Ahhhh another pinata fic to write :D YAY! I told you it would be up soon~ Now, if you haven't read my last story, The Pinata Ball, then you might not get some of the stuff in this story. I'm not going to make you read it, but it might help some of the stuff I might reference to in here :D And also, this story takes place about 5-6 months after the Ball as well! So without further ado~
I'M GOING TO BE A WHAT NOW?
*Eddie's house, 8:00pm*
Tonight was all about seriousness. It was a battle for the ages, between four unlikely friends.
Eddie Lizard, Dustin Barkward, doctor Patch Patchingo, and an awkward kid named Seedos.
The four walked out into the middle of the room, a white mat with colorful dots on it in between them. They all looked around at each other. Eddie looked quite confident, Dustin looked like he needed looser shorts, Patch looked quite nervous, and Seedos smiled like a goofball.
Maxime walked out, with Sahari just behind her, holding a thin piece of cardboard in her hands. The two woman stood before them, serious looks on their faces. This wasn't something to mess with.
All four guys got into starting positions, ready to start. Sahari's hands looked like they did a flicking motion, and she handed the cardboard to Maxime for her to see. Maxime looked up all dramatic like.
"Right hand on green," She said. As soon as the words left her lips, the guys did as she said.
"HA! That isn't too hard!" Dustin said, wiggling his butt in the air. Eddie wagged his finger on his left hand, since the right head was a bit occupied at the moment.
"Ah, at the beginning, yes, but soon you will be more twisted then a twizzler!"
"... That was an awful joke..."
"Shut up."
"Haha no," Dustin said, smiling happily as Maxime called "Right foot on red".
"Right foot on blue,"
"Left hand on yellow,"
"Left foot on green,"
The commands kept coming and coming. It wasn't long before all the guys were twisted together, practically over-lapping. It was sheer luck that there wasn't a yaoi fangirl in sight, or all four of them would be dead.
"This is so uncomfortable..." Seedos said, stretched out under Patch, who was struggling to stay up with his skinny arms.
"You think you're uncomfortable," Eddie muttered. He didn't have much trouble being all stretched out, it was just the fact that Dustin's butt was right next to his head. Dustin's arms were shaking, and he knew he couldn't keep it up much longer. He knew he could outdo Patch (probably) and Seedos, but Eddie might be a bit of a problem. Despite the fact that he's trying to change, he was gonna have to play dirty.
"Oh man... I seriously have to fart..." He said quite loudly. Eddie's eyes widened at Dustin's sudden statement.
"Dustin, you wouldn't- OH MY GOD!" Eddie shrieked when the smell hit his nose. He started to cough, and he shoved himself away from the twister mat. Dustin laughed loudly, as did Maxime and Sahari as Eddie ran for the nearest garbage can.
"Silent but deadly~" Dustin said. Seedos turned his head, giving him a look as Eddie's sounds of puking echoed in the room. Patch started to gag as well, but Seedos acted as if he was immune to the stink.
"G-Good God, wh-wh-what is wrong w-with you?" Patch said, gagging. Dustin shrugged.
"I said I had to let one out! I just didn't know it would be a silent one," He said as Patch forced himself off of the mat. The doctor ran over and yanked the trashcan from Eddie's hands and started to puke in it. Eddie pulled a tissue out of the tissue box to wipe his chin off as he glared at Dustin.
"That's just disgusting!" He said, gripping his weak stomach. Dustin laughed loudly.
"Sorry Lizard, but you gotta do what you can to win!" He said. Sahari started to fan her face with the spinner while Maxime and Seedos seemed to be unaffected. Patch looked up from his trashcan.
"C-Can you not smell that or something?" He asked, feeling something starting to come up again. Maxime shrugged.
"I live with two older brothers. Trust me, they are a lot worse,"
"When you live in a swamp and hang out with the guy about everyday, you almost become immune," Seedos answered. Sahari looked at the board.
"Right foot on green," she said, coughing. Seedos moved his foot with ease, but Dustin was having a hard time.
"Dammit Seedmour, I can't get my foot over you!"
"And that's my problem?"
"Move your butt!"
"No! I would lose if I did that!"
"SEEDAMOUR-"
"I'm thirsty," Maxime said out of no where. Dustin shot up from the board.
"I GOT IT!" He screamed. He raced away into Eddie's kitchen, screaming as he tripped and fell. Seedos looked up.
"Does this mean I win?" He asked.
"MOVE SPARCTICUS!" Dustin shouted, shoving the Eskimo out of the way. Sparcticus's stomach smashed against the counter, his cup of water spilling all over the floor. Dustin rummaged quickly through the fridge, looking for something for Maxime.
"Water... spring water... flavored water... bubbling water... tea... Man, does he have anything to drink that isn't water or completely gross?" Dustin asked loudly. Sparcticus glared over.
"I guess not."
"Hmph! Fine then! Ruin my chances to get Maxime to like me," Dustin muttered to himself, closing the fridge. Sparcticus sighed.
"I don't think getting a drink for her will make her fall for you Dustin,"
"Probably not, but it will make her appreciate me a little more," Dustin said dreamily. Sparcticus rolled his eyes.
"Sure, if you believe that..."
"Where were you anyway? You were supposed to play twister with the rest of us!" Dustin exclaimed, spreading his arms out for emphasis. Sparcticus shrugged.
"I just didn't feel like playing,"
"But your girlfriend was out there waiting for you, and who doesn't EVER want to play twister?"
"I just don't... Is Sahari upset or something?"
"Well, other then the fact that she didn't like the smell of my fart I don't think so..."
"Smell of your what?" Sparcticus asked, raising a brow. Dustin shrugged.
"Nothing. Are you two having problems or something?" Sparcticus looked at him surprised.
"Of course not! Why would you think that?"
"I dunno. Normally your all over her but tonight your hiding- oh my God did you cheat on her?"
"No! I would never do that to Sahari! I... I just have been worrying about her lately..." Sparcticus said. Dustin nodded, as if understanding.
"Oh... So she's cheating on YOU-"
"No!" Sparcticus said in frustration. Dustin nodded, going back to thinking.
"... Then I give up,"
"Ugh..."
"Come on, tell me! I'll keep it quiet!" Dustin promised, crossing his heart along with it. Sparcticus eyed him suspiciously. Can he even trust the blonde boy? Dustin certainly was improving- he wasn't close to as perverted as he was before, or as sick minded. Maybe he could...
"You'll stay quiet?" The Eskimo asked. Dustin nodded.
"I swear on Lizard's grave!"
"... He's still alive,"
"I still swear on it,"
"... Okay," Sparcticus said, sighing, "Well, a few weeks ago, Sahari and I-"
"Had sex, yeah I know about that. Everyone does actually!" Dustin said, waving his hand. Sparcticus blinked.
"... Huh?"
"You didn't know? She went around telling EVERYONE, and explained all the details too," Dustin answered, "Dude, how did you even fit up in her? You're, like, HUGE-"
"Oh my God," Sparcticus said, blushing furiously under his mask. Man, that must be why he get's stares and everyone keeps congratulating him...
"Sparty? YOU HOO!" Dustin shouted, waving his hand in front of Sparcticus's face. Sparcticus looked down at him.
"I can't believe she talked about that!"
"Dude... I didn't even know you knew how to do half of that stuff she was talking about,"
"And I don't know how you know what that stuff even IS,"
"Ah, touche!"
"All I'm saying is that... I mean... what if-"
"You're probably going to kill me for this, but I just have to say it- have you noticed she's getting bigger?" Dustin said. Sparcticus glared at him the glare of all glares.
"... Excuse me?"
"I think it's all the pickles she's been eating lately..."
"So I'm not the only who noticed she's been acting different?" Sparcticus asked out of no where. Dustin nodded, then his eyes widened to the size that would put a Galagoogoo to shame.
"Oh my God... I think I understand now," Dustin said. Sparcticus looked really worried.
"Do you-"
"She wants to become a SUMO WRESTLER! That explains EVERYTHING! The eating, the different attitude- what?" Dustin asked as Sparcticus face-palmed, the sound of the smacking echoing in the kitchen.
"Okay, I think the stink is out now," Sahari confirmed, closing the windows. Eddie nodded, still feeling nauseous.
"Oh God that was revolting... and right in my face too!" Eddie ranted, muttering to himself about how gross and degrading that really was. Seedos shifted his feet uncomfortably.
"Um, so is Twister over now?" he asked. Maxime shrugged.
"I guess so," She said. Patch was about to speak too as his alert system went off. He took it out of his pocket, sighed a bit.
"I-I'm s-s-sorry, b-but I have to go," He said, making his way to the front door. Everyone watched him.
"Already?" Eddie asked said. Patch nodded, grabbing his coat.
"Y-Yes! I am so s-sorry, but there's a sick p-pinata out th-there that needs my h-help! Oh, and don't forget to bring Edwin in for his check-up next week!" Patch reminded as he ran out the door.
"I won't!" Eddie called out to him as he closed the door. Sahari's face lit up.
"Edwin? Is he here?" She asked excitedly. Eddie turned his head to her, nodding.
"Yeah. Seiko should be down with him in a minute-"
"I'M BACK~" Dustin shouted as he marched back in proudly, with Sparcticus right behind him. Sahari grinned happily, running up to hug the tall Eskimo.
"There you are!" She said happily. Sparcticus nodded.
"Sorry, I was getting a drink when Dustin came in and-"
"EDDIE!" Seiko's voice called from upstairs, cutting Sparcticus off. The gardener walked downstairs, holding a little bundle in her hands. Eddie grinned widely, shuffling over to her.
"Aw there he is!" He cooed, taking the bundle out of her hands. Seiko blushed slightly.
"Sorry it took a while. He was in the middle of eating when I came to get him..." Seiko said, watching as Eddie lifted the little baby up.
"Oh that's alright- Hi Edwin!" Eddie cooed, looking at Edwin's bright blonde mop, his light grey eyes staring at him. Edwin giggled a bit, looking at his-
"OH MY GOD! When did THIS happen?" Dustin shouted out of the blue. Everyone turned to the blonde boy funny. Dustin ran forward, pointing at Edwin the entire time. His jaw was open, and he looked back at everyone else.
"When did thishappen?" He exclaimed.
"What do you mean?" Seedos said. Dustin kept pointing at the baby in Eddie's arms.
"When did these two have a child?" Dustin asked. Eddie raised a brow.
"I beg your pardon?"
"Seiko wasn't even FAT! And how come I wasn't invited to the baby shower? Seriously!" Dustin said in an irritated tone. Seiko crossed her arms.
"Dustin-"
"Am I just not SPECIAL or something?"
"This isn't our kid,"
"I MEAN- come again?" Dustin said. Sahari groaned from behind.
"That's Eddie's little brother you idiot!" The desert girl yelled in an irritated tone. Dustin looked really confused now.
"... It is?"
"Yes! My mom gave birth to him a month ago! You were there at the clinic when it happened!" Eddie snapped. Dustin touched a finger to his chin.
"... Is that why she suddenly lost all that weight? I thought she was trying out some new dieting thing or something..."
"Oh my God..." Maxime groaned, shaking her head.
AAAANNNNNDDDDD That's chapter one :D Yeah... Not much happened... But it will start next chapter :D This was more of... a warm-up I guess for what's coming :P ... I don't know... Just review :D