Kaneki: Damn having all these personalities is tiring

Ero: Really? I actually never thought about your other personalities besides when one comes out and shit goes down.

Kaneki: Yeah hehe hehe

Ero: So do your personalities have different opinions and stuff?

Kaneki: well yeah they do some-

Mindscape

Sasaki: Yo we need to switch I got a ton of paperwork to file

Kaneki: How many times do I have to tell you we aren't Doves anymore remember?

Sasaki: O yeah we broke everyone out of prison

Kaneki ...

Sasaki: What?

Kaneki: How did you forget about that?

Sasaki: I dunno

Kaneki: goddamn it Sasaki

Outside of Kaneki's mindscape

Ero: Kaneki?

Ero: *waves hands in front of face*

Ero: kaneki? kaneki-kun? kaneki-chan?

Ero:hmmmmmmm

Ero: I'm going to tell Eto how it felt for her lower half to be eaten

Kaneki: WAIT!

Ero: ...

Kaneki: Please that was a mistake

Ero: O well you see My Dear Kaneki Idgaf I need blackmail material

Ero: Peace! *Runs off*

Kaneki: Shit!

Kaneki: what the hell are you a ghoul?

Kaneki: hold up you Fucking author goddamn it!