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Special request Fulfilled! Ahhelga suggested to write a fiction where the Chan man learns to fly, well, hehehe, here it is but, he can not only fly and look!!
IT'S A BIRD, IT'S A PLANE, NO IT'S SUPER CHAN MAN!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(that's the title you dip wads! Hehe, had to put that in!^.^) * means thoughts
~~~~~~~~~~~~A few years after season 4~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It was but a happy day at section 13, our famed archeologist was around, err.. Somewhere
wandering the vast halls aimlessly. He found himself right outside Kepler's door. (For all you
morons, Kepler is that scientist dude that has lasers pointed at the door.) He had no clue what he
was doing so he opened the door and...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ZZZZAAAAPPPP!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"BWAHHHHHH!!!" Jackie yelled. "Kepler! What are you—" Kepler stared at Jackie
momentarily. "Are you all right? You just intercepted my Cronoto-Magnesium beam" (don't ask)
"A- What- Beam?" Jackie asked. "Kepler, how many times have I told you to point those laser
beams some where else? You could have killed someone!, if not me.." So, after a yelling match
(surprise, Surprise..) Jackie wandered off some more. He yawned and closed his eyes
momentarily, and walked, a second later.. "Strange, I always thought there was a wall there.." but
he just shrugged it off and walked on. Oh, but there was a wall, the world has discovered a new
super hero! Super Chan Man! But he didn't know it, at least not yet...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The next morning/Saturday~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jackie woke up in a groggy manner. He moaned (no, you pervs.) As he sat up in his bed.
He stared at his alarm clock and then collapsed back down. *7:30, an archeological dig in New
York, JOY..* he buried his head in his pillow. *NEW YORK?* He got up quickly, *Doesn't
Viper live in New York? But she lives in the city, not Upstate–* He collapsed and closed his
eyes. *I'd like to, no, no, I'd love to go visit her, but it's miles apart, I wish I could fly..* Jackie
suddenly felt as if he was flying. He opened one eye and *huh?* he looked down.
"BWAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!" He was hovering over his bed and almost touching the ceiling.
*What the– Kepler's beam! That's it!* he focused his mind on going back down to the ground,
and instead of floating back down, danger prone Jackie fell... "owww.." he muttered and rubbed
his back in pain. He hesitated and got dressed. He then went off to section 13's kitchen. Jade was
sitting at the table, eating toast and orange juice while changing the channels on the television.
"Good morning, Jade. As you know today is Saturday and—" "good morning Uncle Jackie and
NO" "But Jade–" "NO!" "Don't you want–" "NO" "Listen it's–" "NO" "It's just one–" "NO!"
"Come on–" "NO, listen Jackie I don't like archeology, it just screams 'lets go dig up some
ancient stones with our boring little brushes...' besides I've got a busy day planned, I'm going
rollerblading with my friends.. Oh, that reminds me, how's Viper?" Jade grinned, because she of
course knew that she would easily embarrass Jackie. "Ak, I, err.." Jackie stuttered. *Great, now
what do I say..* "It's okay, Jackie, we all know you love her..." Jade said in a teasing tone
looking quite amused. Jackie turned away and blushed. He quickly got his green tea and left the
kitchen. "Good morning Jackie.." Captain Black said. Captain Black was especially cheery
because today he was leaving therapy! (^.^ yay, they finally left Cappy black alone after season
2!) "Good morning Captain Black, did you by chance see Kepler?" "Nope, I know that he isn't
here though, he went to a department meeting today about laser safety..." Captain Black
remarked. *hahahaha, That ought to teach the stubborn...* Jackie laughed inwardly. "Well, thank
you anyway Captain Black.." Jackie said politely before he left. It was an exceptionally nice day
outside, the sun was shining, the birds were singing and (oh my!) Jackie was flying. Wait a
minute! Could it be? With a cell phone in one hand and archeological tools in the other, he was
flying to New York. "Hello, Jet blue airlines? This is Jackie Chan, I would like to cancel my
reservation for flight 3322L for New York..."And off he flew.. During that time, somehow he
turned invisible, *hmm, lets see, where does Viper live?* and somehow he found out and flew to
the window. He went through the wall and floated by her side. She was in her bathrobe, sitting on
her couch. She was sipping her coffee and reading the New York Times. Jackie started to caress
her cheek, oh yes, he was enjoying it. "Yes, Jackie?" Viper asked. "Bwahh! How do you do
that?!" Jackie changed back to being visible. She silently chuckled to herself, "kind of like a
sixth sense.." Jackie sighed "What brings you to New York?" Viper asked. "Oh, where are my
manners, would you like some coffee?" "Archeological dig, yes, please and umm, aren't you mad
at me for just coming in uninvited?" Jackie was quite curious. Viper walked off to the kitchen
and prepared some coffee."Jackie, you are welcome here whenever you want, because I trust you
and well, I know you'd do the same for me.." she said in an amused tone. She handed Jackie his
coffee. When Jackie first knew Viper, he wasn't so hospitable ( "No thieves in Uncle's shop!"
"You are a bad influence!" "It's all your fault we lost the talismans!" "We are not here to steal
anything!" oh, yeah Jackie your really nice to Viper..) Jackie put on a sheepish grin and tried not
to act foolish. "I'll be right back" Viper quickly got dressed and After a half hour of pleasant
conversations, it was time for both of them to leave. "Listen, Jackie, I'm sorry we didn't talk for
long, but I have to get to work, I'll meet you here at around six-ish and we can go somewhere.
Alright?" Viper locked the door on her apartment and turned to face Jackie, She kissed him on
the cheek. "See you later!" she winked at him and left. Jackie grinned to himself *heh, maybe I
will see you sooner than six..*
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