Kakuzu!"
"For god sake! What?" The banker shouted, getting really annoyed at the blonde. How many times did he have to yell his name?
The door flew open which surprised Kakuzu a little. Absolutely no one goes in his room with out permission. Not even the leader himself. The tanned member looked up painfully slow from his paperwork, eyeing the bomber. It took him all of his effort to stop himself from strangling the idiot.
"Oh, er… Sir Leader wants to see you, un. Um… he said its urgent, un." and with that, Deidara fled from the doorway, probably from the stern look that Kakuzu had just given him. The banker just sighed and placed the Akatsuki's bills to one side, he would deal with Deidara later. But now, Sir Leader wanted to talk to him, and no one argues against him.
On the way to the Leader's dark office, Kakuzu banged into the most annoying person that he had ever met, and what was worse, the lollypop man was running around in circles, so it was absolutely impossible for the banker to get past.
"Tobi is a good boy!" the masked man bellowed.
"We know you are a good boy but in a minute I'll smash you into that wall over there if you don't move!"
"But Tobi is moving! Look! Wee-"
"That does it…" BANG! The sound of flesh hitting brick filled the corridor, with Tobi apparently knocked out. Nobody messes with Kakuzu when he has been disturbed from his calculating.
Knock. Knock. Knock.
"Come in, Kakuzu. I see you're in a bad mood again, but there is no need to take it out on Tobi." First Tobi, and now Sir Leader lecturing him, what ever next?
"Sit down." The banker did what he was told. But he couldn't help noticing that the Leader was particularly happy today, but incredibly nervous at the same time.
"I have found a new team mate for you."
Oh great… Kakuzu thought, sighing a big long sigh. Nothing surprised him when the new Akatsuki member walked out of his hiding place. He looked the same as all the other partners Kakuzu had… annoying. That big scythe that he carried didn't look to good either. And that necklace that was hung around his neck… the banker was sure that he had seen that somewhere before…
"What's with the green eyes?" Kakuzu scrunched up his face so that his eyes were narrow slits. Was he starting all ready? They hadn't even known each other five minutes!
"Ok," Pein said, seeing the face that the miser was making, "Kakuzu, this is Hidan. Hidan-"
"I know! Dammit!" The Leader scowled at the grey haired man for a second and then motioned for them to leave.
"Jashin dammit! He didn't even tell me where my stupid room is! What kind of leader is he, not looking after-"
"Second room on your left. Next to mine." Jashin… Jashin! Now Kakuzu knew where that necklace was from! It's the Jashin symbol… a rosary.
However, when Kakuzu showed the Jashinist to his room, Hidan suddenly turned on his heel to face the banker, his light purple eyes staring right into the acid green ones of Kakuzu's.
"You never answered my question, dumbass!" The miser just stared into his eyes, a little surprised. He had forgotten all about the question, the one that he got really pissed off about, and unfortunately, the anger started to fill him up inside again, just waiting to explode.
"I don't know why I've fucking got green eyes! Go ask you're so called God of yours."
"For your information, it's Jashin, and I bet he's a whole lot better than your… wait a minute, how did you know about my Jashin?"
"The whole necklace gave it away, and I'm not religious, I despise the whole thing!" Kakuzu was now suppressing his urge to let his temper get the better of him. "In fact, Jashin is the worst God ever, making his believers make a sacrifice once a day!"
"Why you!" Hidan screamed, fists clenched and scythe at the ready, pointing at Kakuzu's neck. The banker just laughed. How could a pathetic shrimp scare him? Suddenly Hidan looked at Kakuzu with pure shock, eyes wide, mouth open. He then looked down at his blood stained cloak, stained with his blood. How could that have happened? Kakuzu didn't even move! His eyes fell upon the weapon… a measly Kunai. Then his gaze went back up to the tanned man again, his neck aching from looking up at him chuckling.
However, the two misfits swapped each others looks. It was now Hidan that was smiling and Kakuzu with the shocked face.
"Y-you're still alive? I pierced your heart! How could you have survived that?"
"Leader said that you have killed every partner that you have been paired up with, just because they annoyed you. Well I'm sorry to disappoint you, but not matter how much you try, you can't kill me! Anyway, I can't wait for the next round, that felt good!"
"What the-no…you can't be… you're…i-immortal!"
"Got it in one! Now can I go to sleep now?" And with that the masochist walked into his bedroom and slammed the door shut. A muffled "See you tomorrow, arsehole!" could be heard from inside, and the miser sulked off back into his room to finish his banking.