Owen Grady and the Mary Sues
Author's Note: I hate Mary Sues, and I'm pro-Clawen! By the way, I don't own Jurassic World. Masrani Corp does, or they did.
A billion girls were crowding the entrance to Jurassic World. Many of them rabid fangirls of Owen Grady. Their goofy eyes wide open, their mouths foaming.
"Oh my god, he's so hot!" one girl named Arylissa screamed.
"No, I'm his girlfriend so shut up!" another girl named Mary Sue exclaimed.
The crowd swelled, the scent of a thousand perfumes filled the air, agitating many of the poor dinosaurs in the park.
"OWEN GRADY WE LOVE YOUUUU!" a cray-cray blonde yelled out. She had on a skimpy tank top and short shorts.
Owen was walking out of the Velociraptor enclosure.
His eyes feasted on the onslaught of beautiful young women. He thought them all beautiful and hot, but only one woman was on his mind: Claire Dearing.
"Ladies, ladies..I admire the attention here but I have a date to get to" he smiled.
"NOOO! YOU CAN'T I'm your girlfriend..no I'm your WIFE!" a girl also named Arylissa exclaimed.
Owen made his way around the crowd of women, it was hard to get through with so many of them climbing and drooling on him. One of them grabbed his shirt, tearing it. Immediately the girls went wild.
"He's SHIRTLESS!" a girl screamed, and passed out.
"OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! HE'S SO HOT!" a girl named Brittany yelled out.
"HELP!" Owen called out.
The women were overpowering him, suffocating him. Then he spotted Claire. She was standing in front of the crowd. She whistled loudly, getting their attention.
"Ladies, I just wanted to let you all know that the theater down the street is showing Magic Mike XXL." She smirked.
The sea of random Mary Sues then quickly made their way down the street. The day was saved.