Just a random thing that I randomly did on a random day of a random month of a random year... I could keep going, but I have to go wax my sofa.


Me - *cuddles*

Sunstreaker - "DONT TOUCH MY PIT FRAGGING PAINT!"

Me - *backs away -slowly*

-**enter Ratchet**-

Hatchet - *chucks wrench at Sunny*

Hatchet - "DONT PATRONIZE THE HUMANS YOU FRAGGING SON OF A PIT FRAGGER!"

-**Enter Knock Out**-

KO - "Easy there doctor, we don't want you glitching in front of Lazzerbeak now do we?"

Hatchet - "AND WHY THE FRAG WOULD I CARE WHAT HE SEES!"

KO - "His processor is connected to Youtube."

Hatchet - "WHAT THE PIT IS YOUTUBE!?"

KO - "A fleshing broadcasting web address."

Hatchet - "I DONT CARE KNOCK OUT, GO AWAY."

KO - "Alright the Hatchet, soot yourself."

-**Exit KO**-

-**Enter Optimus**-

Optimus - *Walks up to monitor*

Optimus - *Goes on Youtube*

Ratchet - "What the frag are you doing Optimus?"

Optimus - *cheesy smile*

Optimus - "IM ON YOUTUBE! YAYA I LOVE THIS PIT WORSAKEN PLANET! WHOOOOOO!"

Ratchet - *derp face*

Sunstreaker and I - *look at eachother*

Me - "LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!"

Sunstreaker - *Opens driver door for me*

Me - *Gets in*

Us - *Burnout while rocketing down the hall*

Optimus - *Hands Ratchet a wrench*

Optimus - "Wrench them for me."

Ratchet - *takes wrench*

Ratchet - "With pleasure."

Ratchet - *Runs down the corridor with fists in the air*