After a party, Carnage wakes up to a horrible realization. OOC! VenCar Mpreg from hell! The creation of Toxin, by a whole bunch of weird ass freshmen. Go center dragons!
Fuck. What the fuck happened last night? Kletus was hung-over. His head was throbbing.
"What the fucking fuck is going on?" he started to cry. "I'm all alone, what the fuck? Why am I alone? I'm going to kill someone!" his tears turned red as his symbiote took over.
" I want ice cream! And pickles!" with that the enraged psycho burst out of his apartment window and swung to the mall. He was completely oblivious to his frantic mood swings.
Spider-man saw the second part of this outburst and decided to follow the ex-straight jacket to his destination.
Oh my god, Peter thought, please let this not be a repeat of the Carnage family! My ears are still ringing from that wife of his!
Peter then realized the physic of Carnage. He had always been really skinny, the opposite of it's dad. But today something was different. Carnage seemed to be getting fatter. Wait, was he just checking him out?
Spidey shook it off, but tailed him. After all, he was wearing the colors.
When Carnage touched down in front of the mall, he got attacked by goth chicks and weirdo's. He knew that villains had their own fan groups but all his fans looked like Spawn rejects.
Multiple piercings, crazy fucking tattoos all on their faces. His 'dad' got all the good one's. He was buff, young. Kletus was in his 30's and was getting a beer gut. At least that's what he thought it was. He was a guy, right? He couldn't get pregnant.
Still, when he got inside, Kletus went straight for pregnancy tests then the bathroom.
Spider-man saw all this and gaped. Only one thing went through his head; that kangaroo from 'end of de world!' flash thing. Wtf mate indeed my marsupial friend. Wtf mate indeed.
(30 second later) A blood curtling scream resonated from the bath room. That was his queue. As guys ran with their pants down out of the stalls, he was going up stream.
It was worse than Manhatten, but when he got threw he wished he wasn't a super-hero. Carnage had gone berserk! The stalls were drenched in some guys blood, his intestine hung from door.
"Kletus? You in here?" Peter was scared, he's seen what Carnage could do. "you in here?"
As he got closer to the door he heard a mumble. Sounded like positive. Oh fuck, Spider-man thought, what hell spawn would come out of a guy like him? Wait? Kletus Casidy? Pregnant?! He's a guy!
Who'd fuck Carnage? Find out soon! Please review!
-side note: for all of you who have been pregnant and feel offended, I apologize but this guy is a fucking alien! His mood swings/ symptoms are most likely worse than yours!