"The Vexing M&M"

As Greg sat at his desk, he thought of very important things.

' How do they get the little m's on the M&M's ?'

This thought was provoked by the sample he was working on. Catherine had brought him a half eaten M&M to get DNA off of.

' Come on, who eats half an M&M?'

At that moment Grisson decided to come and check on his favorite lab rat.

" How come you are not gracing our ears with your ever pleasant musical selection?"

" I'm thinking." Greg answered with a vexed expression.

" Of what?"

" Wow, this must be a slow night! All I've gotten is, a half eaten M&M, and a bored looking Grissom wondering what, I, master of my domain, is thinking about."

" Well, don't give yourself too much credit! So what are you thinking about, it perplexes me."

" Well, have you ever wondered how they get the little m's on the M&M's?"

" Not really, it's obvious how they do it. They...: He was cut off when Sara walked in.

" What are you guys talking about?"

" M&M's. Grissom was gonna' tell me how they get the little m's on them, until a sasquach came and rudely interrupted him!" Greg answered with a smirk. Sara gave him a playful hit on the arm.

" Children! Now, as I was saying, they..." He was then interrupted again by Nick.

" What you guys up to?"

Greg answered, " Grissom is feebly trying to tell s how they get the little m's on the M&M's. But he keeps on getting interrupted by man eating body snatchers from Texas!"

Before Nick could retort, Grissom started up again.

" As I was saying, they..." At this time Warrick and Catherine decided to show up.

" Hey, Greggo. Got my sample?"

" When did MY lab turn into the meeting spot for rude CSI's? Hey, wait a minute! You know what this means? I'm popular!!! Hold me!"

At this moment he grabs Sara and takes her into a tight bear hug. Sara tries, but to no avail, to shake him off.

" Get off of me!"

" Don't you love me?"

" No!"

" You are so hurtful! I must cry into your bossom!"

" Don't you dare! Grissom!!!!"

" Get out of Sara's bossom, Greg."

" You know how to ruin a fun time, don't you Grissom?"

While all of this is happening Warrick and Catherine still have no clue of what is going on.

" What are you guys talking about?" Warrick asks.

Grissom gave an exasperated answer, " Nothing! Absolutely, nothing!" At that he left to do some paperwork.

" Now, I'll never get to know how they get the little m's on the M&M's. I guess I will just have to cry into Catherine's bossom. It looks more fluffy than Sara's anyway."

" Oh, no you don't! Nick, Warrick!" Catherine said. With a snap of her fingers Nick and Warrick stalked menacingly towards the now frightened lab tech.

" Come on you little weasel! Lets go for a ride!"

" NO! Never!!!!"

Greg ran out of the lab, screaming past Grissom's office with Nick and Warrick on his heels.

Grissom shook his head at the sight, and muttered, " All this, because of an M&M!"