Disclaimer : ok so i don't own twilight :( sad i know i don't own the jokes either in this story i do own this story though !
some of these jokes may cause offence !
[an. ok so this is a quick and short , i mean short one shot ! i was bored and i wanted to do something so decided to write this its not been beta'd since my beta is working on my other story A Cinderella story which she is doing a great job off , so there may be some miss-spells or typo's .Also this is the first story i have done with Edward Cullen a Vampire i prefer the human Edward but ill give it a shot]
ok so i need thank maria and amy whitby for there contribution to the jokes thank you ladies =].
also all the people who text me them , and family and friends who reasearched them for me , and last but not least facebook shuffle for having some funny adult jokes!;
also i want to thanks Amanda who pushed me to write it because she really wanted to read it lmfao and helped me when i was sat writing lemons at half 2 in the morning .
and last but not least my beta for fixing all the mistakes i made .
Summary : Bella is tempting Edward and Edward being the gentleman he is , even for a vampire , decide they should play a game to stop them from doing something he doesn't want to regret so they play the joke game who can say the best jokes only towards the end Bella gets a little to kinky with the jokes and Edward has to decide wether he is willing to give in to her or reject her.
You Have To Be Joking !
I was sat looking out the window thinking of how hard it was to stay in doors today , Bella was here at my house and no one else was home
She was tempting me , in ways a human should never tempt a vampire she already had my heart even thought it had stopped beating she already had my love , I would give her my soul if I believed it was still with me but she wanted more she wanted my body to.
One her blood called me to , it song a tune to me like the pied piper played his flute to all the children
And two she was tempting me by sat facing me with her hair all over the place with a my shirt on and some small shorts .
She had stayed the night it the bed , the bed I brought for her in my room and all night she was talking moaning my name over , and over again.
I was sat in the chair near the window wear I had been watching her sleep for the last two hours after I felt my control slipping in the middle of night I removed her arms from around me and moved to the bed close enough for her to feel the sparks she says she feels when I'M in the move.
And now she knew what she was doing to me and sat there with a smug grin on her face biting her lip knowing what that one movement did to me I had to look out the window I couldn't look at her I even held my breathe due to the aroma coming from her body, I didn't need to breathe I did it simply because it was more comfortable but I couldn't sit here and smell the scent coming form her I couldn't smell her want her need and not do anything about it it was driving me wild and it wasn't fair of her to do so.
I wont lie to you I have thought about it all myself yes Bella is very alluring her body calls to me in ways I didn't know beauty could , I had feeling in my body that I had never felt before I've been walking this world for over a hundred years and never felt anything close to the feeling my body get when Bella is near me .
I have thought what make me feel dirty after I have had them but when she is near me my mind wonders , it wants to feel her close to me it wants to feel her hands on me it want to feel my hands on her.
A nose across the room caught me out of my mind
I looked up and breathed out at the site Bella was sat up curling her hair around her finger the shirt only had three of the buttons done up.
Showing me her toned stomach and the bottom off her red lace bra I mentally groaned.
Before I could think she had jumped up from the bed and run to sit in my lap hugging me close and placing her head in the crook of my neck her scent hitting me strong thank Carlisle for sending me hunting yesterday!.
"Bella please put some clothes on" I pleaded with her since her blood wasn't the only scent I could smell coming from her body
She pouted at me yes pouted.
"why don't you take a few items of clothing off" she whispered into my neck , the feeling of her breathe tickled my cold skin.
"Bella" I groaned
I could feel my body reacting to her and it wasn't what I wanted , yes I had fed but I could still easily loose control with her it wasn't something I wanted to do ! I loved Bella I wanted her more than she will ever know it was hurting me causing me physical pain to have to deny her anything , but I had to do it because I couldn't hurt her like that and the fact there was even a slight chance I could if we went to far was the one thing stopping me from throwing her on the bed and doing as she was pleading.
She shifted causing me to grit my teeth I felt her lips turn in to a smile in my neck the little minx knew exactly what she was doing to me.
"Edward please I know you want to I can tell" she shifted again on my lap "please I wont to as well I swear if anything happened's or if you think your going to loose control we will stop just please let us try" she was pleading again and it was killing me to deny her it but I had to!
I shook my head no and looked to the floor so I didn't have to see the hurt in her eyes I felt her head move up wards as if she was staring at me I was about to apologies when I felt her hand on my chest moving down wards towards my lap towards something that she should be going near.
She wasn't playing fair and she knew it! I had to do something , something before it all got out of my control
Before she could blink I had lifted her and placed her in the chair and I was half way across the room.
She looked at me as if I had three heads and huffed crossing her arms across her chest , the move looked sexy to me and I was confused by that how could a simply move be such a turn on.
"Edward" she said in a tone that told me she was generally pissed off.
"Bella please don't make this any harder than it has to be , OK in four weeks I will change you OK against my better judgment I am willing to change you because that is what you have asked of me but this" I said pointing from her to me "this is something I can't do OK I want to I do but I can't" my voice was straining if I could cry I knew I would have tears the look she was giving me was cold , icy I decided I would rather be in another room than see that look.
I walked at a human pace out of the room and walked down the stair to sit in the living room staring at the wall the television was on already from when my family left late last night to go on a weeks hunting trip.
I was sat there for a good hour before I herd movement from upstairs, I was worried but I also knew what that look meant and I didn't want another row , last time she had looked at me that way was when I told her she was to stay away from the dog! She closed her window that night and ignored my calls it was only three days later when Jacob had kissed her she came to my house crying begging for my forgiveness , forgiveness she already had been given.
She walked into the living room and the look on her face broke me she had tear stains down her face and had on her sweats , long sleeved hoody black matching the black sweats , I opened my arms out to her and she literally run into them crying in to my shoulder .
I stroked her hair and rocked her telling her over and over again how sorry I was and how much I never wanted to hurt her .
After about ten minutes she was sat in my lap her head on my chest and the tears had stopped but she was just staring at the television I decided it was time to brake the silence .
"Bella we need to talk" I said I felt her shift but kept her close to me
"no , no you don't have to move its fine" I said and felt her relax back into me.
"look I know you felt rejected before and I'M sorry about that I really am , but this , us how we are now well I love it , I love you more than words can explain and I want you , you have to know how hard it is for me , even the most innocent things sometimes have me breathing heavy and you know how easy it is for me to not breath at all" I said I notice a small smile grace her lips
"but I carn't , I wont risk hurting you by going to far there's limits and I don't feel safe going beyond them I carn't put you at risk Bella but I was thinking we'll talk about it more and discuss other options OK , I'M not saying yes to that but I'M saying well discuss other options later OK but for now I want to just enjoy this , us is that OK with you" I felt her nod
I pulled her closer to me hugging her she pulled herself into me and I grasped into her embrace ,seeing her upset because of me made me relies I was being a little selfish to she was asking me something that a girlfriend should eba sbel to sk her boyfriend with out the fear of rejection hitting , and for that simple fact alone I decided I would give in a little not full on sex , no but I would allow a little bit of the control slip.
She looked up and smiled at me "want to here a joke Emmett told me yesterday" she said
I nodded knowing what Emmett's kind of jokes were like.
" What is the difference between erotic and kinky? " she said smiling a cheeky smile
"I don't know" I answered her to amuse her
"Erotic is using a feather...kinky Is using the whole chicken. " she said trying not to giggle
I shook my head
"Bella that was really quite disturbing" I mean really a whole chicken !
She laughed and the sound alone made me smile
"OK so you tell one " she said with a daring smile
I sighed while I thought about an appropriate one for her
"OK , sings : here I sit broken hearted tried to shit but only farted then one day I took a chance tried to fart but shit my pants" I said
she burst out laughing causing me to grin at her
"OK OK I have one for you - two hookers on a street corner one says "I think it'll be a good night tonight ... I smell cock in the air , the other says "sorry i just burped" she said with a straight face
I mentally groaned at her
ok s o she wanted to play dirty
" is the string on tampons really for crabs to jump on?" I said I seen her face go red
"not funny at all Edward" she said glaring at me
I grinned "do better then"
"Billy and bungle went in the jungle to play in the long green grass Billy got silly and pulled out his wily and shoved it up bungles arse" she said with the look in her eyes that scared me a little
I could smell her scent getting stronger Jesus Bella got turned on by dirty jokes.
I breathe out before thinking whether I was willing to go ahead with this slow torture
"well got anything better" she smirked at me
that did it I was so in this little game!
"yes I do - two eggs bubbling in a pan female egg says to male , ' I have got a crack' male says 'shut up! I'M not even hard yet" I said smiling to the TV
she shifted in my arms looking up at me and I saw she was laughing I shifted my self seeing her like that was doing odd things to my body and her own reaction was not helping me at all.
"OK , OK " she said in between giggles. "teacher asks class for a ten letter word, Johnny says 'masturbation' 'oh' says teacher 'that a mouthful!' 'no' says Johnny 'your thinking of blowjob and that's seven letters"
I have to give it to her , some off these jokes I made me smile and chuckle but the feel of her body tremberling in laughter was what was pushing me on to continue this game.
"hmm OK here's one - swine flu has caused the first celebrity break up Kermit the frog has told miss piggy were to go!"
she smiled and looked thoughtful
"this one is from Emmett to - boy was playing with himself in the bathtub when his father walked in and said, 'Son, if you don't stop doing that, you'll go blind.' The boy said, 'Dad, I'm over here.' " she said and looked at me for my reaction
I smiled to let her know I was listening .
"a horny husband helps his wife set a password on the PC they type MYPENIS his wife rolled around the floor laughing when it said SORRY NOT LONG ENOUGH" I said and she smirked at me.
"hm OK then - a red head and a blonde pass a flower shop and the redhead spots her boyfriend buying flowers , she says 'oh shit , he always has expectations after buying flowers. I don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air' the blonde says 'don't you have a vase?' " she said and burst out laughing causing me to shake my head at her.
"right well - a shrink was doing a therapy session with four young mums and there small children 'you all have obsessions' he observed . To the first mum he said 'your obsessed with food you even names your child candy' to the second 'our obsessed with alcohol hence you named your child brandy' at this point the fourth mum got up quietly and took her boy by the hand whispering ' come on dick were leaving' "
she giggled into my neck causing me to chuckle at the feeling of her breathe hitting me , suddenly she started placing wet kisses on my neck causing me to moan out her name , it was in pleasure and also in a warning she pulled away and smiled .
"OK my turn , the drug council has been looking for a generic name for viagra, and has now announced its settled with mycoxaflopping . Other contenders were : mycoxafailing , mydixarizin , mydixadud , dixafix and of course ibepokin."
I have to admit I laughed at that one but was cut off by her mouth on my neck again her scent was stronger , a lot stronger than this morning and my body was reacting to her mouth on me.
Traitor I thought while trying to think go something to say I was thinking of a suitable joke .
She shifted her self on me , so her leg was over mine and she was tenured into me I knew could feel my erection ,
"hmmm sex is like a maths test me plus you subtract the clothes add the bed , divide the legs and mutually the orgasms " she whispered into my ear , before taking my earlobe in to her mouth and sucking on it causing throaty groans to leave me.
I should push her away
I should stop this now
I should be telling her no
But I did say we would go over the boundrys a little
I did say we would become more touchy
and admit I didn't want to stop her
I don't know what ceased me to say it , or why I did but as soon as I said the first line she stopped and straddled my lap.
"suck the end very slow and watch the white begin to flow I can't resist to lick the rim before I thrust my tongue right in I flick and tease it with my tongue I love to like it all night long then I lick across my lips and lick off my fingertips ! caburys creme egg how do you eat yours" she burst out laughing continuing to move her hips into mine.
I brought my head closer to her and grazed my nose along her jaw line. The smell of her shampoo and body wash overwhelmed my senses and she brought her arms around my neck.
Bella trailed kisses up my cheek to my ear lobe and tugged on it with her teeth "please" she whispered in my ear
My answering moan was enough confirmation for her.
I couldn't think , her scent , the scent of her was clouding my mind , damn this , and damn Alice for not warning about this but could I really reject her again after this morning .
No I couldn't
I couldn't see that look in her eyes again
I couldn't see the tear stains on her cheeks again
I refused to was my last thought before I decided to screw the bounder's I had made!.
I pushed her back on to the coach hovering above her using my arms , placed next o ehre head to hold all my wait she was driving wild .
"Bella" I breathed out
She shivered at the husky tone of my voice and nodded her head smiling up at me , I leaned towards her as she propped her self up on her elbows to meet me as my lips brushed against hers.
As she pulled away I placed my head on her shoulder allowing my self to calm a little
my mind was having an internal argument with its self
I want this ,
its dangerous
She needs this
I could hurt her
You wont thought you couldn't you love her to much to
The blood
Your stronger than you think
But what if something goes wrong one moment is all it takes for me to loose control
A warm hand came into contact with my cheek and a thumb stroked it calming me down my eyes what I didn't know I had closed opened to see Bella smiling up at me .
"I know your worried Edward , but know I love you so much " she said leaning up and placing a kiss on my check.
"I know you do as I love you" I said and she smiled again
"the blood Bella" I said
her reaction was strange instead of worried she blushed like when she does when she is embarrassed .
"well hmm they may not be any" she said stuttering a little
"what do you mean" I asked confused "you said you was a " she cut me off huffing
"god Edward what do you take me for , I told you , your the first boy vive even kissed" she said and I could tell I had offended her and maybe even hurt her
I lent down kissing her on the cheek like she had to me only moments ago
"I know I'M sorry love"
I was forgiven for she smiled at me
"but what did you mean" I said wording it right this time
She blushed again and god help me if that blush didn't make me harder.
She grinned feeling the affect but then looked away shyly
"I well ..." 'hmmm' she said clearing her throat
I waited quietly for her response
"well you see , I was planning on this sort off and I well knew you ... Well I knew you would... Freak ... So well I ... umm ... I well I ... I experimented a little" she said and her cheeks went redder than I have ever seen them.
"experimented" I said asking as a question
She huffed again before turning to glare at me
"yes damn it I experimented with a freaking cucumber you happy now ... Last night when you went hunting OK I was scared you would use the whole blood thing so I well tried to you now so there wouldn't be any" she said turning away I could see a tear roll down her eye
I swear if my heart wasn't cold and non beating it would be tearing out my chest now
"but why" I said
"for you, for me for us" she said
I could tell she was embarrassed and I don't know why that was one of the most emotional loving thing anyone had ever done for me Bella had caused her self pain to stop me from suffering .
She pushed at my arms as more tears rolled down her face I looked at her tipping my head waiting for her to speak
"Edward please just let me up , OK I carn't take a another rejection I know it was stupid I..."
Before she could finish I cut her off crashing my lips down on hers using a new force I had never sued on her before I felt her moan in to the kiss her arms coming around my neck tugging on my hair.
A feeling had hit me as soon as she had mention what she had done a feeling of jealousy
Yes I Edward cullen vampire was jealous of a frigging vegetable
The thought that it had been inside of Bella , inside my girl .
The thought of her thinking of me turned me on causing me to leg go and give in it he side of me that hungered for her.
My lips trailed down her her neck sucking on her pulse point she moaned and pulled on my hair for a human it would of hurt but it caused me more pleasure than she knew.
I could feel her blood rushing in her neck her heart beat was picking up , yet I didn't have any hunger towards her blood the hunger I was feeling was directed to a A scent drifting up from between her legs .
Her hips came up hitting mine making our crotches move against each other causing a moan to escape my mouth I herd Bella faintly breathe my name .
"hmmmm" I said wondering if she was asking me something
"bedroom" she moaned out again
I lifted up her cradling her in my arms and used my vampire speed to run us up the stairs kicking my open door shut with my foot before slowing to a human place while placing Bella in the middle of our her bed.
I was looking at her watching her body , well her chest pumping up and down while she was breathing heavy
She was gazing at me and I could see her deep in to her brown eyes
On numouras occasions Isabella had told me how she thought her eyes to be dull
They was anything but dull
Her whole heart was on those chocolate brown eyes and she allowed me to see her need through them it was just as strongly as mine
I lent over her placing gently kisses on her face while staring into her eyes I could smell her scent and it was strong , she must off been soaking as if hearing my thought Bella rubbed her legs together which caused a slight moan to leave her mouth
My hand trailed slowly down her stomach paying special attention to below her belly button were I knew she was ticklish.
She moaned as she watched my hand move opening her legs for me , I drifted my hand to her thighs running it down her legs I moved my face from her neck were my kisses had lead me and sat up so I was sat facing her legs
"god Bella you smell so good" I said thinking of her scent was causing my mind to go blank
She groaned and licked her lips
"please Edward" she moaned closing her eyes.
"please what Bella" I asked wanting her to tell me
"Edward" she maond out as my hand reached the top of her thigh
"tell me" I said as I traced the outside of the seem on her jeans
"for fuck sake Edward I want your tongue inside me , I want your fingers to touch me and most of all I want that big hard fucking cock you have hidden in your pants to push in my tight little pussy" she screamed
Well holly hot damn! horny Bella has a potty mouth and ill be damn if it didn't turn me on
"fuck" was all I said as soon as the words left my mouth her scent reached a whole new level
I growled as I pulled her trousers off , her then before she could move I had moved and tore her hoody from her body.
I brought myelf up ridding my self off my own clothes
then climbed on to the bed leaning into her legs her scent was stronger and I couldn't wait to take the little black boy shorts that was hiding the hidden desert from me.
Bella leaned up and removed the black lace bra she had holding it up in her hands , she was beautiful and I was determined to show her .
I slowly so not to scar he placed my thumbs inside of her panties and started so slowly pull them down.
I looked up at her and tried to see if she was scared but all I saw in her eyes was pure lust
as I pulled the panties from her legs I threw them into the dark as I turned back to her crotch
fuck me ! She was dripping and I mean literary , it was flowing from her lips and she had shaven
"shit Bella" was all could say
I seen her smile vixen had planned it all!
I reached out a hand slowly towards her , my mind wasn't in control any more my body was
my finger gently glided along her lips coating in her white cum before I brought it back and licked them sucking it from them
I moaned and looked straight into Bella's eyes as I did , she was biting her fucking bottom lip that shit turned me on so much
fuck she got me with the potty mouth to
"fuck Bella my thought are so fucking dirty , I don't know what your doing to me!" I told her
she grinned at me before again rubbing her legs together I gently prided them apart and lent in to her
I quickly used my tongues and swept it across her lips
"mmmm fuck" she moaned out
God did she taste sweet
Without thinking I used my fingers to pry her lips apart and sucked I was still worried about my teeth coming into contact with her skin so I used my lips as a cover as I flicked my tongues between them drinking her all up
She moaned out as my tongue dominated her I felt her hands grab on to my hair pushing me in closer to her
I moved my tongues lower a little using my nose to rub on her clit
"fuck Edward that feels so good baby" she said lifting her hips up to my face
Suddenly I felt her body stiffen
"oh god ummmm fuck Eddie I'M coming" she screamed
As I felt more juices burst through her lips
I drank her all up before placing kisses on her clit carrying them on up her stomach till I reached her mouth
as I was about to pull away she grabbed my head pulling her face to me and attacked my lips with her own
As she finally pulled away to breathe she buried her face in to my neck
"fuck Edward that felt amazing , you talking dirty swearing turns me on so much baby" she said tracing my ear lobe with her mouth
just as I was about to reply her hand trailed down my ab's till she grasped my cock in her hand my body stiffened she must of felt it because she pulled her face from me and looking into my eyes
"please baby let me please you like you did me" she said begging me with her eyes
I was about to object when her tiny hand jerk on my cock causing a groan to leave my mouth involuntary
"Bella" I said as she pushed me on to my back
I could of stopped her with my vampire strength but I was too far gone
"relax baby please" she said as she trailed down my body she let go off my penis as she ran her finger around the rim of my boxers , teasing me
she slowly placed her thumb inside of them pulling them down as soon as they was over my penis , it sprang free fuck did it feel good to be able to let it breathe
"well fuck me " she breathed and I was worried I had scared her until I seen her grin
"arent you a big boy Eddie baby" she said pulling the boxers around my ankle and throwing them
I noticed her breast bouncer a little as she moved and made a silent promise to pay them some attention during the night.
She reached out and I lent on my elbows so I could watch her Her hand hesitantly reached and And I felt her run a finger fro the base to the tip of my cock.
Pre cum was swimming around the tip she pressed her finger into it and brought it to her mouth doing as I did to her sucking it as her finger left her mouth with a pop she grinned before she dipped her head and took my head in between her lips.
I groaned out as I grabbed a hold of the bed sheets , fuck thank god for this bed
I thought as I felt her tongue swirl around my tip as her lips moved down taking me in to her as much as she could her teeth grazed me causing my hips to lift off the bed.
I watched as her head bobbed up and down on my cock her tongue was doing this I thought was made up
Her had come down towards the bottom of my cock and was in rhythm with her head she suddenly lifted her head up and grinned at me wickedly her hand still stroking me but now doing full strokes to the tip and back down
suddenly she dipped her head back and took my ball in her mouth sucking on it before moving to the next doing the same
"fucking shit Bella" I said as I felt my stomach tightening
"hmm baby" she said
she moved her hands to my balls and her mouth back to my cock she pushed down faster than before more aggressively suddenly she bit the tip of me and before I could warn her my cum squirted into her mouth
I thought she would pull away revolted BTU she surprised me by swallowing every last drop then sucking me as if wanting more .
When she finally let go she smiled up at me shyly
"hmm was that OK" she asked
I could off laughed but instead I grabbed her and pulled her sitting her on my chest as I sat pulled her down to me
"that was fucking fantastic " I said as I made good on my promise pulling her nipple into my mouth.
She moaned as I sucked on her nipple god she was growing more wet I felt her leak on to my stomach
she moved above me pushing her self on into my mouth again I used my teeth as a cover my tongue and top lip trapping her hard erect nipple as I sucked hard .
"fuck" she moaned as her little hand grabbed my hair instead of pulling she gently stroked
I sucked on her nipple for a few minutes before I moved tot he next one
after I had giving it the same treatment I moved and took one breast in my hand gently massaging it before doing the same with the other one .
Bella placed her hands on my chest and I looked down to see her eyes hooded with lust she was dripping on to my chest and I let her guide her self she lifted up and layed down beside me
I rolled over placing my hand on the pillow next to her head and position us
"are you ready baby" I asked as I felt my tip graze her entrance
She nodded and moved her hips to meet mine causing me to moan at the contact she had made
I moved so I was in front of me so my wight would be on her but so we could both move freely and I placed my cock at her entrance using my hand to tease her for a minute she was dripping against I pulled my hand back and pushed in a little as I entered her I stopped suddenly as three things happened at once
God it was fucking hard not being able to read her mind
Bella froze and a tear rolled down her face
My mind was suddenly able to out rule my body
And I smelt something
something strong that hit the back of my throat and for a moment made me feel like I needed to feed
something sweet
Something that was calling to me
"shit blood" I said out loud to my self
"I'M so sorry Edward" she said as another tear fell from her eye
"don't be baby why are you sorry" I asked concerned
"but I thought I had ... Last night " she said
I pulled out of her and lent down resting my forehead against hers
The scent hit me stronger now but even though it was calling to me seeing Bella upset was making me not think about it
"look at me baby" I asked
her eyes immediately tenured to meet mine
"you have nothing to say sorry for"
"but" she said
"no buts" I said cutting her off
"isn't it hard for you" she asked me and I could see the genuine pain she was feeling
"I wont lie a little but I want this Bella god I want you and ill be damn if we don't do this , I'M glad you didn't break yourself last night I want to be the one , I'M given myself to you fully and to know you are to makes me love you even more" I said
she lent up and kissed me I smiled into the kiss she pulled away whisper into my lips
"Edward my pussy wants your cock"
fuck dirty demanding Bella was back god I love this women
"what your pussy wants your pussy gets my cock is here to oblige" I said
she moaned "fuck Edward you talking dirty turns me on so much"
before I could reply she lifted her hips and her lips grazed my cock before I could think my tip was in between her lips again.
She pulled her hands to my shoulder as if she was afraid id pull out , I slowly pushed into her till I was all the way in she finally relaxed , but I kept still not wanting to hurt her
"please Edward "she begged causing me to pull out before pushing back in
I layed small kisses on her neck going up to her jaw she responded with each kiss she brought her legs up wrapping them around my waist linking her ankles together , as I pulled out and pushed back in again my head rested on her shoulder as she started rocking her hips to mine she lifted her lied ankles further up my back taking me in as far as I could go I picked up speed as I felt her climax coming closer to the edge of the cliff
after three more thrust she dug her nails in my back before screaming "holy fucking shit babe it feel so fucking good , god I love you being inside of me , fucking me like this , god I love making love to you Edward ... fuck Edward like that" she said as I pushed in to her harder than before
one more thrust and she was screaming my name as I cursed out as my own climax hit
"god I fucking love knowing my cum is mixing with yours" she said
"fuck Bella don't say shit like " I said as I tried to control my breathing
I pulled out before I rolled over on to my back pulling her with me as we both tried to get our breaths back
After a few moments I looked to Bella grinning
"hmm Edward" she said and my shy Bella was back
"yes love" I replied causing her to smile
Dirty Edward and horny Bella was the bedroom couple
Now we was us
"was that well was OK" she asked and I seen the blush rush to her face
"your joking right" I asked
She shook her head no
I pulled her to me kissing her almost ruefully licking her lips and allowing my tongues to search her mouth
She moaned in to the kiss I grinned as I pulled away
"does that answer your question" I asked her
she grinned letting me know it did
"but do you want to hear a joke" she said laughing
"look were telling jokes got us" I said looking around
She curled into me "it got me here naked with you" she said
I chuckled at her "it sure did"
I felt her laugh "so want to hear another one" she said shyly again
"maybe in the morning or tomorrow night but for now you need your sleep" I said
She pouted till I kissed her lips quickly again
she looked at me as I laded down pulling her with me under the covers
"sleep my love I will be here tomorrow morning" I said as I turned to face her and kissed her forehead
"OK but I'M thinking off some jokes for tomorrow mister" she said before closing her eyes
her breathing evened out letting me know she was sleeping
ten minutes into her sleep Bella started moaning my name softly
I smiled as I recalled the night
"yes and I will be all to willing to listen to them "I said into the darkness before humming a melody that I had in my mind.