Chapter 1: Snape-Malfoy Manor
It was summer break and Draco could think of no where else he wanted to be except at home, away from Harry Potter and his friends. At the moment, Draco was sitting by the pool trying to get a tan. "I see I've got you hooked to sunbathing. I told you girls would like you more." A girl with gray eyes, blonde hair with huge natural brown highlights said walking up in her bathing suit.
"Jersey, you know that girls just don't do it for me." Draco got up and threw his sister into the pool.
"Draconis, you are so going to pay!" Jersey yelled swimming to the side of the pool.
"How exactly are you going-ah!" Draco was pushed into the pool from the back.
"Way to go dad! Hey, you could use a tan also. Why is it that all the guys in this family are so pale?" Jersey asked, getting out and hugging Snape. "Oh, by the way nice swimming shorts, trying to look hip?" Snape had on black shorts with green and white flames.
"Look Jers, I'mnot the hooked nose git everyone thinks I am. I'm up with the times. How couldn't I be with you and Drake as my children? Truthfully, I've been teaching for 15 years and the only time I have seen two students so popular and lusted after than you two was when James and Sirius were at school." Snape pulled out a lounge chair that floated in the water and then joined Draco in the pool.
"Where's father? It's summer break, he's a school governor. I mean honestly, what could he possibly be doing?" Jersey asked, getting on the lounger with her dad.
"He does have other jobs Jersey. He owns part of Gringotts and Borgin and Burkes. When lunch is over then you can go see him, until then." Snape picked his daughter up and threw her into the deep end of the pool. Draco caught her and hoisted her up on his shoulders so she could splash Snape.
"So how are you going to pay me back?" Draco repeated.
"You'll see, let's just say I read your journal and I found out some very interesting information." Jersey said kissing the top of her brothers head.
"You know if anyone at school saw how this family really acts, they might die of a heart attack." Draco said laughing.
"Well, I don't see why you and I can't act like this at school. Maybe we can even become friends with people other then Crabbe, Goyle, Blaise, Marcus, and Tracey. Oh my gosh, I'm surrounded by guys!" Jersey Shrieked. " I am so getting some friends that are girls and not named Pansy Parkinson." Draco and Snape started to laugh.
"Sirs and miss lunch is ready on the patio." Macy the house elf announced.
"Thank you Macy, that's all." Jersey said getting off her brother and sitting on the concrete. "So Sevie, what are we learning in Potions this year?" Jersey asked handing a towel to each of the guys.
"I am not going to tell you. You tricked me last time, and I know you made them here, bottled them, and sold them to people like Neville Longbottom. Whom I know they missed up only to turn in a perfect potion." Snape said, eating a chicken sandwich.
"Fine, I'll just ask father!" With that Jersey got up and went to change so she could go see Lucius.
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A/N: Okay, it's not Harry Potter and the Twisted School Year 2, but I'm having a huge writers block, and had to get help from a friend. Unfortunately, we do not have the time to dedicate ourselvse to makign HPTSY2 as good as the first one, so please bare with us. This story is pure fluff, and will just get weirder and twisteder as time goes on. I also have no outline for this story it's just whatever comes out of my head and on to the paper. I have had Orlin read over a good chuck of what I have wrote so far, and she says it's pretty darn good, so wait for futher chapters before you judge this story. NO FLAMES! If you do I will do something really really bad that's so bad I can't even tell you on here how bad it will be. Anyways, I hope ya'll enjoy the story.