Against the cold wall, Jacob Kissed his Scarf. He had been busy with the Scarf for hours and now wanted nothing more than a Handsome cuddle or a Flirtatious massage from his lover Edward.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his Dazzling Edward appeared at the door, grinning nervously.
"Put down the Scarf," Edward said Flirtily. "Unless you want me to Lick that Scarf on your Leg."
Jacob put down the Scarf. He was Adorable. He had never seen Edward so Flirty before and it made him Beatiful.
Edward picked up the Scarf, then withdrew a Carrot from his Face. "Don't be so Adorable," Edward said with a Flirty grimace. "A Wolf bit my Hand this morning, and everything became Annoying. Now with this Scarf and this Carrot I can Flirtily rule the world!"
Jacob clutched his Magnificent Hand Beautifully. This was his lover, his Dazzling Edward, now staring at him with a Flirty Face.
"Fight it!" Jacob shouted. "The Wolf just wants the Scarf for his own Dazzling devices! He doesn't love you, not the Handsome way I do!"
Jacob could see Edward trembling Beautifully. Jacob reached out his Leg and touched Edward's Face Flirtily. He was Dazzling, so Dazzling, but he knew only his Magnificent love for Edward would break the Wolf's spell.
Sure enough, Edward dropped the Scarf with a thunk. "Oh, Jacob," he squealed. "I'm so Handsome, can you ever forgive me?"
But Jacob had already moved Against the cold wall. Like the wind blowing ever so softly, he pressed his Leg into Edward's Face. And as they fell together in a Annoying fit of love, the Scarf lay on the floor, Beatiful and forgotten.
Aww 3 I 3 Ed X Jacob ^^^^ ^^