Rating: T to be safe. Probably for language. As of this moment K or K+…
Things You May Want To Know: Most likely no pairings. Maybe. More fluffy family things and adventure. OC story but will stick to canon. Hopefully. Most likely. And this chapter turned out longer than I expected.
A/N and disclaimer at the bottom.
-KHR-
THWACK!
What was that? Was that from the gym? I shuffle over slowly near the entrance and I start to listen in.
"… fault we lost, you know." Were those Tsuna's bullies?
"S-sorry," I hear Tsuna try to apologize.
"So, you can do the cleaning? We want to play during our precious after-school time." Yup. They were.
"We're counting on you," they call out, mockingly.
"You can do it Dame-Tsuna."
I can hear them get closer to the door so I quickly move and run around the corner to hide. Then I see them joking about Tsuna and his inabilities in tests and sports. Basically they're just fooling around, loitering. They're so loud; Hibari-san's going to get them for sure.
Now that his bullies are gone, I walk in and I see him admiring Sasagawa-san who was walking pass the window near him.
"Yo, Tsuna."
"Yasu!" Tsuna yells in surprise. And of course, he gets scared and slips on nothing and falls.
"What are doing?" I ask him, giving him a worried look.
"N-nothing!" he yells from the floor.
I look at him skeptically. "You know you're terrible at lying, right?"
"Fine," he sighs. "I was just…" he looks away. "…cleaning."
"I'll… accept that for now," I tell him. "You got hit in the face with a basketball again, didn't you?" I kneel down and start digging around in my bag. Then I pull out a first-aid kit.
With clumsy people like us, we need a first-aid kit.
So then I get a band-aid for him and stick it on his bruising cheek. That should do. "I'll help you finish cleaning. After that, let's go home. I'm tired of school for today."
Tsuna just hums in agreement.
While I put the equipment away and Tsuna sweeps, we start talking about random things and rumors that are floating around the school.
"You know, Tsuna, I was hanging around and I heard the popular girls gossiping. They said that Sasagawa-san was going out with Mochida-senpai."
"Really?"
Wow. He sounded really bummed.
"Yeah… I know you like her and all, but it'll be alright," I tell him.
"How do you know?"
"How I know you like Kyoko? Well, we are twins and it's really obvious."
"Really?! It's that obvi—," he stopped himself. "Actually no, I meant how it'll be alright."
"Well, Tsuna… Mochi-senpai is a douche." He snorts in laughter. "Simple as that."
Tsuna rolls his eyes at me. "Your logic is the best," he mumbles to me sarcastically.
"I know," I say and shoot him a smile.
-KHR-
We were walking to school and he was really being such a downer.
"Hey, Tsuna, you want to skip school later? You seem out of it lately… I'm going to cheer you up. We'll go to the arcade, my treat."
"Why can't we go now?" he half-whined. I walk up right in front of him.
"We still have to at least show up to school," I reprimand him.
"Says the girl that plans to skip," he scoffed.
I shrug. "You know you'll still go with me. So, excuse?" I ask him.
"We already used the excuse."
"We can't overuse it," I sigh stating the obvious.
"Accident," he affirms.
"How wonderful," I mumble sardonically. We're in for a world of pain.
-KHR-
I bury my head in my arms, using them like a pillow. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Wow… Nezu-sensei really can run his mouth. Is he even talking about the lesson? I look up. Oh. He's just passing back tests. By the way he passes out tests it's going to be a while till Tsuna and I get ours.
"Sawada Tsunayoshi." I peek from my 'pillow' at my brother who sat in front of me and caught a glimpse of what he got. A big fat zero. It's not like I did any better. We were the last people to get their papers back.
"Sawada Yoshiyasu." And of course I'm last. If I remember correctly, I actually fell asleep during this test. I got a zero too. At least the 'Twin Klutzes' fail together. I also catch a look of disgust from Nezu-sensei directed towards Tsuna and me, but he just walks away. That's good because I'm tired of him constantly picking on Tsuna and me.
Some time passed and then Nezu-sensei called on one of us.
"Sawada, answer this question on the board," he ordered. The two of us looked up.
"Which one?" Tsuna and I say at the same time.
"The girl," he sighs. It was time to put our plan in action.
"Hai, hai," I call from my seat, monotonously. Then I get up and start shuffling quickly across the aisle. Just as I was about to get out of the aisle, I trip on a book bag in the front row and I fly into the teacher's desk, hitting my head with a loud thump.
"Itaiiiii…" I say holding onto my head. Then Tsuna gets up.
"Yasu! Are you oka—" Hearing his voice I turn around and I see the blurry figure of him tripping over the SAME bag. Now he's flying towards me and our heads smash into each other.
"Itai itai…" he repeats holding onto his head while I do the same thing.
Now the class is completely silent due to our klutziness. And then they burst into raucous laughter.
"They're so DAME!"
"Dame-Tsuna!"
"Clumsy-Yasu!"
"There go the Twin Klutzes again!"
"I think my brother and I should just go to the infirmary…" I mumble-announce. I just ignore the jeers and I stand up unsteadily and grip the desk for balance. My eyes water from the pain on my forehead and everything is spinning and fuzzy and everyone is moving. Well, except for one. This person is just still. It must be Nezu-sensei. He's probably debating whether to help us or not. He probably has to because he's a teacher but, he doesn't want to because he hates us.
This was the reason I didn't like this plan. Itai…
I stumble and grab my bag along with Tsuna's. Then I walk wobbly back to door… I walk right into it… and fall backwards. Luckily, Tsuna was right behind me so I end up falling on him. However, he's just as disoriented as I was, so we end up taking a second tumble and getting tangled up together and the class ends up laughing even MORE. I groan. Everything is so hazy. I untangle myself and reach out and manage to slide the door open, then I crawl out of the classroom.
Leaning against the wall, opposite of the classroom, I grab my first-aid kit from my bag and got out two gel ice packs. I threw the orange pack and his book bag to Tsuna and he mumbled thanks to me while I kept the pink one to myself and put it on my head.
According to my sources, Hibari-san shouldn't be patrolling today. I think he was out on some business. But the other prefects might be patrolling in his place. Thank Kami-sama that it seems practically no one in this school seems to know how to keep their mouths shut.
So after we have collected ourselves, we left the school as fast as we could. We had to hurry; we didn't want to get caught by any prefects. When we got home, Okaasan wasn't there. She had probably gone shopping. This made things easier for us. We didn't have to sneak into our own house.
We changed in quickly so we didn't look as suspicious when going out. Students are supposed to be in school.
Tsuna had his orange jacket, matching sneakers, and cargo pants. As for me, I had a black bunny-eared hoodie, pink skirt, matching sneakers and my money.
I pulled up my hood, which covered most of my messy blonde hair, looked us over, and nodded. "Let's go."
Tsuna and I ended up walking to our favorite arcade. Most of the time we run in here to get away from bullies and the owner understands how it is, so he kicks them out and we get away unscathed, for the most part. He even lets us play the games for free sometimes. So Tsuna and I walk in and Masaru recognizes us immediately.
"Ah! Tsunayoshi-kun, Yoshiyasu-chan! How are you?" he greets us with a smile before giving us a questioning look. "… Shouldn't you be in school?"
"Well…" I start fiddling with the hem of my hoodie.
"Go on."
"How's life treating you?" I say with my best Yamamoto-smile.
"Well there's this kid, and he seems very interested in the side-projects I've been working on and how they work. I would even give him some let-over parts. But he hasn't been coming by lately and you shouldn't be changing the subject," he replies smoothly. "It doesn't work."
"Damn. It just doesn't work on you, does it?"
"Nope."
I look up at him. Being 147cm means I'm shorter than practically everyone. "Tsuna here looked kind of depressed, so I decided to take it upon myself as his sister to cheer him up…" Then I smirk, lean in, and whisper, "I think it's girl trouble."
"No it isn't!" Tsuna pipes up, blushing like crazy. Alas, he was ignored.
"Is that so?" Masaru smirks along and props his chin on his hand, leaning on the counter. "Tell. Me. More."
My brown-flecked-blue eyes sparkled mischievously. "Well, you see—"
"Stop talking like I'm not here!" I look over and I see that Tsuna is even redder, if that's even possible.
"You know we're just teasing you." I say, smirk still in place.
"I know, but just stop talking about my… love life."
"What love life?" Masaru and I say in unison.
"Are you here to make feel better or worse?" he huffs.
I give him a genuine smile. He's so adorable. Tsuna is looking away and he's practically pouting. So I end up laughing. Then Masaru joins me, and we laugh together. After we stop, Masaru gives me a pouch of tokens and I sigh happily and reach up to ruffle Tsuna's hair.
"Come on. Let's go play that dance game." I tell him.
Tsuna gives me an incredulous look. "But we're awful at that game."
"Well, we can be awful together then."
After about an hour or two later of playing and managing to win a prize from crane machines, we walked home after saying goodbye to Masaru. I was hugging a turtle plush doll and Tsuna was holding a bag of snacks we bought on the way back.
"So…" I started. "Do you feel better?"
"Yeah… I do. Thanks, Yasu."
"No problem!"
Soon, we got home. I changed into a large shirt and basketball shorts and we ended up just hanging out in Tsuna's room. I spend most of my time there anyway. After eating almost all of the snacks slowly in the course of half an hour, Tsuna lay on the floor reading a manga while I sat on his bed, back against the wall, playing with my pink handheld. Another half-hour later I hear that Okaasan is home. She didn't sound all that happy.
"Tsunayoshi, Yoshiyasu. I got a call from the school. You two came home in the middle of class again. What do you two plan for in the future?" I could hear her coming up the stairs.
"I don't know…" Tsuna mumbles on a pocky.
"Me neither," I say, focusing mainly on my game. "Maybe I'll get hitched." I joke and Tsuna lets out a small 'pfft'.
Apparently she didn't get the joke. Then she swings the door open and walks in.
"Don't barge in!" Tsuna and I call out, but we were ignored.
"Then how do you expect to get married when you dress like a boy. Luckily I replaced your old clothes with something cuter! And the way you manage your hair is not lady-like," she says, gesturing towards my messy hair.
"Luckily, I managed to save a few of my old clothes… And my hair is fine the way it is," I mutter. Then Okaasan turns to Tsuna.
"And I'm not saying you have to go to a good high school or college, you know. You can live your entire life bored like you two are right now, or live happily." Then she makes a really happy face. "I want you two to live feeling, 'It's great to be alive!'"
"Could you not say that in front of people…" I start.
"…It's kinda embarrassing." Tsuna finishes.
Okaasan gives us an exasperated look before smiling again. "Oh my… Tsuuuu-kun~, Yaa-chan~. A home tutor is coming today."
"A home tutor?!" Tsuna repeated shocked.
"There was an interesting flyer in the mailbox." Okaasan states happily, while pulling a folded flyer out of her apron. I reach over and grab it. I quickly scan it.
"Will raise your kid to be the new leader of the next generation. Grade and subject doesn't matter. Reborn." I read aloud. "Wow. Leader of the next generation: Sawada Tsunayoshi. Absolutely amazing," I comment, laughing a bit. That sounds a little far-fetched.
"Isn't it great? I've never seen a promotion like this before!" Okaasan says.
"It sounds like a scam," then he turns to me, "You seem pretty calm about this!" he said looking at me. I just shrug.
"This tutor is most likely for you," I whisper to him.
"How do you know that?" he mutters.
"It's probably a tutor from a professional business school for young men. I wanted a teacher like this for you, Tsu-kun." Okaasan says to him. I gave him a look that said 'I told you so.'
"I refuse to have a tutor, Okaasan. I'm not good at anything I do anyways," he says, frustrated.
"Aw, come on Tsuna, don't be so hard on yourself. You're not that bad! I'm sure you're good at something." I tell him.
"Ciaossu."
"Is that a baby?" I said confused. "In a suit?"
"I arrived three hours early but as a service, I'll evaluate you now."
~OMAKE~
"Honey… What are we going to name her?" Nana whispered. She was exhausted. Being in hours of labor can do that to you. But Iemitsu didn't say anything.
He was shocked. He had a daughter. A DAUGHTER. His adorable son, Tsuna, was one thing… but a cute, fragile, little girl. He was going to protect her no matter what. NO BOYS EVER! He was snapped out of his thoughts when Nana called out again.
"Iemitsu?"
"Hmm? Yes honey?"
"What will we name her?" Nana repeated.
Iemitsu smiled. "We'll call her Yoshiyasu. Yanagisawa Yoshiyasu was Shogun Tsunayoshi's favorite so they must've been close! She's so cute! Just like you, Nana!" he gushed.
Isn't that a boy's name? Nana thought. Oh well! Honey knows best!
~5 years later~
"Okaasan?"
"Hai, Ya-chan?"
"Why did you give me a boy's name?" Yasu asked, a small pout on her lips.
"Otousan named you, sweetie. Honey knows best!" Nana said. A bright smile appeared on her face at the mention of her husband.
"Otousan?" Yasu tilted her head to the side, confused.
"Yes. Your Otousan. His picture is on the living room table," Nana said brightly.
Yasu just nodded and shuffled to the living room. Tsuna was sitting on the couch watching television.
"Ne, Tuna," she whispered.
"Hai," whispered back.
"Did you know that, that's our Otousan?" she said, pointing to the picture of a blonde man standing next to Nana.
"No way…" Tsuna replied.
"Tuna…"
"Hai."
"Our Otousan is a catfish."
-KHR-
That seems like a good place to stop. Iemitsu looks like a catfish to me. Makes sense. His kid is a Tuna. So many fish jokes up in this place. XD I've always wanted to try one of those overused prompts. But I think this one died down. So this is what you got!
So I managed to slip some of her bio in there… If you gather it up it looks like this:
Name: Sawada Yoshiyasu
Age: She's Tsuna's twin so she's 13 right now
DOB: Oct 14 (Tsuna's Twin)
Height: 147cm (4'10) Tsuna is 157 (5'2) They both got the short genes. XD You'd think they'd be taller being part Italian and all.
Weight: 44kg (97 lb)
Blood Type: Tsuna's twin so: A
Personality: Mischievous, Loyal, Teasing, Neutral about most things. Depends on how you perceive her personality.
Notes/Quirks:
-She shuffles. No, not that song.
-Has messy hair like Tsuna but longer and less spiky and more puffy… And blonde.
-Used to dress like a boy but still would if she could (remember? Nana threw out her old clothes.)
-Likes turtles.
-Has a first-aid kit that can fit anything/everything. Kinda like Fuuta's book and his jacket.
-Named after Tokugawa Tsunayoshi's favorite.
-She just hangs around and gathers information from gossip and rumors. Basically she blends in. Which is kinda odd considering blonde is rather colorful.
Masaru may or may not show up again. It depends. I'm sorry if things seem vague. Do I need to work on my foreshadowing? And I'm not going to use brands in my story. Just use your imagination. If you have any questions, feel free to ask. And any advice would be good! :D Please Review!
I don't own anything. Except Sawada Yoshiyasu… And Masaru.