The three steps to make a Captain Mad

Wake them up at 4:00 in the morning and ask them to buy something.

"Ding Dong"

"Someone get that" yelled the tired Captain

"Ding Dong"

"For God sakes I'll get it myself" Said the captain with a really bad bead head hair he got up and walked all the way down the hall down the stairs and back down a another hall as he walked he wondered why nobody else got up then he remembered giving everybody the day off .

As soon as he got to the door he opened it and it happened to be a sales men shinigami

She then spoke and said

"Good morning Captain Kuhicki how are you this fine morning" she said with a big smile

"Tired now if you wouldn't mind I would like to go back to bead its 4:15 in the morning

He said try to sou7nd as polite as possible

"Oh I know that's what makes the world great" she said with another big smile that almost made Byuakuya want to hurl

"Good day miss" Byuakuya said before closing then out of nowhere a foot stopped his door from closing. Then he looked down and saw it was her foot in the way of closing the door.

"My apologies but please here me out I can make you a great offer on a wonderful book called Banki for a complete and total self sintered Dumb Ass.

"Are you calling me a dumb ass" he said while getting his zampacto out of its sheath with a really pissed off look on his face

"No, no, sir I am simply saying it's a good way to teach people if you don't want to teach them you're self about how to use banki

"I'll give you 3 minutes to get away from my house or so help me you will never have a head ever again do you under stand me" Byakuya at that point was ready to rip off her head and not care at all.

"Okay I'm leaving but remember you are making a terrible mistake to send me away you do know that sooner or later you're going to wish you would have token up my offer" saying that to the captain as it seemed like she was wishing for a death bed.

"Wait"

"So you do want one of the books I'm selling" she said as her smile got bigger

"Scatter senbonsakura kegyosh "

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the sales women yelled as she was running down the hill that led away from the Kuchki manor still being chased by a Millions or more cherry blossoms'.

2. Questions

"Byaki" yelled a little girl with pink hair as she was running

Into the room.

"What do you want assistant captain Yachiru" Asked with a voice that

Could even scare a hollow to death.

"Whatcha doin" asked Yachiru with a curious voice.

"Paper work for General Captain Yamamoto" said byakuya in a little irritated.

"Why" asked Yachiru.

"Because he asked me to" said byakuya.

"Why" she asked.

"I Don't Know Why" said byakuya.

"Why" she asked again.

"Didn't I just say I don't Know why" yelled byakuya in a really pissed

Off voice.

"Why" she asked one more time.

"GO THE FUCK AWAY OR I'M GOING TO KILL YOU yelled Byakuya

In a really pissed off mode.

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3. Guessing

"Captain" yelled Renji "Guess What, Guess What, Guess

What, Guess What, Guess What, Guess What, Guess What,

Guess WWWHHHAAATTT, "Renji yelled and asked

While getting on his Captains nerves.

"What" Byakuya asked?

"CHICKEN BUTT" Renji yelled.

"You came all the way here to tell me chicken butt"

Byakuya asked with a mad look one his face.

"Yes Sir I Did" Said Renji with a scared look on his face.

"Get out of my office" Byakuya said in a demanding voice.

"Yes but Sir I Need to tell you" Renji said before cut of by

Byakuya.

"OUT IF YOU DON'T GET OUT I SWEAR YOU WILL

NEVER HAVE KIDS IN FACT YOU'LL NEVER HAVE

SEX BECAUSE IT WOULD HURT WAY TO DAMN

MUCH NOW GET OUT" Byakuya yelled in a very

Pissed off voice while Renji ran out the room holding

His wee wee.