A FFX Parody to "The Girl All the Bad Guys Want" song
(Tidus is doing the singing)
8 o' clock, Blitzball night and I'm waiting
To finally talk to a girl a lot nicer than me
Her name is Yuna, she's a summoner with a big staff
She wears a kimono but I'm not quite sure what that means
And when she walks, all the spirits and the angels sing
She doesn't notice me
Cause she's commencing sendings,
Sending people that died,
Listening to peoples prayers,
She has different colored eyes
Its like she's trying to avoid me
She's looking right through me
If you were me then you'd be
Screaming someone shoot me
As I turned miserably
Trying to get the girl that Seymour wants
Cause she's the girl that Seymour wants
She likes to wear blue
When I wear not even close to orange
Her Guardians are full people who are mad at the world
She said she'd like to go to Zanarkand someday
She'll never know that I'd be the best that she'll ever have
And when she walks, all the spirits and the angels sing
She'll never notice me
Cause she's commencing sendings,
Sending people that died,
Listening to peoples prayers,
She has different colored eyes
She likes doesn't like them blue hair,
Makeup, and freaky eyes
Hating Seymour,
doesn't take more to make a man
Its like she's trying to avoid me
She's looking right through me
If you were me then you'd be
Screaming someone shoot me
As I turned miserably
Trying to get the girl that Seymour wants
Cause she's the girl that Seymour wants
Cause she's the girl that Seymour wants
Cause she's the girl that Seymour wants
There she goes again
With a bangle
And a bead string in her hair
She didn't break my heart
Cause she turned and smiled at me
Then why did she even avoid me?
Now I'm watching her sendings
I'm watching her send people that died
I see her listening to prayers
I love her different colored eyes
I don't have blue hair
And I ain't got no makeup
All I gots blitzball
Its like she's trying to avoid me
She's looking right through me
If you were me then you'd be
Screaming somebody shoot me
As I turned miserably
Trying to get the girl that Seymour wants
Cause she's the girl that Seymour wants
Cause she's the girl that Seymour wants
Cause she's the girl that Seymour wants
Cause she's the girl that Seymour wants
Cause she's the girl that Seymour wants
Cause she's the girl that Seymour wants
Cause she's the girl that Seymour wants
Cause she's the girl that Seymour…..
(Tidus is doing the singing)
8 o' clock, Blitzball night and I'm waiting
To finally talk to a girl a lot nicer than me
Her name is Yuna, she's a summoner with a big staff
She wears a kimono but I'm not quite sure what that means
And when she walks, all the spirits and the angels sing
She doesn't notice me
Cause she's commencing sendings,
Sending people that died,
Listening to peoples prayers,
She has different colored eyes
Its like she's trying to avoid me
She's looking right through me
If you were me then you'd be
Screaming someone shoot me
As I turned miserably
Trying to get the girl that Seymour wants
Cause she's the girl that Seymour wants
She likes to wear blue
When I wear not even close to orange
Her Guardians are full people who are mad at the world
She said she'd like to go to Zanarkand someday
She'll never know that I'd be the best that she'll ever have
And when she walks, all the spirits and the angels sing
She'll never notice me
Cause she's commencing sendings,
Sending people that died,
Listening to peoples prayers,
She has different colored eyes
She likes doesn't like them blue hair,
Makeup, and freaky eyes
Hating Seymour,
doesn't take more to make a man
Its like she's trying to avoid me
She's looking right through me
If you were me then you'd be
Screaming someone shoot me
As I turned miserably
Trying to get the girl that Seymour wants
Cause she's the girl that Seymour wants
Cause she's the girl that Seymour wants
Cause she's the girl that Seymour wants
There she goes again
With a bangle
And a bead string in her hair
She didn't break my heart
Cause she turned and smiled at me
Then why did she even avoid me?
Now I'm watching her sendings
I'm watching her send people that died
I see her listening to prayers
I love her different colored eyes
I don't have blue hair
And I ain't got no makeup
All I gots blitzball
Its like she's trying to avoid me
She's looking right through me
If you were me then you'd be
Screaming somebody shoot me
As I turned miserably
Trying to get the girl that Seymour wants
Cause she's the girl that Seymour wants
Cause she's the girl that Seymour wants
Cause she's the girl that Seymour wants
Cause she's the girl that Seymour wants
Cause she's the girl that Seymour wants
Cause she's the girl that Seymour wants
Cause she's the girl that Seymour wants
Cause she's the girl that Seymour…..