Prologue
The blade slowly cut through the girl's soft, pale skin. The blood ran from the rather large gash on her stomach.
"Where is the golden mushroom?" said the mushroom person while twirling his knife in his fingers.
"Inever tellyou!" the princess yelled, gasping for breath.
"Well then, shall me check your gut for it?" He said as he slowly made a cut from one of her bottom ribs to the other.
"AHHHH! Stop, I'll tell you" she gasped. "The golden mushroom is in my throne room, under the third tile up from the center."
"YOU LIE!" growled the mushroom person and stuck his knife into her cheek and slowly turned the blade.
"Pleath, shtop this ah onth!" the princess said as best as she could, with a knife in her cheek.
The mushroom person grabbed her tongue, and cut it off. Blood spurted from it and got on his chest. On last time, he grabbed her hair, and drove his blade into her temple. He turned the blade slowly and ripped a chuck of flesh, blood, and a little hair, of the Mushroom Kingdom's princess's head.
"Damnbastard!" Princess Peach Toadstool yelled.
The mushroom person, grabbed Peach by her neck and dragged her to the throne room of her palace. He went to the window, and threw her out. He ran outside and found she had survived the fall.
"Damn you, bitch. What do I have to do to kill you?!?" and with that ripped out her left arm, and broke her neck. He stuck her arm in his backpack and her tongue in his belt pouch. He then lifted the bottom of her dress and began the most awful thing ever to happen in the mushroom kingdom.
Chapter I: News
"Hey, Luigi, pass me the sugar." Said Mario to his younger brother Luigi across the table.
"Sure,"
Mario and Luigi were sitting in their home in the Mushroom Kingdom having breakfast. There was a loud knock on the door. Luigi and Mario raced for the door and Luigi got there first. He stuck his tongue out at Mario and opened the door.
"Hello, I have some awful news. May I come in?" said a mushroom officer clad in a blue uniform with a shiny, mushroom shaped badge on his chest.
"What's wrong, what happened?" said Mario anxiously.
"Sit down, please." Said the officer.
"I am Detective Porcini and I have just come from the palace. I need you to come with me there at once."
"Why?" said Luigi.
"You will find out soon enough." Said Porcini, "There is a coach waiting outside."
All three men left the house and got in the coach. The driver had the horses go full speed and they reached the palace in 45 minutes. The grounds were swarming with police officers and caution tape covered the outside gate.
"Please come with me," said Detective Porcini.
He led them down the side of the palace to the back courtyard. Down near the back wall of the building, they saw 3 mushroom officers and a figure on the ground. They went over to the 3 officers and looked at the crumpled, bleeding heap on the ground.
"No, it's not possible, it can't be!" said Mario and began weeping for the first time in years.
Luigi hadn't looked down, and when he did, he hugged his brother and comforted him. On the ground was the bruised, sliced up form of Princess Peach Toadstool of the Mushroom Kingdom, dead and, raped. She had a huge hole in the side of her head and half her cheek was missing. The pile of dried mush next to the hole in her head appeared to contain a portion of skin, brain, hair, and flesh. She was missing her left arm and there were many cuts on her stomach and chest. The Detective put on some gloves and opened her mouth.
"Someone cut off her tongue." He said, carefully closing her mouth.
"What the Hell?" started Luigi and then went to a flowerpot and puked.
He wiped his mouth on his sleeve and went back over to the scene.
"Who would do such an awful thing to her?" Said Mario.
"We don't know. That's why we got you. We need you to find out." Said Porcini.
"Do you have any leads?" Luigi asked Detective Porcini.
"Just one. He left a note on her throne."
"Where is it now?"
"Still there, would you like to see it?"
"Very much."
Detective Porcini and Luigi started off and when Mario was still standing there, he yelled
"Hey, Big M? You coming?"
"Yeah, justit's justsuch an awfu-" he was cut short by his own puke. What he had seen had just caught up with him.
When they all got to the throne room. The entire floor had been ripped up, what appeared to be tile by tile. They crossed the chamber and Mario picked up the note.
THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO MARKET
THIS LITTLE PIGGY STAYED HOME
THIS LITTLE PIGGY HAD ROAST BEEF
THIS LITTLE PIGGY HAD NONE
THE FIRST IS DEAD, WORSE THAN THE REST
THERE WILL BE MORE TO COME
I AM SAVING THE LAST AS BEST!