AN: Finally, another one of the desparately overdue birthday fics for Aeriths-Rain. Slight AU, Zack brought Yuffie home from Wutai and is hiding her in his cupboard because he's scared he'll get in trouble for it. unfortunately I don't own FF7, or any of its bishies, or ninjas, or the lyrics of the song. See if you can guess what it is. It seemed so perfect I couldn't resist.
Zack desperately waved his hands, gesturing for the young girl to be quiet, but she continued dancing around his bedroom, singing. He was beginning to regret letting her out of the cupboard, and was DEFINITELY starting to regret leaving her alone.
Yuffie scrambled onto the chest of drawers, one hand on her chest, the other out as if acknowledging an audience "Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me, I think they're okay..." she giggled and jumped down "If they don't give me proper credit, I just walk away..." she ran away from Zack, still giggling insanely.
"You can beg and you can plead, but you can't see the light, cause the boy with the cold hard sword is always Captain Right!" She stuck her tongue out. Zack pouted, it wasn't his fault Angeal didn't let him pay with the Buster sword and he got chased everytime he tried.
"Some boys have crisps some boys have cake, that's alright with me, if they don't give me pocky then I have to let them be!" she bounced on the bed.
Genesis blinked at the thumps, screams and giggling coming from next door, then a slow smirk of understanding spread across his face "I think puppy may be being beaten up by the little Wutaiain princess again..." Angeal facepalmed. Genesis clung to his arm and looked beseechingly up at him "I have to see this..." Angeal nodded, grinning and they walked to Zack's room, the noise increasing in volume as they got closer.
"Some boys try and some boys lie but I don't let them play, only boys who give me cookies make my rainy day!" sure enough, there were sheets of rain darkening the sky outside the window. Zack covered his eyes in defeat as she began bouncing again, breaking raucously into the chorus and taunting him with the shiny orbs she had stolen from his safe while he was out.
"I AM A MATERIA GIRL!"
Meanwhile, in the doorway, Genesis broke into hysterical laughter.