Genisella
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Tales of Symphonia.
(This is another of my parody on fairy tales. Not as funny as Colette and the Five Gnomelettes and, YEAH!)
Cherry-sama: Hi this is the fic of Genisella!
Colette: This time the star is Genis!
Genis: (looks at script) What? The main part of this story is a GIRL?
Cherry-sama: Yeah. So?
Genis: But I'm a boy…
Yggdrasill: I know what it feels like… She assigned me a girl's part last story…
Kratos: It would seem like she has a habit of assigning the actor the opposite gender they are…
Zelos: WHAT? I'm suppost to be a girl too!
Cherry-sama: (gets mad at Zelos) What's so bad about being a girl?
Zelos: uh-oh…
Cherry-sama: (hit's over the head with a very thorny rose)
Zelos: ow ow ow ow ow ow ow OW OW OW!
Sheena: Please read the story…
Once upon a time in Kingdom #45 there lived a King who had a daughter who was going to become Prince, but that's not where we're focusing on…
Once upon a time in that same Kingdom there lived a little boy who's father just died… Now the Mother of the house had gone crazy and there was one other child (besides the adopted one, or as he preferred it, the Chosen one) that could take care of the house. This family had been raised not very well (What'd ya expect from a crazy mother and a dead father?) and the kids lived under the commands of the first-born (the youngest boy was in charge of those horrid chores, those no-one-in-the-family-liked-doing chores). Unfortunately the adopted boy became a dirty pervert and always slacked off. But when the first-born won a lottery, she was stupid enough to give it all to the Scholars Association (or the S.A. as we've come to know them) and not spending it on getting a maid or two.
Then one day the King of Kingdom #59 wanted to see the head scholar (the first-born became the head scholar after donating all that money) about 'important business' and she went away for a month. While she was gone…
"Genisella! Come here you brat!" Zelos yelled lying down on a bed as he looked at a 'very pretty' magazine. "Where's my punch?"
"Coming, coming," Genisella said as he ran into the very-messy room of Zelos, holding a tray with one paper cup of pink liquid (supposedly punch, but it could be pink rat poison) in his hand.
Now Genisella was a magic user. He used magic to help with his long chores. Sometimes he would have visions which would tell him what would happen 5 seconds into the future, but he kept this a secret…
(Meanwhile, behind the scenes, where weird actions are taking place…)
"If it were a secret, it wouldn't be anymore!" Genis nagged at the author/narrator.
"Well, sorry!" Cherry-sama said.
(back to main storyline)
"Well," Zelos said making hand gestures to bring the punch over while burying himself in the magazine.
"Okay, okay," Genisella said making the paper cup of punch float over a few empty slurpie cups, an over used T.V., and a very dirty pillow, before getting to Zelos.
Someone is at the door… instantly ran through his mind as Zelos grabbed the paper cup.
"-Glug, glug-" Zelos gulped down his punch. (Yes it was punch.)
A sudden 'Ding-Dong' was heard…
"Answer the door, twerp." Zelos commanded throwing his paper cup at an over flowing trash bin of paper cups.
"O—okay?" Genisella said putting his hand on his forehead as he ran out of the room.
It's a prank. More chores… were his sudden and random thoughts as he ran though the hallway.
"He—hello?" Genisella stammered opening the door.
No one there. He figured he should go back inside when a drop of something hit the floor behind him.
"Wha?" Genisella started as he turned around.
He examined the droplet. (With magic, not with his hand.)
Egg. There's no doubt about it, but from where… Genisella thought.
Then, 'CRACK!' an egg hit his head and he saw the reason why. A man (Yep! It's the mayor from Iselia.) had thrown an egg at him, then ran off yelling "TAKE THAT YOU HALF-ELF!"
"Why you! Ohhh… great…" Genisella said running after the man/mayor and then looking at his house.
Not only had the man/mayor hit Genisella in the head with an egg, he had egged his house, looks like Genisella has to clean it up…
How did I know that? Genisella thought as he cleaned up the mess…
But meanwhile in the castle the Prince had been dubbed King since her father and mother died…
"I'm tired of this…" King Presea (yep, I mean King) stated sitting in her royal chair.
"Do you mean about ruling the Kingdom?" Duke Regal Bryant asked.
"Yes." Presea said standing up from her chair, and walking over to a nearby window.
"Would you like to give command to someone else?" Duke Regal suggested.
"Yes, but not to someone that I won't be able to keep an eye on…" Presea said starting to pace around the room. "I need to find someone who is able to take command along with me, some who can be capable to work for the Kingdom…"
Then King Presea got an idea…
Cherry-sama: That's Chapter one!
Lloyd: That was a shorter chapter than in your other story…
Colette: And it's so…serious!
Cherry-sama: I'm trying not to make this into an oneshot, Lloyd! And I've been TRYING to add humor, Colette… but I just can't!
Zelos: Maybe you need to make the narrator fall for someone in the story.
Cherry-sama: Fall for someone?
Colette: Who did you have in mind for Cherry-sama?
Zelos: Like the guy that she pretends to hate.
Lloyd: Get to the point…
Zelos: Like…me. (grabs Cherry-sama and hugs her)
Cherry-sama: HOW DARE YOU!
Zelos: uh-oh…
Cherry-sama: (hits Zelos over the head with a rose bush)
Zelos: ow ow ow ow ow ow ow OW OW OW!
Sheena: Way to go Cherry-sama!
Colette: Why is Cherry-sama mad?
Lloyd: I'll tell you later…
Sheena: Please review. Go Cherry-sama!