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There was a blonde, a brunett and a red head. Samantha was the blonde (but we don't speak of her that way. We call her the blonde... or Sam/Sami). She had just turned 14.
Her eyes were a grey blue. Her hair was straight. Melody, 18, was Sami's sister. Sami liked to refer to her as her 'sister from another mister'. Her eyes were green, no matter how many times her mother said they were brown. Her hair was wavey. She was unusually proud of the fact that she thought she looked a lot like Helena Bonham Carter or Johny Depp. This creeped Julia out though she did say that she did a good impression of Captain Jack Sparrow. She liked to wear dark makeup like they did and she was already very pale. Julia, the brunett, was also 18. Sometimes we call her 'Howes-it-goin'
because her last name is Howes Howz. Her hair was curly. We don't know what color her eyes were because they changed as quickly as a lava lamp. It was kind of creepy. She had decided that day to go over to Melpy's with out telling her dogs. She wanted to get back at them for all the times they left with out telling her where they were going.
"Johny!" Melpy screached. "Its like Pirates of the Caribbean! He comes in on a ship and he still has that sexy makeup." She was so obsessed with C.J. for the longest time that it scared her friends and family. She got over it, but she still thought Johny Depp was the sexiest man alive. She had a pajama top that said 'Future Mrs. Sparrow'. That was kind of a problem because...
"Didn't you used to say Jack was your daddy?" Sami asked even though she knew the answer was 'yes'. She used to say it every day. ⌠It▓s Captain and he is my daddy. G▓s, Sam, you▓re such a blonde.■ Melpy replied jokingly. Julia laughed and Sami let out a little ▒ha▓ just to show that she could be a good sport. "Remember when I slept over" Julia interjected "and we had those dreams and I had a dream that you" she slapped Melpy's knee "were his daughter and you called him 'Captain Daddy Jack' or 'Captain Jack Daddy'?" Julia was shouting by now and Melpy shouted in response over her friend's laughter.
"Yeah! And Sami was talking about it and she accidentally said 'Captain Jack's Daddy' and she didn't get why we were laughing until she called me the next day?" They were both howling with laughter.
"Blonde!" Julia sang. They babbled on about all of Sami's blonde moments. They didn't notice the fuming Sami tensing up like a rock on the chair next to the couch they sat on. Finally, Melpy looked over at her sister. Her laugh stopped immediatly.
"Woa! Does she actually have smoke coming out of her ears?" Her voice hinted of delighted curiosity.
"No, dumby," Julia's laugh had stopped, "thats left over cigarett smoke."
"Oh! I had a Sami moment." They both resumed laughing. Sami tried to jump out of the chair, but fell off. She jumped back up.
"I am not blonde, I'm marble!" She had died the underside of her hair black. "And my name is CoCo Puffs!■ She pointed a finger at the girls. "Avera kavious, oompaloompa,
snicker bocker, BaLOOGA!" A swirl of purple mist seemed to come out from behind her.
It surrounded the two girls and it seemed to get brighter and thicker. Soon they could see nothing and the last sound they heard was a choir of monkeys. Then, blackness