Regrets

Chapter 1: Oops I did It Again

Author's note: I'm not quite sure who came joined first so bear with me okay. In my fic Deidara was recruited before Hidan. But please by all mean correct me if I am wrong, cause I would like to know.

Disclaimer: All characters belong to Kishimoto. I do not own Naruto.

Flashback:

The sun was setting off in the distance casting vibrant reds, oranges, yellows, and purples. Hidan sat waiting for the shadows to take over the land waiting to sneak out from his homeland. Clad in the classic black cloak adorned with red clouds he sat perched in a tree just feet from the entrance. This was the exact tree he was supposed to meet up with his new partner courteously assigned to him by leader. Thinking back on it he had never seen the face of the man who ordered him around like a salve driver.

Within a few minutes the entrance would be covered in darkness and he could make his escape from his accursed homeland. Taking off his forehead protector he reflected on all of the criticism he received for his belief in Jashin. In one swift movement he slashed the symbol of the country signifying the abandonment of the land on hot waters. Off in the distance he heard the quiet jiggle of bells accompanied by muffled footsteps. Hidan hastily tied his forehead protector around his neck as he dismounted from the tree.

Walking up the pathway were three rouge ninja wearing the signature hats that were once part of the Akatsuki outfit. The three ranged in size. One was short and walked awfully slow causing the tallest of the trio to get angry. "Sasori, you better hurry up, you are pissing me off." The tan ninja mumbled.

The mumbling wasn't greeted with an answer. All Kakuzu received was the same continuously slow saunter of the puppet master. The blonde hair boy just kept quite pouting to himself, hating every minute of being in the damned organization. He was obviously still upset about being played a fool for falling for Itachi's genjutsu. The trio approached the gates and waited to meet up with their new team member.

Hidan slowly emerged from the shadows cast from the walls of the city. His white hair catching what little light the moon decided to cast upon him.

End Flashback.

Kakuzu wanted to strangle the Jashinist once again for wanting to finish his accursed ritual. The younger man lay in his blood drawn replica of his rosary waiting for his skin to return back to normal. This was the third time this week that he "had" to do his ritual for this mysterious Jashin. His patients was wearing thin but he couldn't do anything about it. The boy just wouldn't die, he could decapitate the man and yet he could still talk. The silver haired man would cuss him out demanding that the older ninja put him back together once again.

"Hidan hurry it up. We need to get going now, so stop wasting time." Kakuzu stated

"Damn it Kakuzu let me finish. We go on all of you stupid bounty hunts. I need to repent for all the fucking mindless killing for your dirty money. "

"Keep pushing it Hidan and you can sleep outside because I will not be paying for your room if you keep it up."

"Like I give a rat's ass, your senseless killing isn't making lord Jashin happy, fucking Atheist." Hidan yelled out.

Kakuzu pivoted turning back to face the white haired ninja wanting to rip him to shreds. His red and green eyes glaring daggers into his partner, as Hidan started to put his cloak back on. It was going to be one of those days again. Kakuzu allowed his mind to wander about all the ways he could incarcerate his noisy partner.

"We need to hurry up and find the two tailed jinchiriki. Here it's your turn to take the lead. "Kakuzu said as he handed his partner the map Sasori had provided them with.

"Fine give the fucking map here. Like I want to even do this fucking assignment, as long as we don't have to stop by that shit hole of a collection office I am fine with leading."

"Hidan, we will be stopping by the collection office after we capture my quota. Now shut up and lead all ready."

"Don't fucking rush me old geezer."

"Call me an old geezer again I dear you."

"You Old FUCKING GEEZER" Hidan yelled at the top of his lungs. Before he knew it limbs were cut off and his head was flying towards the dense forest.