This Explains Everything
Notes: Maiyunitto is a female Avatar, and she married Chrom. This story takes place in the barracks at 12 AM. Also, I love Fire Emblem and I do not own anything in it...except for forged weapon names? Anyway, here's the story.
"...and that's how Chrom and I became lovers," Maiyunitto said. Lucina stared at her with a twisted up WTF face. "Can I please hear the whole story again?" she asked. "Fine, I'll start over for you," Maiyunitto said.
"It all started when Chrom found me in the field. He stared at me after helping me off the ground. I've never seen such a hot man before... and I accidentally gave it away by blushing as red as that banner you put up there. When we had to fight those bandits, I had Chrom and Frederick next to each other until I found out I can pair them up, just to hide that I liked Chrom. Of course I got a few glimpses of Sumia tripping and Kellam not being seen, but that doesn't matter. After the battle with Reimi, I decided to spend the rest of the day in my tent which had a 90-year-supply of bear. And that's when I saw a poster with a naked picture of Chrom showing a caption saying "Chrom Wants You!". Chrom wanted me alright...so I took the poster, feld it and stuffed it in the back of my notebook."
Maiyunitto pulled a notebook out of the bookshelf and showed Lucina the poster. "Just don't tell him I still have it. You see, Chrom came to take it down and I told him my tent was closed and Frederick didn't come anywhere near. Around that time, we started fighting more and more Risen as they kept coming back to certain spots. I convinced Chrom into pairing up with me by telling him it will work in plans of strategy. And so he did. Later on, he started talking about how I wasn't like a lady and I wasn't primped, proper, perfumed or pretty which made me a bit mad so I threatened to throw a rock at him. He ran and I just let it go. After fighting that Marth dude (ahem) I decided to go take a bath. Chrom, at the wrong time, wanted to discuss strategy. I told him to wait outside but he walked in claiming to mishear me. In the same day that incident happened again, just the other way around. I was looking for weapons and caught Chrom with nothing on. A few days later, after Emmeryn died and we were escaping through the Midmire (the place where it always rains) I was paired with Chrom again. We killed all of the enemies because we didn't allow anyone else but us to fight. We just wanted to take our anger out on those Plegian bakayeros. After that, we sat for a while. All of a sudden Chrom left. I thought he needed time due to the whole deal with Emm. Two days later, I wanted to discuss strategy with him. He was acting quite strange and was avoiding me. And that's when he confessed to liking me and I confessed to liking him and...it was just great. After killing Gangrel, we were married. That was around the time you came along. Chrom and I were seen as a nice couple, always together...even at 5:00 AM. And that's how Chrom and I became lovers."
"Now I see why Father said that how you guys first met was 'something a daughter wouldn't want to hear'," Lucina said. "And what do you mean by 'together, even at 5:00 AM?" "I'll explain only if know the deal with hen patterned ties," Maiyunitto said. "Okay...what would I need a hen tie for?" Lucina asked. She obviously didn't get it. Maiyunitto was kinda glad that she didn't get it. What kind of mom wants her daughter thinking weird about her?
The end, hope you liked it.
This document was also a test to see if the uploader app I used worked. Also, this is one of those random notebook fics. Again, hope you enjoyed it!