Disclaimer: None of the names/ characters are mine. Title evolved from Potter Puppet Pals. (I love the creators of PPP.)
SWRF PUPPET PALS
VADER: Hello, I'm Darth Vader.
GIR: An' me GIR! (runs in circles)
DEATH: (Laughs evilly) I am known as A.L.I.; Against Love Idiots.
VADER: What?
DEATH: You heard me "Ani." (snickers)
VADER: I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAAAT. (somewhere an admiral is choked to death)
GIR: (runs in circles some more)…. (stops and sees Vader's shiny suit) Oooh, shiny! Poke. (pushes a button) Poke.
VADER: Don't do that GIR. (pushes GIR away)
GIR: Pokey, pokey pokey. (pokes some more buttons and Vader gets zapped)
DEATH: Oh, lemme lemme lemme… Poke, hahahahahaha, Poke.
VADER: Hey stop that, stop that, stop that. (gets mad) Don't.
OTHERS: (other people show up out of nowhere) Poke, Poke, Poke, Poke. (a button explodes and causes a small fire)
SWRF: GIR! Poke poke poke.
VADER: Noooooooooooooooo (blows up)
LUKE: (somewhere in the distance) Father! (dies)
SWRF: Yeah, Let's do that again! (starts poking camera man)
THE END
GIR: I NEED TACOS (runs though screen and blows up)