Warning! This is a yaoi do not read if you do not like that stuff. For the other's, it will be lemony fresh! I do not own any of the Bleach, Facebook, or any of the character's that are in here. Thank you. Enjoy!

Somewhere in a dimension called Bleach, there were three worlds that lived in harmony, guided by invisible guardians called Shinigami . They protected the world of the living from the evils of the cursed dead named Hallow's. It all went as said, lost souls were guided to the otherside or devoured. The hollow were struck down by the shinigami or the other way around. But the hollow were considered the lesser of the three. So the cycle continued on for centuries, till there came a shinigami that was willing to change that order.

This one found flaws in the ways of the so called "good" side and committed treason against his own kind to go into the fight to overrule the King of the worlds and thus put forth a new order in the worlds.

And now here he was sitting in his throne room starring at the wall, waiting for the day when it all would be decided.

Gin giggled at something behind him, but the lord didn't care for what. In reality, he stop caring after about the tenth time. It was usually about something he was "texting" about or reading on "Facebook".

What a bore.

Aizen sighed for about the fifth time in that hour, and readjusted himself in his not so comfortable marble throne.

"Ya bored, Aizen-taichou?" he heard come from the albino's direction.

"Does it look like I am, Gin?" he asked rolling his eyes and laying his head on his fist.

"Oh, I don' know. Your always smiling. It truly gets kinda freaky some times, ya know. But you keep on huffin' and gruffin' . . . so honestly a'm not really sure."

Aizen mentally yelled "Freaky? Look who's talking! Your always smiling! I just smirk, but yours is a full blown grin 24/7!". Outwardly, he just breathed in deeply and exhaled loudly through his nostrils.

"Well, if you are confused . . . let me clear things up. I am, Gin. I am about to go crazy of boredom. Does that clear things up?" The brunette said left eye twitching slightly.

"I guess." Gin said texting on his phone.

" . . . Will you get off of that phone, Gin! It's driving me crazy! CLICK, CLICK, CLICK,CLICK, CLICK,CLICK,GIGGLE, CLICK,CLICK,CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK . . . CLICK! . . . Giggle . . ."

"Okay, okay. Just cool you jets, taichou." Gin responded slowly, putting his phone away. He paused momentarily to think of what to do instead, when it hit him, he eyed his bored Captain. His grin grew double in size and he giggled to himself. He casually strolled over in front of his lord and swayed a bit. He waited there till the brunette met his eyes.

"What is it, Gin?" Aizen asked in that deep velvety voice that Gin oh so loved.

It sent a shiver down his seconds spine and he enveloped in the feeling. He took another moment to look over this god like being that was sitting casually in front of him called Aizen Sōsuke. Then images flashed crazily of hot dark nights in his Lords chambers in the forever moonlight. His powerful being tacking him relentlessly, whispering sinister things into his ear and using his body as he so pleased . Gin lost himself in the pleasing thought and almost forgot the very man he dreamt of was sitting mere inches from him.

A cough interrupted his thoughts and roused him out of his wonderland. He looked around panicked, but then collecting his composure and regaining his motive, the mischievous grin of Gin returned.

Aizen cocked an eyebrow at the unnatural behavior of his second in command and waited patiently for a reply.

"Soooo, Aizen-taichou. You mentioned earlier that you were bored and I just happened to come up with a brilliant idea." The snake said slithering his body on the lap of his superiors. Getting closer with each passing second.

"Yeah? Well I would love to hear some idea's, Gin." The brunette said neglecting to pay attention to the others movements.

"We could go to your room and . . . have some fun . . . or we could just do it here. Anywhere's fine with me." Gin purred now rubbing his body against the others heatedly.

The lord looked up in consideration and seemed to process a few ideas through that genius mind of his, till his mind ruled out an appropriate answer.

"Well, I do not see the need to go to my room if all we could do is sleep and here in the throne room, there is absolutely nothing to do. What are you thinking?"

". . . really? You don' get what'm tryin' to say? Heh, for a genius your pretty dumb, Aizen-taichou." Gin said huffing a sigh from his lords slowness. "I want to fuck. Is that clear enough?" the albino said flatly.

"Gin! What have time and time again instructed Sexta not to do in my presence?" He said puckering his face and standing leaving Gin to fall on his face. He lifted his face to gaze at his retreating lord.

"Where are you going?" an angered Gin yelled from the ground to the exiting King of Hueco Mundo.

"Somewhere there is no potty mouthers!" Aizen said walking through the large double doors of the throne room to go bother some of his lovely Espada.

Surely Starrk had something better to do.

In Starrk's room

There was a mess of pillows on the ground of different shapes and size. Atop of them all laid a napping Primera, Coyote Starrk. His other half was off causing trouble thankfully to another Espada, leaving the Primera time to sleep.

Suddenly the door opened and someone walked in. Aizen looked around the room till his eyes laid on his practically dead, Primera. He shook his head watching a bit of slobber slide down the side of the sleeping figures mouth. He erected his stance and put on his usual impression and called out to the powerful Espada.

Instantly, Starrk's body flew up and his eyes widen from shock. He looked at Aizen and his eyes danced around confused and worried of being caught sleeping instead of doing something . . . what was it? Oh yes, "productive".

The lord chuckled softly to himself and this only worried the Espada to no end.

Aizen then walked to a nearby couch and sat down leisurely. Starrk stood there uncomfortably for a few moments while his superior got situated. Then those brown eyes were suddenly on him and that same smirk flew on Aizen's face, causing the worried Espada to flinch a bit.

"Why do you look so afraid my Primera? My strongest should not have a heart attack from a sudden intrusion such as this." The lord chuckled again at the face his Espada was making.

"Ah, well to be honest I thought you were going to blow up because you saw me on the ground . . . sleeping and you have told me to not to." Stark said a hint of caution in his voice.

"Nonsense,"Aizen said waving a hand in the air, dismissing the thought. "I wouldn't get mad at you for sleeping, maybe a little disappointed, but never "blow up" for such a simple thing." Aizen's words reassuring the other that it truly was fine. "And who am I to rid someone of there much deserved slumber."

"Really? So you're not mad at all?"

"Not one bit, but on the contrary, a bit up lifted in spirit." The lord said giving him a genuine smile.

Starrk eyed him a moment, then shrugged it off.

"Why're you "up lifted in spirit"?" The Primera questioned not happy about the phrase.

"Coyote, I had no idea you were such an inquisitive person?" The lord said leaning his head on his fist, eyes fixated on Starrk, suddenly interested.

Aizen eyed Starrk from head to toe and up again. Dragging out the painful seconds, with his perverse stare. Coyote starred back for a while then deciding to just sit back down. As he sat he heard a shuffle, then he was abruptly pushed on his back, gazing into deep chocolate eyes.

Something in the primera stirred and he heard the sound of a beat in his ears. It was quick and loud. The beat rose in velocity as a hand was soon upon his cheek. Caressing the skin, feeling its texture. Starrk's eyes darted to the hand, then back up to his lord. This time, his gaze was no longer holding his but watching, perhaps even concentrating in what was being felt.

The hand moved down to his chin and continued on down so slowly, so tantalizingly, that goosebumps were clearly visible on his skin.

The next thought then sprung into the primera's head. The distance between him and his lord were so close that the temperature in the room began to rise. Or was it just his? His lord's hips straddled his so finely that it was all he could do to not give a small thrust upwards.

Aizen seemed to notice the dazed look on his Primera's face and backed off, snapping him back into reality.

"Is there something wrong, Coyote?" He asked possibly worried.

". . . no-no nothing at all."

"Are you sure your quite flushed from the face, and your body heat is incredible!" Aizen said placing a hand against Starrk's cheek.

"Why-why would you say that? I-I'm perfectly fine." Starrk slurred a bit, backing away to calm himself down. "I mean, it's probably from my lack of sleep." He lied.

"Hmm. . . maybe it is good for you to sleep. If I had any idea lack of sleep did this to you, then by all means, continue sleeping, I will be on my way." He added rising from his spot.

"Yeah ok, see you later lord Aizen." Starrk agreed bowing his head.

When Aizen had waved him a "goodbye" and exited Starrk let out the breath he had been holding. How could this have happened? He looked down at his obvious erection. He had never thought of anyone like that before, especially . . . Aizen-sama. Did he notice? The thought hit him like a blow to the stomach. Great. And now with just an innocent touch and closeness he gets all hormonal like a girl. Geez what a surprise.

In the bathroom later on . . .

Loud huffing could be heard behind the closed door. Inside, there sat Starrk, on the ground pumping himself hard. His earlier encounter with his lord did this to him. He moaned as he recalled his lord touching his face so caringly, his body being so close, the heat, the chills. His body burned where he had been touched. He imagined it was him pleasuring him right now and that's all he needed. He threw his head back in his final moments, and a groan slipped from his desperate lips. Seed squirted from his strong release and he sagged against the wall. Dripping with sweat. He was satisfied enough to live he presumed. Then he heard a loud yelling from the outside of the door. A little girl yelling. Oh shit.

Alright I'm sorry, but it was supposed to be longer, but really I got tired and just ended it right there. So who will Aizen tease next? Well I don't really know so, yeah. School's been beating me down. But I'm sure I'll get the other one in soon! And I know there are a lot of mess ups, but that's because I don't care. Thanks! And see you next time! Soon I hope!