Disclaimer: disclaimed.
A/N: I wrote this on my iPhone for Tumblr last night because I like stupid crossovers. Don't worry, it'll all be over soon.
"Lois!" Peter yelled from the kitchen table fork and knife in hand. "Foodfoodfood! Breakfast on my plate!"
"Your toast is almost done, Peter," she said glaring at him and holding back anger.
The toast popped up, and Lois gathered it up and buttered it for him. When she turned around she found Peter had built a giant tower of cereal boxes on the kitchen table.
"Peter," Lois said with a sigh, "what the hell are you doing?"
"I have built a lair of SCIENCE!" He exclaimed from inside the loosely stacked pile of boxes.
Lois set the toast down. "What do YOU know about science, Peter?"
"Remember that summer internship I had as Abby's assistant at NCIS?"
*fart* Peter giggled as Abby stood with her head against major mass spec. *fart* he giggled again.
"Hey, Abby?" He held up Bert the Farting Hippo. He smiled. He had a Hitler style mustache that reminded her of dirt on his upper lip. "Hey, Abby!"
She growled as she tried to ignore him. She swooped around to her computer.
*fart* "Abby!"
"WHAT?" She threw her arms into the air in frustration.
He whispered, "That wasn't the hippo!"
"Ugh!" She yelled. "GET OUT OF MY LAB!"
He continued to hold Bert up to her enraged face. "When are you and McGee going to kiss?"
Lois sighed as she sat down to eat the toast. "I thought that giant boot mark on your face would never go away."