Bella and edward were kissing in their bed. Then there was a rattling noise at their window.
"Can I join the sex!" Jacobs voice said. Sure bella saiid, eager to have the sex. "Bella, we can not the sex with jacob. He is wolf." Edward said. "Do foe me plz" what is plz you axe? Who nos. "Fine. We can have the sex with jacob."
Jacob pulled Bellas pants down in a hurry. "Yous gots a dirtys butt" Jacob said to Bella. "I didn't wipe today" Bella said. "Thats okay. I like to eat em dirty." Jacob responded.
The jacob through up on on all of them.