Never Smile at a Cute Mawile
A parody of "Never Smile at a Crocodile" by Cole Ruffalo
Never smile at a cute Mawile!
No, you can't get friendly with a cute Mawile
Don't be taken in by his welcome grin
He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin
Never smile at a cute Mawile
Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile
Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day
Clear the aisle and never smile at Mister Cute Mawile
You may very well be well bred
Lots of etiquette in your head
But there's always some special case, time or place
To forget etiquette
For instance:
Never smile at a cute Mawile
No, you can't get friendly with a cute Mawile
Don't be taken in by his welcome grin
He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin
Never smile at a cute Mawile
Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile
Don't be rude, never mock
Throw a kiss, not a rock
Clear the aisle and never smile at Mister Cute Mawile!
A parody of "Never Smile at a Crocodile" by Cole Ruffalo
Never smile at a cute Mawile!
No, you can't get friendly with a cute Mawile
Don't be taken in by his welcome grin
He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin
Never smile at a cute Mawile
Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile
Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day
Clear the aisle and never smile at Mister Cute Mawile
You may very well be well bred
Lots of etiquette in your head
But there's always some special case, time or place
To forget etiquette
For instance:
Never smile at a cute Mawile
No, you can't get friendly with a cute Mawile
Don't be taken in by his welcome grin
He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin
Never smile at a cute Mawile
Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile
Don't be rude, never mock
Throw a kiss, not a rock
Clear the aisle and never smile at Mister Cute Mawile!