Voleday Wolday Puff Puff Schmushle
Chappeytor 1
I walkt down da roadie to ze Pottrs house. Dis was gunnda be a good kill. I canttttttt wate untwill I get to kill the Pottor. Ever sinse I heard abowt da Pottrs who were creatinggg a homophobic rmy anganst da gays, I had to kll them. I meen, life beingggg Lord Volday Wolday Puff Puff Schmushie (king of da gays) is fckingggggggggg AWSUM! But pwepl who downt liake gays mayk meh saddddd :((((((( Ah mayn, WHY DA FCK DS NOBODAY LIAKE GAYSSSSSSS?! Gays r norml peopleesssss, we just walkkkkkkk, tlk and acttt difrntlay. We canot hlp iat, es ist da wai we ar. Deese sad sd poepals whoow dontay liake us ar sooooo stupaid. I hayte daym. Grrrrrr.
I walkt past dis ickl leeeetle boy, and I felt mah extraudinaraly longnss hrden. Yum. I pounct on mah hepllss pray, he hd no chnceeee ananst meh, I was LVPPS, I hd lotsa expirienceeeeeee in dis field of exrrteees. I rippd off heeeeessssss clothes, nd also rippd off half hes skn toooo (ooooopsy), and I pulld his bum cheeks aprt anddddd shovd mah 10 inchr insid warrrr sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo gut, I pulld hees hair and his head came off, ich am soooo supr sstrongggggggg, I contnud ntll I felt satisfied. Aftr I had nished wid da leeeeeeeetle boi, I swept da snowwie off mah peenk fluffay cheetah prnt cloak. I ran da rest of da deeeestance to ze Pottrs Houseeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Heheeee, da powr of da homophobes wer ova. GAYS WILL RLE BICHES!
I bargd thru zee dor nd lookd arawnd. Dis hous was so nicey decorated, i luved da colour combinshun of purple blu nand greeeeeeeeen, It mayd meh feel all fluffay nands warmmmm insideeeeeeeeee :')))) I herd jaymsie look at meh nands screeeeeem. It mayd meh hawnay. I got out mah dildo wandddddddd nd shovt iyt en hes mouf. He gagd as it squrted magic cummmmm into hes mawth. He keeld ova nand ws deaddddddd! I got excitd, so I hd dust clmbed on tp of jaymsie, wen lilly caym thru da door, she towk 1 look ayt meh and drpped the bayby harry outttttt of hr arms, sayd 'oh shittttttt, pickt harray upppppp aynd ran upstares.
'stupd biiiiiich' I screamd, y coudnt shay wayt till I hd nyshed wid jaymsie?!i gowt uuuuup nand daynced upsares (nevar stowp tha dayncing) and fownd her in the bath rm sittin on da toileeeeet (I gt da runs weyn im nervus too), harrie was iyn da biches rms. I puyshd harrie on da flor, nds shovd tha magix dildow insid lils mowf. Aftr shay hayd dyet,I lowked at harries fais (witch waws covred in blooooooooood) and heeeee lowkt at meh. Everything inside me came undone as I stared at the tiny blood covered face of harray, King of the homophobes. All the lines that held me to my life were sliced apart in swift cuts, like clipping the strings to a bunch of balloons. Everything that made me who I was - my love for men, my love for my shagging animals, the love for my other gay best friends, my hatred for homophobes, my home, my willy, myself- disconnected from me in that second- snip snip snip - and floated up into space. I was not left drifting. A new string held me where I was. Not one string, but a million. Not strings, but steel cables. A million steel cables all tying me to one thing - to the very centre of the universe. I could see that now- how the universe swirled around this one point. I'd never seen the symmetry of the universe before, but now it was plain. The gravity of the earth no longer tied me to the place where I stood. It was the baby boy in the on the floor that held me here now. Harray.
OH MY FUCKANG GOWD, I EMPRNTAYD OWN HARRAY?! I caynt kell heeem. Mehy hand was pushang da dildow intow mah mouthhhhhhhh. Must resist. Towww lait. I waws drwnayng on da magiks . Mah vison weynt blackkk (RACISM!) aynd I becayymm nudding. (oh yessss by ze wai, dere waws a profocie mayd dat harray wowd beeeeee kng of da homophobes, das nicht gut!- now I aym ded)