Kill Yourself Sakura!
A/N:First fanfic with yaoi and a weak attempt at smut! I tried at least! Rated "R" for yaoi and smut
Disclaimer:I do not Naruto-niichan! Masashi Kishimoto does!
Summery:No, nobody kills theirself in this one. It's the name of a song! I love when Naruto is cocky so I heard this song and my friend said the artist is too cocky in this song,so Naruto's cocky in this fanfic...gomen if it sucks please review! Naruto wants to prove to Sakura that he can get Sasuke easily,Sakura think he's being too cocky and they end up in a bet. Sakura and Naruto try and get Sasuke to like them. Naruto wins Sasuke attention and smex him that night and Naruto finds out that he enjoy this. Naruto-seme X Sasuke-uke (or Sas-uke),non-oneshot enjoy!
My friend came up with the first chapter's name Lol
I change the formats to dang much! You'll know the smex scene cuz it be in story formats. I'm lazy so I wrote the rest in script form.
No I don't hate Sakura-chan we often get along
Hikari-chan
Kill Yourself Sakura!
By:xxHikarixUchihaxx
Chapter 1:Cocky Naruto and Smexy Sasuke
Script Format
It was 12:00pm in Konoha,Sakura Haruno,a 15 year old konochi,was staring at Sasuke.Too bad she was caught though by her not-so-favorite-teamate Naruto Uzumaki. Of course she didn't know that he was planning to surprise her.
Naruto:konichwa Sakura-chan!
Sakura::turns around:: Na..Naruto? you scared me!
Naruto:what's so intresting about Sasuke-teme today? He looks like he always does tebayo...
Sakura:you don't get it...he looks so desirable sighs I wish he liked me...
Naruto:hehe! He likes me though I mean everyone does---
Sakura:what?! Sasuke don't like you!
Naruto:yep he does I mean,he seems to care for me more than you!
Sakura:what?! he was about to kill you!! ( talking about when they met in manga chapter 308)
Naruto:and soooo?
Sakura:and so?! how could he like you and he almost killed you!
Naruto:(well she is right,darn it..wait I have an idea!) Sakura-chan...
Sakura:huh?
Naruto:let's have a bet! Loser has buy the other ramen!
Sakura:no ever better,loser can't eat ramen for a week!
Naruto:wha-what?
Sakura:now whaddya say?
Naruto:...f-fine..I'll do it.
Sakura:so what's the bet Naruto-bozu?
Naruto:who ever seduces Sasuke-teme into liking them wins plus...
Naruto had a smirk on his face. An evil one. Sakura was confused but she soon enough got what the kitsune was trying to refer to.I mean,who knew Naruto thought like that? A moment of silence occured then...
Sakura:eh?!!!! A-are you cr-cr-crazy?! I can't---
Naruto:seems like somebody's scared,ne Sakura-chan?
Sakura:I am not! Okay you're on!
To Be Continued