A/N: Before you read this I have two things to say. One, this is about the Robin torture, I'm not a comedy person not a romance person. Two, according to Animation Insider and TitansGo, Teen Titans has been officially canceled. However, Kim Possible and Family Guy were also "officially canceled" the fans got pissed off and wrote letters. Nothing is ever really official. I would rather you send letters to CN to save the teen titans than to review this! SEND THOSE LETTERS PEOPLE! He's the address.

Cartoon Network

1050 Techwood Drive

Atlanta, GA 30318

It's the part of "Stranded" before Cyborg called Starfire Robin's girlfriend. While Star and Robin were beating up that thing, Cyborg took out Control Freak's remote and pressed the pause button.

"Ever think they'll admit they like each other?" Cyborg said.

"No," Raven said, "for that to happen Robin would have to admit it to himself and then come out of denial. It would disrupt the time space continuum, the universe would fall apart, it would nullify all creation, reality would cease to exist… or it'd end the series, which is pretty much the same thing." (A/N: I actually wrote this before I knew they were gonna ax the show… I didn't realize how true that was until now.)

"Five bucks says I can get them to admit they like each other in this episode."

"Show cancellation-"

"My money says in a few months!" B.B said, "What do you think Raven?"

"Ten years."

Ten years later…

"Robin," Starfire said, "I have been waiting thirteen years for you to ask me out," Robin was now twitching uncontrollably, "if you do not do so within the next minute I shall leave and be the girlfriend of one of my many suitors who have done the flirting with me-"

"Starfire you know I'm not good with this kind of thing-"

"It has almost been one minute, I shall be the girlfriend of Mas or Menos or Larry or-"

Robin sighed, "Are you doing anything tonight?"

"Glorious!" she hugged him, cutting off his flow of oxygen.

In the hallway…

Raven, Cyborg and Beast Boy have just heard everything. Raven put out the palm of her hand.

"Pay up." she said.

"What the?" B and Cy both asked.

"We made a bet ten years ago about how long it'd take for them to get together and I win. I want my money."

"…" Cyborg took out his wallet and gave Raven her money, B.B did the same.

"This isn't fair I am sooo gonna win my money back!" B.B said.

"I bet you ten bucks they break up in three months." Cyborg said.

"I say it'll last ten months."

"Two days." Raven said.

About three months later…

Robin and Starfire have been dating for a while; Robin had a lot of trouble admitting this to the team. Starfire had to threaten him with Tamarainen food. Raven was really ticked off she lost the bet. Cyborg and B.B were happy one of them would win their money back. Now everyone's in the main room and Blackfire has just come on the TV, two little Tamarainen kids were shooting starbolts at each other in the background.

"Hello sister." Blackfire said with an evil grin. Let's just pretend Blackfire's married a Tamaranean jewel thief and they've had two kids already, "Galfore will not be happy when he sees the big scandal on the cover of The Daily Tamaranean," she held up a paper that had a picture of Robin and Starfire making out on the cover, with big headlines about the princess and her alien boyfriend. Robin began to twitch uncontrollably; he was totally freaked that more than five people knew he was going out with Starfire.

"Hehehe… that is not me that is merely two happy earth people who happen to bear resemblance to us…." Starfire said nervously.

"You honestly expect Galfore to believe that?"

"…"

"Didn't think so-" a scream is heard in the far off distance, "guess Galfore just found out. Bye." The TV shut off.

"Starfire why did you just deny me?" Robin asked. "You forced me into admitting to the team that we were dating."

"My homeland is not very accepting of other cultures. The only people who ever marry non-Tamaraneans are royalty and that is only for alliance purposes-" the TV turned on again, it was Galfore this time.

"WHO IS THIS EARTH BOY AND WHY HE NOT ASK ME TO DATE YOU?"

"He-"

"He is shorter than you, his build is bigger than yours and yet he is weaker than you, his clothing look like a traffic light that was beaten with ugly stick," Robin looked down in shame, "and he does not ask for my permission to date you!"

"He is very kind and respectful to me-"

"He would be respectful if he asked my permission!"

"I-"

"How come you not ask my permission to date Starfire?" Galfore asked Robin.

"I didn't know and we're 26 we can decide things for ourselves." Robin said

"You should have asked me."

Moment of silent glares.

"May I please date Starfire?"

"NO!" The TV shut off and Robin sighed.

"So you've broken up now?" Cyborg asked. Robin said no and Starfire said yes at the same time.

"What?" Robin asked, "You're going to end it like that!"

"It is the way of my people and if you cannot respect that than perhaps we should no be together!"

"I do respect your people and-" They started to argue.

"Pay up." Cyborg said, Raven and Beast Boy took out their wallets.

"Wait a minute!" Robin said, "You placed bets on when we'd break up?"

"So?" Raven and Beast Boy said giving Cyborg his money.

"That was not very kind of you." Starfire said.

"That was low," Robin said, "real low."

"Hey Raven said you'd break up in two days," Cyborg said, Raven shrugged, Robin and Starfire's mouths dropped, "I'm not that low."

"Well I said you'd last a year so I'm way higher than Cyborg or Raven!" everyone glared at him, "What?"

Starfire and Robin were kinda secretly dating, they figured if anyone found out they'd really have to break up. Then while Starfire was in the main room Galfore popped up on the screen with a "friend" of his.

"Starfire," he said, "this is Predator, Predator this is Starfire."

"I find your dreadlocks most… interesting?"

"Starfire, this is Alien, Alien this is Starfire."

"Please, why do you have two mouths?"

"Starfire, this is Chewbacca, Chewbacca this is Starfire."

"I am sorry," Starfire said sadly, "I do not speak wookie."

"Starfire, this is the Silver Surfer, Sliver Surfer, this is Starfire."

"He is Marvel!" Starfire said in shock.

"She's DC!" the Silver Surfer said in shock, "You never told me she was DC!"

"Starfire, this is Yoda, Yoda this is Starfire."

"Is it not forbidden for Jedis to love?"

"Forbidden it is, see your dowry Yoda did."

"…?"

"Starfire, this is Frank N. Furter."

Starfire stood there in shock. Frank bust out into song,

"I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Transsexual Transylvania-"

"No perverts allowed on the screen!" Raven said and whacked the TV with a broom multiple times and then Starfire shot it with her starbolts, "Good work Starfire, society needs to be protected."

"Starfire, this is Jabba the Hut, Jabba this is Starfire," then he whispered to her, "he is very rich!"

"Umm…"

"Starfire, this is Audrey II, Audrey II this is Starfire."

"FEED ME!" Audrey II said, "I'M STARVIN!"

"You have the name of a woman and yet your voice sounds like that of a strong black man. Please what is your gender?" Starfire asked.

"Whateva I hafta be for you to GET ME SOME LUNCH!"

"Starfire this is Maslakar," this was the guy she first thought she was gonna marry in Betrothed, "Maslakar this is Starfire."

"I am most pleased to meet you!" Starfire said happily.

"I was wondering is your little brother seeing anyone?" Maslakar asked her. (A/N: Starfire had a little brother in the comics his name was Nightfire and in later chapters he's contributing to the Robin torture)

Starfire's mouth dropped.

"Hey is that green guy single? He's hot!"

"No I'm…" B.B began, then he realized that a guy had just hit on him; he screamed his head off, morphed into a cheetah and ran out of the room. He was now in the fetal position. Raven shut the TV off.

"At first your suitors were slightly amusing," Raven said, "now it's gotten pathetic. Please don't tell me you're considering any of them."

"I think that Chewbacca would make a wonderful friend… but I do not speak wookie." she looked down in sadness, "And I am worried about Robin. Everyday for the past several weeks he has come to me very nervously but could not find words to speak with, then he would sigh, strike his forehead and walk away calling himself an idiot."

Robin walked into the room, "Starfire… I…" he couldn't finish, he stood there for about a minute, sighed, smacked his forehead then he walked away, "you stupid idiot! Why can't I do this?"

"Exactly as he has just done now," Beast Boy peeked his head into the room and after seeing the TV was off he walked back in, "Raven, perhaps you can tell me why he is like this."

"Hmm…" she thought for a minute, "hey Beast Boy, three dollars says Robin's on LSD." Starfire narrowed her eyes.

"Make it five," Beast Boy said, "and I say he's on pot."

"Deal," they shook hands.

"Robin would not take drugs, he is smarter than that." Starfire said, "And you should not be gambling, it brings nothing but sorrow."

"Um, no," B.B said, "whoever wins gets money and money is awesome. Duh!" Raven nodded. Starfire glared at them.

Robin just walked out into the hallway, Cyborg was there

"Robin," Cyborg said, "you're pathetic."

"Excuse me!" Robin said in shock.

"Just go back in there and propose to the girl."

"How'd you know?"

"Do I look like an idiot to you?"

"Do Raven and Beast Boy-"

"Raven, yes, Beast Boy, no."

"Ok… bye-" he attempted to run off but Cyborg grabbed his cape.

"You're going back in there now and you're gonna pop the question!" Cyborg picked him up and placed him in the main room, "ask her now."

"Umm… Starfire…" Robin was extremely nervous; he took out a ring, "willyoumarry-"

"YES!" Starfire took the ring and gave him a hug that almost killed him.

"Robin," Raven said, "are you on LSD or pot? Beast Boy and I made a bet."

"We must start planning things now! We can have a glorious celebration on Tamaran! They shall play the gorka pipes and we shall feast upon mustard with freshly squeezed glorg and Robin you shall get to wear a klorpa! This is the most wonderful thing that shall ever happen to me!" she hugged him again.

"Dude," Beast Boy said, "answer Raven's question. What drug are you on?"

"What drug are you on?" Raven asked, "I have money on you!"

"I'm not on any drugs."

"The fsck you aren't," Raven pulled out a syringe and quickly drew some blood.

"WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR?"

"I'm not taking urine." She walked out of the room to analyze his blood.

"Five bucks says we can hear Galfore screaming on Earth when he finds out about this," B.B said to Cyborg.

"You're on." Cy said. Starfire froze in fear.

"You should really stop placing bets on everything." Robin said.

"I… must… inform Galfore of my engagement…" she fainted.

"We were both wrong," Raven said walking back in the room having analyzed Robin's blood freakishly fast, "he's on opium and steroids-"

"I had a poppy seed bagel," Robin said, "I'm not on steroids either."

"Yeah, you don't have a big enough build to be on steroids." Robin glared at her.

"Burn!" B.B said

"Sure you didn't set that poppy seed bagel on fire and breathe in the fumes?"

"Who the does that?" Robin asked her thinking WTF

"Someone on drugs."

"I'm not on drugs!"

"And I'm the queen of Spain."

A/N: That's all for the first chapter! Now I would be telling you to review this, but I won't because I want anyone who reads this to send a letter to Cartoon Network and ask them nicely (hate letters will only piss them off) to keep the Teen Titans alive! Fan power works! Once again, here is the address.

Cartoon Network

1050 Techwood Drive

Atlanta, GA 30318