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I'd be lying if I said I wanted to do this.
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Chapter 1: Intro:
It started out as a good day in Station Square. Sonic, Tails, Shadow, and Rouge were out having fun.
They shared a few laughs. A few jokes consisted of a tribute to Bill Cosby. Sonic did one, and Shadow did another.
Tails yelled to Shadow, "Do a Bill Cosby impersonation." "Aw, shut up with all that noise.", Shadow started, in a Bill Cosby like voice. "Standing up, and yell like that. It's only Thursday for cryin out loud. Thursday, ya gotta wait until Friday." He added, "It's a funny thing, I remember the Professor had a lot of people work for him.
He would have those people work real hard Monday-Friday. He also would give them Saturday and Sunday off, and those are the two days that they totally destroy themselves on."
"I mean... you, you begin to think, 'My goodness, I worked these people real hard, and worked them to death"
Then Friday comes and they say 'yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah,' and then they come in Monday like .
'Boy am I glad to be back here. I'm no good on my own. I was given two whole days, and I just went crazy"
"Gyeah," he said. "I never knew where he got those people from, sometimes I thought it was drugs.
It's got to be drugs, because people who are sober, don't worry about things like that.", adding, " The drugs.
The drugs, makes a person go . I've seen them. You know, they gotta (inhales), and they gotta hold it in see, .
You see, that's the problem with smoking, you gotta (Inhales quickly) look.
Now your body doesn't want it, so it starts to kick it out, whether you want to hold it or not, and you go.
pth. pth. phesh. pth. Cough, cough, cough, gasp, cough, cough, cough, choke, cough, cough, cough, cough."
He added, " Now the best part about drugs,is that while your doing that, the person next to you is like, ayo, pass that over."Shadow then pointed out, "Now they get stoned, now this the fun part getting stone... They get stoned,
then they become paranoid. When they first started out, they said 'let's get high, and have fun.' Then they get high, now they're paranoid. (Am I falling out of this chair?)." Then there are the ones who get stoned, and they start to laugh, and nobody knows what their laughing at. You know, they just .
(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..., NO, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE. AAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA.
NO, WAIT A MINUTE. I'LL BE RIGHT WIT YA SIR. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
AAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... NO, WAIT A MINUTE.
HAHAHA. ALL I KNOW IS THAT I JUST CAME FROM BURGER KING. A GUY PICKED UP A PIECE OF BEEF, AND THREW IT ON THE GROUND.
I SAID ,"OOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW." THEN THE GUY TURNED IT OVER, IT WAS ALL BROWN.
I SAID, "THAT WAS HARD." TH... THEN THE GUY P... PUT IT B... BETWEEN TWO PIECES OF BREAD.
I SAID, "OOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO." AND THE GUY ATE IT)." "But the biggest one, is the cocaine." He stated.
"YEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW," Shouted Rouge. "There they go. There they go. OKAY, Rouge." He said.
"You say cocaine, then someone asked me over, I asked if he was an abuser, He said ' Gyeah. I'll do a few lines." He added.
"Tell me, what is it about cocaine, that makes it so wonderful. Then the man said 'well, it intensifies your personality'
"Then I said, yeah, but what if your an asshole?" Shadow finished.
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I hope this is satisfying for you. (Wingless Rain). R&R.