Ok so this is in no way related to Steven Sondheim's musical (but it would be cool if it was.) Instead, it is about a game that I know most of the schools in my area play with water guns.

Summary: Kurt is in no way thrilled when Blaine signs them up to play a game where people hunt each other with water guns, but when he finds out that he's surprisingly good at the game he doesn't know how to feel about his next target.

A quick overview of the rules just so it's not confusing.

1. You will be texted by the game moderator as to who your target is. At the same time someone will be hunting you. It is your job to "kill" your target. Once you kill them, you take on their target as your own.

2. School, during the week days or school related activities, is a safe zone. You may not kill your target at school from 7 in the morning to 5 in the afternoon. Or however long the extra curricular activity lasts.

3. The school parking lot is a safe zone only before and after school. NOT after school activities that keep you late.

4. You have seven days to kill each target.

5. You must both, the hunter and the prey, must notify the game monitor once you are out and get someone out.

6. You may go to your target's home or place of residence but are not allowed inside unless invited in by a member of the house hold.

There are a lot more rules but those are the only ones valid to the story. So without further rambling on my part, enjoy the story.

Disclaimer: I don't own glee, but I own the CD and Darren Criss owns my heart.

Kurt Hummel was not thrilled with Blaine when he first told him they were signed up for a game where people frequently got wet. It's not like he wasn't used to it, from all the slushy facials he'd been getting since returning to McKinley with his new boyfriend in tow, but something unnerved him about people coming to his house to try and spray him with a water gun. Blaine, on the other hand, was convinced Kurt would do amazingly well. Which, surprisingly, he did. Assassins had started, and on the first day Blaine had gotten out from just stepping outside the first morning. Kurt, however, had sent his dad outside before him to clear out the bushes of any intruders or ambushes.

Now being in week five, Kurt had managed to make it to the final six. Only from dodging the water so as not to get his clothes ruined, and shooting the bare minimum, one person every seven days, he had managed to stay alive. And the who school knew it.

"I still can't believe you..." Puck said as he wiped the water off his face.

Kurt just smirked at him, walking towards his car with a laughing Finn and Mercedes, "Survival of the fittest."

Ok make that, Kurt was now in the top five. Puck frowned at him.

"Just text Coach Sylvester and tell me who my next target is." Kurt said as he sent his most resent kill to the crazed cheerio coach.

"Um... Shit..."

"What?" Kurt looked up from his phone as Finn stopped laughing and looked worriedly from Puck to Kurt.

"Oh. Shit."

"Glad to see you and Noah have the same vocabulary Finn, but what is so bad?"

Puck and Finn looked at each other and then back at Kurt.

"Uh... Your new target is Karofsky."

"...Shit."

I'm sorry that it was really short. It's a two shot for a reason. Please r&r