awkward, I'll blurt something out or run away if I'm worried he's not interested or thinks I'm nuts."
"So, I seduce him first, then find out if he'll swing your way after?"
You make it sound so crude. I was thinking more we both befriend him properly, and you see if he's open to the idea of more."
"It'll have to be careful though... Eret isn't exactly going to jump your wife chief."
Hiccup nodded, reaching for the liquid soap to help wash Astrid's hair.
"I know, but we'll cross that bridge if we come to it."
The subject dropped for the morning, Hiccup felt the whole thing swarm into his mind all at once when the ridiculously tempting, swaggering tattooed ex trapper swam into view, his lean hips and muscled arms far too distracting when Hiccup was working.
"Hey, chief?"
"What's up Eret?"
He felt his heart stutter in his chest, remembering Astrid's words and almost not noticing Eret was talking.
"I uh, wondered if you would mind me joining in on Dragon Academy with Fishlegs? Now the uh, ice stuff is done and I'm out of homes to repair."
"Oh. I uh... I don't see why not. So long as it's alright with Fishlegs, and you don't argue with my mom on the correct way to restrain an agitated dragon again."
Eret chuckled nervously, hand twiddling his ponytail.
"I'm not that brave."
"Then yes, feel free to hang out at the Academy."
"Awesome. Thanks chief!"
Eret swaggered off, whistling happily and Hiccup hoped he wasn't pathetic enough to have stared after him longingly. It would put a dent in their plans if everyone thought Hiccup was goo-eyed for the ex trapper.
Even if he thought about how little a chance there was that Eret would not only play for both teams, but also even be interested in Hiccup. Astrid was pretty much a given - she was gorgeous, perfect.
Hiccup was still... Hiccup.
-HTTYD-
Disclaimer - I don't own HTTYD.
Other disclaimer - oil and silicone based lubricants ( oil) should not be used with condoms or silicone toys unless recommended by a manufacturer. Safe sex for everyone!
Now onto Eretstrid.