This was totally random, and I just thought maybe I should get on Kanan's nerves today sooo yeah. Enjoy my twoshot. Next Chapter won't be coming out for a very long time.
In the cockpit of the Ghost Hera sat in the pilot chair minding her own business. Everything was normal, they just escaped a group of TIE's (again) and they are now headed back towards Lothal. Funny that the Empire haven't caught them yet.
Feeling a little hungry Hera got up to go get herself some yogurt. Walking into the kitchen she opened the refrigerator door. "Hmm," to her shock there was not one lick of yogurt in there, but she could've promised that they got that two days ago and it was enough to take a bath in...yes Hera likes yogurt, "Kanan!"
In a minute Kanan waltzed into the kitchen with a big smile plastered on his face, too big. "What's up?"
"Where's the yogurt?" Hera asked getting straight to the point.
"I saw Sabine take it."
"Thanks. Sabine!" Kanan began to walk away but Hera stopped him. "No I need you here, just in case."
Kanan shrugs and takes a seat as Sabine enters. "What do you need Hera? Do I have to clean up some more of my artwork?"
"Wait, you painted in my ship again?"
"Uh-er, no, you called?"
"Yeah, where's the yogurt?" Hera questions.
"That's what you want to know, you should've gotten the big guy. I saw him stash it in his room, don't know what he's planning to do with it." Sabine then struts over to the kitchen and takes out a slice of pie that they stole from one of the Senator's once upon a time.
"ZEB!" Hera was getting a little frustrated, everyone was blaming someone else. "DID YOU TAKE THE YOGURT?"
Zeb storms in a looks a Hera like she's gone mad. "No! I didn't, Ezra grabbed it before I could get my ha-"
"EZRA BRIDGER DID YOU TAKE MY YOGURT?!"
"Wait first you say the, now you say my?" Kanan asks giving her a lopsided grin. Hera glares at him as Ezra comes bounding from the halls.
"I didn't get to, Ch-"
"ENOUGH! WHERE IS IT?"
"I thought you'd never ask...Love." Kanan then uses the force and in the next moment we now have a Yogurt covered Hera. To say that she was mad was an understatement; she was furious. Chopper comes from the backroom and laughs. "Did you get it all Chop?" A reassuring beep was all Hera needed to make the soda pop.
"Augh, Kanan when I get my hands on you!" Hera yells running after the retreating back of their so called "Fearless Leader."
And she was, Kanan better beware she was going to get him back one way or another...
Prank 2
Hera was walking through her ship wondering where everyone went when she finally found them in her room lounging like a bunch of couch potatoes. "What in the galaxy are you guys doing in here?"
"Well Kanan said-"
"Ugh KANAN!"
"I'll be right there." He walks into the room, but before Hera can open her mouth he sprays her face red white and blue. "Happy Independence Day!"
"ARGH, Kanan," he rushes out the room, "get back here!"
He was almost in when he force jumps down the ladder and uses the force (once again) to open the hatch and runs away. The fuming Hera locks the hatch leaving him out to suffer with the Lothal cats.
Now that I think about it...can't he tame those cats? Darn...
Prank 3
Hera slept soundly in her bed. Kanan just happened to be walking by, he grins evilly to himself.
2:00 A.M.
"Somebody stole Chopper!"
"WHAT?" Hera shoots up in her bed like a cannonball hitting her head. She then saw Chopper recording in a corner. "If that's you Kanan so help me, no so help y-"
"You will not hurt Kanan."
"I won't hurt...huh," she shakes her head," what do you mean, I'm gonna kill you! NOW OUTTA MY ROOM!"
That was low of him...trying to spare himself by a jedi mind trick...well I'm going to get you back 'Mr. Jedi'. And I know about 18,000 pranks.
Well I guess we learned somethings, just because Hera likes yogurt doesn't mean she wants to be yogurt, Kanan is scared of a screaming yogurt Twi'lek, the crew can pull a prank on the pilot...for once and Kanan relies on his Jedi Powers to prank Hera. Anyways please leave what you think of the story! :)
LoF out.