Authors Note: I can't believe I'm writing this crossover right now. I have school starting soon and A New Character to work on. Oh well, I'm doing it anyone. Here's the first chappy! A plot bunny was chasing me all day so I had to sit down and wrote. There will be a character that isn't going to be announced until the next chapter probably. It's a surprise! R&R! P.S. There will most likely be spoilers in here.


'Damn.' Ed thought to himself. 'Colonel Bastard just had to drag me and Al here, didn't he? Why the hell are we here?' He started to impatiently bounce his leg.

"Argh!" he yelled out in frustration after a minute.

"Brother? What's wrong?" Al asked.

"That bastard has Armstrong drag us here *shudder* and he won't even show up? I'm gonna kick his ass!"

"Ed! Don't use that kind of language!" his younger brother scolded. They had finally gotten Al's body back. However, that was a story for another time. "Besides, we've only been here for about three minutes."

"So? That's still too damn long!" Ed yelled.

"Calm down, Fullmetal." said a voice from behind.

"You bast-" he began before both he and Al turned around. "Fuhrer Bradley? What are you doing here?" he asked the man with the eye patch standing next to a man with onyx hair and equally black eyes.

"Fullmetal, I have an assignment for you and Alphonse." he said.

"What? But Al's not in the military. How does he have an assignment?"

"Well, I figured that for this one, he would want to come with you. It's not a command but more of a recommendation. You see, you'll be going to a magic school called Hogwarts for a year with Alphonse if he wants to tag along."

"What?" The two teenagers exclaimed while Mustang smirked and the Fuhrer just stood there.

"With Colonel Mustang." he added.

"WHAT?" they all yelled in unison.


"Tadase-kun, why are we all here? I thought that the Guardians meeting was over already." Amu asked.

"I don't know. Tsukasa asked me to keep you all here until he arrived. He said there was something important he had to discuss with us. He said he had to bring someone along with him though. I guess he had to go pick them up and that's why he's a little late." Tadase explained.

"Yeah, sorry about that. It took a little longer than I expected." Tsukasa said walking in and rubbing the back of his head while smiling sheepishly.

"Who did you have to get?" Nagehiko asked.

"Me, of course." said a boy with brown hair and green eyes who walked out from behind Tsukasa.

"Kukai!" Yaya exclaimed.

"Hey guys." Kukai said with a grin.

"Why are you here?" Rima asked.

"Your guess is as good as mine." he answered. They all turned to Tsukasa.

"I guess it's time for some explanation then. Well, you all are transferring schools-" he said but he was cut off by a group "Eh?". "Now let me explain. A school for magic called Hogwarts is in need of some protection and you're some of the only people in the world who know about X-eggs and who can purify them back to their original state. The headmaster, Albus Dumbledore, is hiring some 20 guards to protect the school. So I offered you guys to help out. You'll be going once this school year ends to England where the school is located. I've already talked to your parents about it. After much explanation they agreed. Though, none of them know about Guardian characters. They all think it's a foreign exchange program. Any questions?"

Everyone was, in one word, speechless. Tsukasa began to nervously laugh. This was going to be a long day.


Captain Toshiro Hitsugaya, Vice-Captain Renji Abarai, and Rukia Kuchiki were currently bowed before the Head-Captain, Yamamoto Genryuusai. The Head-Captain allowed them to stand erect once again.

"Captain Hitsugaya, Vice-Captain Abarai, Rukia Kuchiki. You three have been selected to go on an important mission to England. A very good friend of mine, Albus Dumbledore, has requested shinigami to be sent to protect the school from a dark wizard named Voldemort. You will be leaving in four months to go to the school early and get acquainted with the other guards. In total, there will be 20 guards there to protect the school. You are allowed to show the students, teachers, and guards your powers as they are all wizards and witches and are spiritually aware. They are also used to out of the ordinary things. You are also to inform Ichigo Kurosaki and Orihime Inoue of this. They will be going along with you. I will have Kisuke Urahara inform the staff that you are part of an exchange student program." he finished.

"Permission to speak sir." Rukia said. The head-captain nodded.

"Why bring Orihime along with us as she is not a shinigami."

"Orihime Inoue may not be a shinigami but her healing powers will be of great use to you. Is your assignment understood?"

"Yes, Captain-Commander." they stated in unison.

"Alright then. Dismissed."


Kagome was steadily climbing vines inside a dirty old well to make it to the top. After a few more steps, she lifted herself up and out of the dry well and sighed in relief. Just as she finished sighing, she noticed her friends were around here.

"Hello Kagome." Sango greeted her with a warm smile.

"Kagome!" Shippo yelled, jumping into her arms and hugging her chest. "You were gone so long!"

Kagome giggled. "I was only gone three days Shippo."

"It's about time you got back too! You and those damn tests of yours. I don't see why you go back. You can always just fail and get set back a grade." Inuyasha complained.

"Inuyasha, sit." Kagome said, not in the mood to hear his complaining. A loud thud resounded through the entire forest.

"What the hell was that for, Kagome?" Inuyasha screeched.

Before Kagome could answer, there was a loud crack from behind her. The look on her friends faces meant that it must have been a sight. She slowly turned around to see… an old man? Inuyasha leapt in front of her, ready to defend her at any moment.

"Relax, I do not wish to harm you." the main said calmly and gently, holding up his hands in a sign of peace.

"Who the hell are you?" Inuyasha asked rudely.

"My name is Professor Dumbledore and I am the Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in England. I am here to ask you of a favor."

"Where's England?" Shippo asked.

"England's on the other side of the continent that lies to the west of Japan."

"Wow, that's really far away." Shippo said, his eyes wide.

"What is it that you need help with?" Miroku asked.

Dumbledore explained all about Voldemort and Harry. He explained that there would be 20 guardians and that Voldemort had some "connections". By that, he explained, he meant that Voldemort had somehow managed to acquire demons to defend him.

"There is a possibility Naraku is involved in this." Kagome said.

"That's true. I think we should do it. Besides, I want to see what Kagome's era looks like." Miroku said.

"Me too!" Sango and Shippo agreed in unison.

"Then it's settled then. We'll do it." Inuyasha said.

"Wonderful. I'll pick you all up at Higurashi Shrine in 4 months. You will be at the castle a few days before the students arrive. Until then, goodbye." he said, and disappeared with a crack.

This was definitely going to be a long year.


A girl with brown hair and blue eyes was typing away at a laptop, empty Pepsi cans and Pocky littered around her. She was so focused on her screen, that she didn't notice a blonde pipsqueak appear out of nowhere.

"WHAT THE HELL?" the pipsqueak yelled, causing her to turn around and look at it.

"Oh, hi Ed." she said calmly.

"DAMN IT LINDSAY! WHY WOULD YOU PUT MUSTANG IN THERE TOO! I DON'T WANNA SPEND AN ENTIRE YEAR WITH THAT BASTARD!" the pipsqueak yelled. "AND QUIT TYPING ME AS A PIPSQUEAK DAMN IT!"

"I type the truth." she answered simply.

Suddenly, another teenager appeared. This teenager had brown hair and golden eyes. "Ed! That's no way to talk to the author!"

"Hey Al." she said.

"But Al! She put Mustang in there with us! MUSTANG!" the pipsqueak screeched. "WHO YOU CALLIN' SO SMALL HE'S CROWNED THE KING OF THE AMOEBAS BECAUSE HE'S SMALLER THAN THEM! I'M NOT SHORT DAMN IT! QUIT TYPING PIPSQUEAK!"

"That was a good one Ed. Bravo indeed." she said clapping.

"I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE A GIRL! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!" the girl in question's eyebrow twitched in annoyance.

"Ed, if you don't shut the hell up and quit screaming in my ear, I'll type Armstrong and Izumi in here." she said in a moment of Mustang-ness.

"You wouldn't dare…" he said dangerously. She turned back to typing, reading her text aloud as she went.

"And suddenly, two more characters appeared by the name of A-R-M-S-"

"Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! Anything but that! I'll do anything!"

"Anything you say? Hmm… I'm going to have to hold you to that one."

Ed and Al sweat dropped.

"Lindsaym97 doesn't own anything, just the plot of this story." Al said warily.