DISCLAIMER: We do not own HP
This story is pretty much pure crack. *cough cough* My idea! *cough cough* *rolls eyes* Anyways, this fic is disregarding book 7& SPOILER! A.D.'s death. It is set in the seventh year, as if Harry had actually gone. Enjoy!
Oh, and this is all going to be regular… I mean the prologue… we both wrote it… I think they get the point…
Cinder is bold, writing as Hedwig, and Hika is regular, writing as Samuel Hatter. (Just wait and find out who that is…)
He sat silently in Dumbledore's office, listening to a heated argument.
"Give it back, you limp wanded Dementor boggerer!"
"I assure you that my wand is not limp, nor do I use it to bogger dementors!"
"Oh, I'm sorry… I forgot… you used it to bogger Grindlewald."
"At least I never used it to bogger goats!"
"That is it! You can insult me all you want, but you will not bring Clementine into this! What she and I do behind closed doors is no concern of yours!"
Just then, a snowy white owl flew into the room via the window.
"Sentium Sapiens!"
There was a flash of light and suddenly where the headmaster was sitting sat a Great Horned Owl with half moon spectacles and a pointy wizards hat. The owl was transformed into a tall young woman, and the only other sentient life form in the room was transformed into a handsome young man. The person who had cast the spell (and didn't transform) stomped out of the room in a huff.
Headmaster Dumbleowl spoke.
"And to think… all of this because I stole Aberforth's Godric Gryffindor action figure…"
XD So? What do you think? We swear it will get better… XD I thought it was pure genius… XD Whatever. Come on people! You know what to do! Press that button down there and review!!!
~Cinder and Hika!