The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Edward strode along the path, making for Annoying Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Dreadful Pencil, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Face.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his Flirty Pocket Watch just in time to face the Dazzling man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.

The man struck Flirtily, and Edward barely raised his Pocket Watch to meet the attack. They fought long and Hard until all the office rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, Edward found himself forced to one knee, the man's Pocket Watch pressed to his Disrepectful Hand. "I am Roy of Annoying Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Dreadful Pencil. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you On the Mustangs Desk."

But Edward had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his Pocket Watch with a twist, overpowered Roy and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Edward said, looking down upon him.

Roy's Leg shimmered stiff and stony like the rocks that have waves crash down on them. "I have underestimated you, Edward. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

Edward's desire was enflamed. His Hand throbbed and all his thoughts were to Kiss Roy like a Dog. Edward caressed Roy's Amazing Leg and he responded. They came together Gently, and their joining was as Beautiful as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet Feather!" Edward groaned and Kissed Roy as sarcastically as he could "I'm never losing a bet to you again"

"Ah but it was fun wasn't it?" Laughed Roy

"No!" Edward said rolling his eyes trying to hide his blush "Playing pretend is for kids"

"Yeah but you got to pick the names" Roy laughed

"Just get back into your annoying castle"

"Ok, just as long as you promise to come with me… And bring that dreadful pencil that's sticking into my leg."

"Uh Roy.."Said Edward nervously "That's not a pencil."

Nevertheless he took it with him to Roy's desk, and secret, Edward couldn't wait until he lost a bet with Roy again.

ARTIST NOTE::: DO YOU GET IT LOL seeeee it wasn't alternate universe they were just playing pretend sillies ^_^

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