Me: Welcome to ToD Spyro Style: Trek Back to Insanity!
D Me: YES! We're back in black!
Me: Well, I promised those who reviewed on my last ACTUAL chapter that I would use their dares, so let's get started!
Ember: But I don't wanna be tortured again!
Me: Oh no! She's onto us! Sic her D Me!
D Me: (Throws Ember into DISTRICT 666)
Ember: Ahhh! Hi Satan! How you doing?
*five hours later*
Satan: TAKE HER BACK! Even I, the devil himself, can't stand her! She doesn't belong in heaven or hell!
Me: Uh. . . Let's just get to the dares!
Me: (Catches on fire and disappears)
D Lucas: Oh crud O.o
(Giant Arm made of lava and fire with 5 giant claws bigger than the earth
comes over the horizon, grabs Di Adam, D Eragon, and Eragon and squishes them
like three tiny dust mites)
D Lucas: Whew...(Squashed by the giant hand)
Me: (Turns back to normal and cracks neck) Anyone else want to make me mad?
Everyone: NO :x
Nintendofan333
Me: ROXAS!
Animated announcer: Press triangle repeatedly for attack overturn!
Me: Fine! (Presses triangle until the button comes out, then gets another controller and repeats)
Roxas: (Throws Oathkeeper at Lucas trapping him in a star, and then it comes back, merging with Oblivion to make, 'Oath to the Oblivion Keeper') IT'S OVER! (Turns Lucas to dust)
Me: No offense dude, but you try to kill be on every show, and this time it's not gonna work. So, let's get to our ACTUAL dares, instead of my death incidents...
Funny as all get out. I love your Truth or Dare stories. Keep them going bud.
Anyway, I got an invitation for you to join in this story I'm creating called
Dragon Realm Awards. You and your OC's are invited. There will be all sorts of
awards, performances, and funny stuff too. You and your OC's can be perfomers,
award presenters, announcers, or co-hosts too. Let me know if you're
interested. Keep up the good story.
Onyxthedragon17
Me: Yes! I'd love to come! D Me and Leon will be there too, so. . .
Leon: Oh yeah, sorry I'm late! I'm his third co-host, also available for dares, unfortunately!
Me: Hehe! More dares!
Lol you actually think my story is funny... I don't for my own story, which
just earned myself a pathetically small wow.
Spyro(D): Wow, if you can fight all those evil people just one at a time try
fighting them all at once.
Cynder(D): Watch Spyro get beat up
Moneybags(D): Dunno if your alive still for the chapter or not but if you are
dead then you are alive for the rest of the dare. Why do i say so? Because
you're about to be thrown in a pool of eels then be taken out and put in a
pool of sharks then in a pool of acid then go make Shadow mad. She will kill
you in the weirdest and most painfullest way possible. Have fun!
Cyril(D): Go get life dude. I don't see it.
Ignitus(T): I don't see why you didn't just fly over the flamy wall thing.
Whyd didn't you. And don't say "the smoke" because one of the visual devoloper
people could have given you a gas mask.
Terrador(D): Sit through one of Volteers lectures. I was bored so, yeah...
Volteer(D): Lecture Terrador to death.
Hunter(D):UM... I really don't know what to do with you, so, (floor under him
collapses to reveal spikes with no way to dodge them) DIE!
I'm bored now so um ima go work on my truth or dare. and then come back to
see if this torture story was updated.
XxDragonnxX
Me: Okay, let's get started!
Spyro: NO! NOOO! (Is dragged away and killed. . . Slowly!)
Cynder: (watches) EW! I didn't think it could be removed that way!!! (throws up)
Janitor(from jackattack's ToD on spyro): Stupid other host, with his stupid other characters, with no respect. . .
Me: Right. . . Well. . . (throws Moneybags into eels then watches him walk over to Shadow)
Moneybags: You're hot!
Shadow: I'm going to remove your balls through your anus!
Me: TMI! TMI! TOO MUCH INFO!
D Me: Anyhow. . .
Cyrus: I have a life! I'm living ain't I?
Me: (Shoots him with the new, Broken Butterfly .45 Magnum stolen from RE4) Not no more!
Janitor: Stupid kids with they're pistol, and I have to be involved in dares. . .(grumbles and shakes fist angrily) Just wait!
Ignitus: Uh. . .
XxDragonnxX: Not good enough! (Shoots him with a Killer7 .45 Magnum, also from RE4)
Me: YES! I wanted him to die!
Volteer: Haveyoueverdrankcoffee?IhaveandIloveit!Youneedtodrinksomebecauseithelpsyourenergyalot!
Terrador: XoX
Me: He's definitely dead!
Leon: Yep.
Cynder: Yep
D Me: Hey! I'm supposed to respond first!
Leon: Live with it bitch! (Kicks D Me where it hurts and pays Shadow two-hundred dollars to kill him. . . painfully. . .)
D Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Uh. . . No comment!
Leon: Serves the asshole right!
Me: Okay. . . Next dare!
Hunter: NO!!!!!! (is impaled on a spike)
Cynder: Oh... Nice death spike!
Leon: O.O. . .
D Me: (crawls back) Let's get to. . . the next dare! But first! (Throws Leon onto the same death spike as Hunter)
Me: Uh. . . Next set.
my dares:
spyro: take cynder to dragon shores and you know...do it
cynder: vise versa
ember:DIE DIE DIE! kills ember hehehehe
that all i got
Spyrosgirl
Spyro: Yay! (Flies off with Cynder)
Me: (shudders) Okay!
Ember: NO! (A random hand comes from nowhere and squeezes her to death, leaving the peanut of a brain, her guts, and a ton of blood behind)
Janitor: Damn kids! Need to grow up and stop sending other writers to kill other characters. . . (grumbles)
Me: Final set of dares!
Leon: We're. . . out...
Me: Oh well, see you on the hopefully twenty more chapters of ToD Spyro Style: Trek Back to Insanity!
D Me: Bye!
Leon: C ya!