CHRIS, The Hardware Guy
[This story is dedicated to Aimee. Happy 18th you nerd, hope you have a party that's atleast half as awesome as you. Hey and don't get too drunk at your party aye, we all know how wild you can get. ;) Love Chris]
Ther 1ce waz a guy whoos name was CHRIS he workd at a hardware store an woar a red shert an a green aprin an waz lik sooooo hot an yeah so he workd ther allday an then he went to a party an waz lik supa cool an then he went hoem also JOEL was ther an he waz lame