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Note: This fic takes place AFTER Vash beats Knives and this fic DOES contain spoilers, read at your own risk.
Scene: Vash is in his hotel room with knives (Vash took Knives' gun to prevent man-slaughter) and it's about 9 o'clock.
Vash: hmmmmm…. What should we do tonight?
Knives: lets kill people!
Vash: NO!
Knives: you never let me have any fun…
Vash: Let's go to a Bar!!!
Knives: uggg… not again… you always leave me alone every night to get drunk…
Vash: …hmmm why don't you come with me!
Knives: hm?
Vash: yeah! Lets go together!!!
Knives: humph, fine
Vash: YEA!!!!
Knives: "sigh" what have I done….
(Vash & Knives arrive at the local saloon)
THE FIRST BEER
Vash: yeah!!
Knives: ugh…
Bartender: what will you two have?
Vash: BEER!!
Knives: …..sake…
Bartender: uh… say-what?
Vash: oh no Knives! You CANT have sake at a BAR!
Knives: hmmmm…what else do you have then?
Bartender: Beer…
Knives: THAT'S ALL THAT YOU DISPICIBLE HUMANS HAVE AT THE PUB??? THAT'S ALL!!!
Bartender: just freaken have a pint; I mean people always want something new these days! A bit back some lady asked for a banana Sunday! A BANANA SUNDAY!!!
Knives: Fine I will order a "Beer". Humph, mortals…
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