I got the idea for this fic from another writer on this other fanfiction site () named Chu. I liked her idea, so I just borrowed from the site she went to. Its a site called Gorskys. (You can get the site address from my profile)

All the positions are credited to the people who came up with them. Check it out, the stuff there is a blasty-blast!

To Chu: I hope its ok that I borrowed your idea. I just thought to myself; "U kno, n-sted of buggin her 2 rite mor, y dont I jus rite sum of my own" (and yes, I think in 'net-speak' but, don't worry all you Beta people, I try not to write stories that way!)

But I digress, on with the fic…

YukixShu
~Discovery Channel Style

Walking through the living room, clutching onto a DVD video camera, a slim figure quietly walks down the hallway to the door at the end, that just happens to be open ever-so-slightly…

"G'day everyone!" He says into the camera. "Today, we'll be watching the sexual habits of one of natures greatest creations: The Sardonic Blonde. You got to keep a sharp eye out, because they don't often engage in sex alone, but if we're lucky- Oy, there goes one now! Isn't he a beauty folks? Now you can only imagine what must be going through this magnificent creature's mind for it to produce such actions: Sweat slicked chest, curled toes, and an erection colossal in size… Notice how he alternates between rubbing up and down the shaft and applying gentle squeezes to his sac…a marvelous and rare site…now watch as he reaches climax…let's see if we can get a bit closer…"

As he moved as carefully as he could, trying to get through the door without dropping the camera, it's hinges squeaked "Uh oh! I think he's spotted us!"

Yuki heard the door squeak, and stopped his…activity. Opening his eyes he looked in the direction of the sound and saw Shuichi at the door. Both men became wide eyed and red faced when he noticed Shuichi was holding what looked like…"Shuichi, I swear, that camera had better NOT be ON!"

"Oh crikey!" Shuichi said as Yuki began to get up, and he ran down the hall. "GET BACK HERE BRAT!"

~Do it with the Croc Hunter filming you

A/N: Very short I know, but I'll have more soon. As for now, reviews or constructive criticism is much appreciated ^_^