Deidara-"I think we have the wrong house, There's no way Tobi lives here!!?" Deidara yelled
All of the Akatsuki members even Sasori was standing in front of a gated gate.
Pein-"Tobi gave us the directions and gate number of his house, Deidara."
Deidara-"This is all a- Deidara was interrupted
The gates suddenly opened and Tobi walked out
Tobi-"Hi Guys, I Thought You Guys Weren't Coming!" Tobi yelled excitedly
Deidara-"Me neither... Are you sure you live hee Tobi?" Deidara asked
Tobi-"Yes." Tobi replied
Kakazu-"How much did it cost?" Kakazu asked curiously. Hidan slapped his hand over his face.
Tobi-"Four Million Dollars." Tobi replied
Kakau almost had a Haeart Attack but instead he fainted
Kisame-"Yea right." Kisame laughed
Tobi-"You think i'm lying? See for yourself, then." Tobi seriously
Sasori-"Come on guys."
Hidan had to Drag Kakazu because he fainted
Hidan-"Stupid Fucking Kakazu always faints when he hears money numbers". Hidan mummbled under his breath
Pein-"Tobi do you have parents?" Pein asked
Tobi-"Yes." Tobi replied
Itachi-"Really!" Itachi said suprisingly
Deidara-"How does it feel having parents Tobi?" Deidara asked curiously
Tobi-"I LOVE MY PARENTS!!! THERE SOO COOL!!! I GET WHATEVR I WANT!!!!" Tobi screamed happily
Konan-"Really?" Konan asked
Tobi-"Yeah!" Tobi replied happily
Deidara-"Liar!!!" Deidara screamed
Tobi-"FUCK YOU!!!!" Tobi screamd angrily. Tobi was really pissed 0______0
Zetsu-"Damn...I never seen Tobi so angry...in my life... Zetsu said shocked 0_________________________________________0
Itachi-"Thia aint nothin! You shouldv'e seen him at Chucky Cheese!! Girlfriend!!" Itachi said dramacticly snapping his fingers in the air
Kisame-"Don't remind me." Kisame said with Google Eyes
Hidan-"Don't remind me neither...He went berserk in there." Hidan said with Google eyes
Pein-"Riiiiiiiiight, Tobi can we go in now?" Pein asked. He was getting a headache
Tobi-"Whatever." Tobi said rolling his eyes
Kisame-"Hey Hidan do you still have the video?" Kisame asked
Hidan-"Yea." Hidan replied back
Kisame-"Great." Kisame said
Tobi-"Well this is my house." Tobi said turning around
Itachi-"Daaaaaaaaaaammmnnnnnnnn!!" Itachi screamed he almost fainted
Sasori-"This one Big Ass House!"
Konan-"Tobi what do your parents do?" Konan aked with Google eyes
Tobi-"My mommy is a Lawyer and My daddy is a Famous Rockstar." Tobi said exictedly
Pein-"Tobi...Do you no a gut named Yashamaru "Curtis" Zilla....bcause you look just like him..." Pein asked nervously
Tobi-"Yea,That's my daddy." Tobi said goofly
Pein-" I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW!!! IT I KNEW IT!!!" Pein screamed jumping up and down
Hidan-"What are you Fucking Serious!!!" Hidan asked screaming
Tobi-Yea, But mommy isn't at work right now she's in the hospital." Tobi said excitedly
Itachi-"Is she Ok?" Itachi said with GOOGLE EYES
Tobi-"She's fine she's in Labour!" Tobi said exictedly
"LABOUR!!!!"
{Insid the house a a Certain 17 yr old Teenager looked out his window to see what was all that noise outside, He saw his youger brother outside talking to a group of people.}
"Dumbass."
{All the Akatsuki members were inside Tobi's MANSION
Zetsu-"Tobi are you the only child?" Zetsu asked
Tobi-"No there's Me,My Newborn Sister,and My Big Brother." Tobi replied
Pein-"You have a Big Brother Tobi?" Pein asked raising an eyebrow
Tobi-"Yea,I'll introduce you to him." Tobi said excitedly
{Tobi ran upstairs to go get his Big Brother}
Itachi-"I wonder how Tobi's Big Brother's Like?" Itachi said curiously
Pein-"Me Too? Pein said
CHAPTER TWO COMING SOON!!!! I'M BACK FROM TOKYO!!!!!