I. Haircut
"You need a haircut."
Naruto cracked an eyelid and craned his neck to look at Sakura. The pink-haired kunoichi was running her fingers through the blonde hair of her boyfriend.
"I don't think so." He replied, closing his eyes again.
Sakura huffed and pulled her hands form his hair to frame his face, forcing him to face her.
"Yes you do, Naruto. It's almost as long as mine. Just let me cut it."
Naruto's eyes sprang open as he scrambled away from her.
"No way! Last time you nearly cut my ear off."
"Only because you kept jerking around. Besides, I healed it, like, the second afterward."
It was Naruto's turn to huff.
"You still got blood all over my favorite shirt."
"I apologized for that!"
The two stared at each other sternly, each determined not to break away. Finally, Naruto spoke.
"You promise to be more careful?"
"Promise not to move so much?"
Naruto sighed.
"Just let me get the first aid kit."