Hectic Mushroom Kingdom

A/N: Hey, I'm back. Before I get this story started, I just wanted to mention the origin of it. Me and my friend, Matt wrote a fan fic

through Yahoo! Messenger. Well, my computer crashed…so the whole story went bye-bye. Lol, anyway, this is based off of that.

Warning: This is MESSED UP! And its Bowser x Peach, and so on and so forth.

Chapter One:

Mario, Peach, and Luigi sat peacefully around the table in the castle eating pasta. "Mario, Daisy would like me to come over again

soon." Peach said. Mario looked over, "Sure, sure. Justa, tell me again before you go." He replied in his Italian accent. Luigi had been

talking, but no one was paying him any attention, "Mario!" Luigi finally shouted. "What do you want!" Mario shouted back. Luigi, happy

to have been acknowledged, opened his mouth to say something when the urge hit him, "I've got to pee…" he accidentally said aloud.

Mario rolled his eyes, "Then go. Do you need me to hold your hand?" he asked. Luigi growled, then got up and left.

Mario kept talking. Peach looked concerned, "Mario, it's been a while…you think he's ok?" she asked. Mario chuckled, "Probably

constipated." He assured. Suddenly, there was a loud crash in the basement. Mario and Peach jumped up at the same time, "Luigi!"

They shouted in unison.

Peach and Mario ran into the basement. Nothing. "Mario, where's Luigi?" She asked. Mario looked around, he picked up a stray hat,

"Something's happened." He said looking at the hat. "Luigi's hat!" Peach pointed out the obvious, "But, why does that mean

something's wrong? Doesn't Luigi ever take his hat off?" Mario shook his head, "No, he's got terrible hat hair." He said. Peach began to

panic, "Oh no!" She screamed and pointed. Mario caught a glimpse of the motion and the two went chasing after it. They got to the door

to the castle and saw Baby Bowser running with a passed out Luigi.

Baby Bowser danced in the field around Luigi, "♪Daddy's gonna be proud. Daddy's gonna be proud.♪" he chanted. He looked over

his shoulder and saw Mario and Peach running after him. He quickly picked up Luigi and escaped through a warp tunnel.

Mario and Peach ran to the tunnel and looked down it. "Mario…do you think it's safe?" Peach asked. Mario shrugged, "We hafta

save Luigi." He said. Peach thought a moment, afraid of where they would end up. Mario grabbed her hand and jumped through the

tunnel.