Omg my dad is mad!!

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Carlisle: Grab Edward NOW!!!

Bella: Got him.

Me: Thank gosh.

The sound of tires turning onto the drive.

Edward: It's the Dog!!

Me: Oh no!

Emmett: Hahaha this will be good.

Me: Shut Up Emmett.

The front door opens.

Jacob: What is doing on in here?

Me: run.

Jacob: What?

Edward breaks free and tackles Jacob.

Edward: YOU WILL DIE!!!!!!!

Jacob: What I do?

I touched him and showed him what I did.

Jacob: HAHAHA That is why your all like this.

Me: Daddy I do love you, I just thought of that and posted it, I'm so sorry.

Edward: Fine Sweet Heart I forgive you.

Me: Thank you.

Jacob: Yeah this is all sweet and all, but Edward can you please get off now?

Edward: Now why would I do that? I'm just messing with you.

Everyone: HAHAHA

Later that evening.

Emmett: Its not Fair Ness can get away with things but I can't?

Esme: Ness just posted some thing on Fan Fiction. You trashed the house.

Emmett: So I I I I I I …….

Esme: Exactly. Emmet McCarty Cullen you are grounded for two months you can not use the computer or drive to school or go hunting without supervision.

Emmett: THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!

Esme: Next time maybe you will think before you through a party and invite the Volturi and the Quileute Wolves to the same house.

Me: Yeah Emmett. I want to go to bed!! But I can't not in till we fix the house!!!!

Emmett: This doesn't involve you.

Esme: Yes it does.

Emmett: How?

Me: *whispers idiot*

Esme: Because we have to help fix and clean the house!!! Now get to work!!!!

Emmett: Fine.

Bella: It's a shooting star lets make a wish.

Emmett: I wish I was ungrounded.

Rose: I wish I was human.

Carlisle: I wish I could go back to work.

Edward: I wish the fire truck would leave.

Bella: I wish me, Edward, and Ness could go to our cottage.

Alice: I wish the wolves would leave so I could see if we ever finish.

Jasper: I wish Alice and I Could go for a long walk.

Esme: I wish that my house was clean and fixed.

Me: I wish Emmett had some brains.

Edward: Sorry Ness that one will never come true.

Me: Aww I really wanted that though.

Edward: I know, I know. Me to.

Me: *Dry sobs*

Emmett: Hello I'm still here!!!!

Edward: Yeah we know.

Emmett: Grrr!

Esme: Lets get back to work.

Everyone but Esme: AWW!!!

Alice: There is a bright side to this!

Me: What?

Edward: Oh know.

Me: WHAT!!??

Alice: Shopping and redecorating!

Esme: That is a bright side!

Alice: I know.

Everyone but Alice and Esme: AWW!!!!

Me: Wounderful.