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"Anakin," The Sith said, "You must join the dark side."
"What dark side?" he asked,
"The Dark side of the force,"
"What force?"
"The force you've been learning about for like 12 years!"
"I have?" Anakin blinked, "That's weird."
"UG, The force that binds us together in the universe!"
"What universe?"
"The one you're living in!"
"I am?"
"Yes you are!"
"Oh,"
The Sith took a deep breath before continuing, "The dark side is powerful,"
"How?"
"We have one heck of an army."
"How?"
"We're going to steal the clones."
"Why?" The Sith growled, took a deep breath and continued.
"So that we can rule the universe."
"Why?"
"BECAUSE WE WANT TO HAVE ULTIMATE TERROR!"
"What terror?"
"you know like the reign of terror they did in France."
"What France?"
"The country France."
"Oh, why?"
"I don't know, frog eaters are weird."
"They eat frogs?"
"Yep."
"Why?" The Sith looked blankly and Anakin, why the heck did the emperor think this guy had potential?
"They think it tastes good."
"Oh, Why?"
"I DON"T KNOW!" the Sith took a handkerchief out of his pocket and wiped his face. "You must begin your training."
"What training?"
"The training to the dark side."
"What dark side?"
"The dark side of the force."
"What force?"
"The force I've been telling you about!"
"Oh, why?"
"Because that's what the emperor wants!"
"Why?"
"Believe me kid I can't figure it out either."
"Oh,"
"So you must leave tomorrow."
"Why?"
"To began your training to the dark side."
"What dark side?"
"THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE!" The Sith was red with anger, and feeling of homicide swelling over him,
"What force?" Anakin asked quietly,
"GOSH!" The Sith screamed, "JUST BE AT THE HANGER TOMORROW!"
"What hanger?"
"Number 394."
"What number?"
"394!"
"Why?"
"Because….Oh forget it! Just be there, and get"
"Get where?"
"To wherever you came from!"
"Where did I come from?"
"I DON"T KNOW! JUST GO AWAY!"
Well what do u think? Should I keep on going?