Orchid Green
Dr. Mwaahaha
Bringing you your daily dose of humor.
I walked through the garden spraying Watari's potion on the flowers. Tsuzuki and I just finished our mission.
The woman that we stopped had been cloning flowers that sprayed unsuspecting people. Each flower had a different effect, and one type sealed peoples' soul.
Of course, I was the one left with the cleanup. I'm tired, sleepy, and I haven't even eaten breakfast yet. But here I am, using Watari's special spray, "Aaron-kun", to kill off the rest of the plants.
Now that I've killed off all of these plants ::yawn:: ... Grrrr, I glare at a plant that I just spotted hidden behind the bushes. Hmmm, I never miss one. I suppose I have to crawl in there to get it, great just great.
I look at the flower. It's an orchid and very pretty. I shake my head, I can't get too careless on this job.
I lean forward, and feel my eyes droop in sleep. I quickly open them.
::Sssshhh:: Something sprays my eyes, and I quickly leap up.
"Aaaahh!" I frantically rub my eyes.
Wait, nothing's happening. My hair's still normal, my hands haven't switched colors, and I don't feel any magic tugging at my soul. Hmm, I guess this plant must have been faulty.
"That was a close one," I spray the plant with Aaron-kun, and I go home to sleep.
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I yawn as I walk down the hallway to Watari's office. Sleep felt nice, even though I'm proud of the fact that I can function without getting much of it.
I knock on the door.
"Come in," Watari happily says. Hmmm, this isn't necessarily a good thing. Watari's happiness usually means that he has developed another potion that he can't wait to try out on an unsuspecting person.
"Konnichiwa," I say as I put the spray machine down. I see him scrunching over something.
"Bon! You have to try this coffee! I know that you don't like to sleep often, and this will do just the trick!" He spins around, presenting coffee in a flowery cup.
I stare at the cup, and I turn to look at Watari. Watari looks at me, and draws in a quick breath. He drops the cup of coffee, and I catch it just before it hits the floor.
I feel his mood change quickly from being happy to something ...else.
"Watari, are you feeling all right?" I ask him as I put the hideous cup on the counter.
"..." Watari's silence with his new emotion makes me a little uncomfortable.
"You're so beautiful," he whispers loud enough so I can hear it.
"Th-thank you, Watari, but I just came to return your machine."
I start to turn around, but Watari grabs my arm.
"No, bon, don't leave. You don't have to drink my coffee, perhaps you'd like something else instead?"
Huh?
"Watari, I need to give my report to Tatsumi," I tell him slowly.
"You can hand it to him later. Wouldn't you rather stay here with me?" he asks huskily.
Whoa there. Watari did not just hit on me.
"Watari, can you do me a favor?" I look him straight in the eyes. His eyes, much to my discomfort, are looking waaayy too relaxed.
"Anything you want Bon," Watari leans in towards me.
"Ok, um, let me go."
"Is that what you REALLY want?" With his free hand, he caresses my hair. It takes all of my free will not to hit it away. I move my head away from him.
"Yes, I'm quite sure," I say as convincing as I can.
"I don't think so," Watari leans in to kiss me.
That's it. I break away from him, before he can get any closer.
"Bon! Just one kiss...," he lunges for me.
I run out.
What the hell made Watari have so much lust? He certainly never felt that way before, at least not around me.
I'll figure it out later, as soon as I'm safely away from Watari.
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Mindless Chattah (Said in a Mojo Jojo voice.)
I was the evil doctor who made the flower, and I'm quite proud of it. 0_0
It only took me an hour to perfect this concoction too. ^_^
I'm very pleased, and I hope all of you fellow patients will be as well.
Disclaimer:
Yami no Matsuei belongs to Yohko Matsushita and Hana to Yume Comics, but mainly to Yohko Matsushita, because she created it. This fanfic belongs to me, and any attempt to copy it will make me mad and bloodthirsty. 0_0 ::Doctor slips secret potion into drink::
Dr. Mwaahaha
Bringing you your daily dose of humor.
I walked through the garden spraying Watari's potion on the flowers. Tsuzuki and I just finished our mission.
The woman that we stopped had been cloning flowers that sprayed unsuspecting people. Each flower had a different effect, and one type sealed peoples' soul.
Of course, I was the one left with the cleanup. I'm tired, sleepy, and I haven't even eaten breakfast yet. But here I am, using Watari's special spray, "Aaron-kun", to kill off the rest of the plants.
Now that I've killed off all of these plants ::yawn:: ... Grrrr, I glare at a plant that I just spotted hidden behind the bushes. Hmmm, I never miss one. I suppose I have to crawl in there to get it, great just great.
I look at the flower. It's an orchid and very pretty. I shake my head, I can't get too careless on this job.
I lean forward, and feel my eyes droop in sleep. I quickly open them.
::Sssshhh:: Something sprays my eyes, and I quickly leap up.
"Aaaahh!" I frantically rub my eyes.
Wait, nothing's happening. My hair's still normal, my hands haven't switched colors, and I don't feel any magic tugging at my soul. Hmm, I guess this plant must have been faulty.
"That was a close one," I spray the plant with Aaron-kun, and I go home to sleep.
^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^
^_^ ^_^
I yawn as I walk down the hallway to Watari's office. Sleep felt nice, even though I'm proud of the fact that I can function without getting much of it.
I knock on the door.
"Come in," Watari happily says. Hmmm, this isn't necessarily a good thing. Watari's happiness usually means that he has developed another potion that he can't wait to try out on an unsuspecting person.
"Konnichiwa," I say as I put the spray machine down. I see him scrunching over something.
"Bon! You have to try this coffee! I know that you don't like to sleep often, and this will do just the trick!" He spins around, presenting coffee in a flowery cup.
I stare at the cup, and I turn to look at Watari. Watari looks at me, and draws in a quick breath. He drops the cup of coffee, and I catch it just before it hits the floor.
I feel his mood change quickly from being happy to something ...else.
"Watari, are you feeling all right?" I ask him as I put the hideous cup on the counter.
"..." Watari's silence with his new emotion makes me a little uncomfortable.
"You're so beautiful," he whispers loud enough so I can hear it.
"Th-thank you, Watari, but I just came to return your machine."
I start to turn around, but Watari grabs my arm.
"No, bon, don't leave. You don't have to drink my coffee, perhaps you'd like something else instead?"
Huh?
"Watari, I need to give my report to Tatsumi," I tell him slowly.
"You can hand it to him later. Wouldn't you rather stay here with me?" he asks huskily.
Whoa there. Watari did not just hit on me.
"Watari, can you do me a favor?" I look him straight in the eyes. His eyes, much to my discomfort, are looking waaayy too relaxed.
"Anything you want Bon," Watari leans in towards me.
"Ok, um, let me go."
"Is that what you REALLY want?" With his free hand, he caresses my hair. It takes all of my free will not to hit it away. I move my head away from him.
"Yes, I'm quite sure," I say as convincing as I can.
"I don't think so," Watari leans in to kiss me.
That's it. I break away from him, before he can get any closer.
"Bon! Just one kiss...," he lunges for me.
I run out.
What the hell made Watari have so much lust? He certainly never felt that way before, at least not around me.
I'll figure it out later, as soon as I'm safely away from Watari.
^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^
^_^ ^_^
Mindless Chattah (Said in a Mojo Jojo voice.)
I was the evil doctor who made the flower, and I'm quite proud of it. 0_0
It only took me an hour to perfect this concoction too. ^_^
I'm very pleased, and I hope all of you fellow patients will be as well.
Disclaimer:
Yami no Matsuei belongs to Yohko Matsushita and Hana to Yume Comics, but mainly to Yohko Matsushita, because she created it. This fanfic belongs to me, and any attempt to copy it will make me mad and bloodthirsty. 0_0 ::Doctor slips secret potion into drink::